Chapter 78
Oh, what is sister saying? I just said a few extra words and sister looks like this, making it seem like I am a blabbermouth.
Hearing Ye Zhenzhen's passive-aggressive tone, Pei Susu immediately unleashed her ultimate counterattack.
The aloof girl did not back down, twitching her lips and practicing the same routine.
If you put it that way, then it is my fault, making me look petty, increasingly inferior to you, my dear sister.
That is not what I meant at all. Never mind, sister despises me after all. Unlike other girls who know how to speak sweetly, brother would not despise me, right?
Pei Susu said, turning her head to look at Gu Ran, instantly shifting the battlefield to him.
Gu Ran: ???
He finally understood. No wonder Ye Zhenzhen would occasionally spout melodramatic lines, this was the source!
Ye Jinliang: !!!
Did he walk onto the wrong movie set?
He widened his eyes, earnestly watching the three-way battle, afraid to miss a single detail.
He wished he could sit on the floor with a handful of sunflower seeds; this was way more interesting than the Spring Festival Gala!
Good heavens, was Brother Ran's daily life always this colorful?
He happily watched the drama without any psychological burden, loving the chaos.
You... speak normally.
A bit speechless, Gu Ran rolled his eyes at the two of them, then said to the whiny Pei Susu.
But upon hearing this, the latter immediately covered her face and pretended to weep. If brother has this kind of attitude, it is better if you just ignore me, making it seem like I am making a fuss out of nothing.
Gu Ran: ...
Strange, why were the veins on his forehead bulging?
...
Walking into the roller skating rink and seeing the two girls linking arms again, acting like the best of friends, the corner of his eye could not help but twitch.
Genuine question, is this how besties interact?
Changing into their skates, they started splitting into groups. To prevent her younger brother from being seduced by the little flirt, Ye Zhenzhen proactively pulled Pei Susu away, denying Ye Jinliang his wish.
But he could accept it; at least Gu Ran was ditched too.
What was this called?
True bros share the bitter and the sweet!
He happily pulled Gu Ran along to race, but soon, he could not smile anymore.
Brother Gu Ran, you skate so well, can you teach me?
After spending some time with Ye Zhenzhen and whispering who-knows-what, Pei Susu started acting up again, making the aloof girl pant with anger.
Staring darkly at the little loli's back, she gritted her teeth and silently swore in her heart.
If she ever brought this little flirt out to play again, she would take Ye Jinliang's surname!
Looking at the manipulative girl in front of him, Gu Ran turned to glance at the furious Ye Zhenzhen and immediately shrank his neck, not daring to take the bait.
So what if he held her hand and taught her how to skate?
He knew the difference between enjoying one meal now and securing meals for the rest of his life.
Uh... I do not really know how to skate either...
Hearing this, Pei Susu's eyes lit up. Her almond eyes flashed with a dark gleam, as if she had amnesia and completely forgot what she just said.
Really? Then I will teach you! I am really good at it!
Gu Ran: ...Bruh.
He really did not know what to say; he could only give her a mental slow clap.
If this girl did not get him killed today, would she never give up?
What was her grudge?
Did the milk tea he bought her last time go straight to the dogs?
Turning to look at his sister, he pondered for a moment and said, Um... I suddenly realized I actually skate pretty well...
Before he could finish, the loli girl chimed in, That is great! Then brother can teach me, I almost fell just now...
Gu Ran: ???
Do you even hear what you are saying?
Seeing Ye Zhenzhen's increasingly indifferent expression, Gu Ran grew more anxious, terrified of being plotted against when he got home tonight.
Seeing Pei Susu biting onto him and refusing to let go, he simply gave up and plopped his butt onto the ground.
Ouch, I twisted my ankle. You go play by yourself first.
Seeing this, Pei Susu rolled her eyes speechlessly, cursing in her heart: Bah, whipped!
But noticing Ye Zhenzhen's triumphant look, she frowned and continued to stir up trouble.
Crouching down gently, she reached out to press on the boy's ankle, asking considerately, Oh no, is it serious, brother? Let your little sister massage it for you?
Gu Ran: ...
Damn it, he was definitely never bringing her out to play again!
She was an absolute stumbling block!
...
Seeing Gu Ran entangled by the little loli again, while the other aloof sister kept her eyes glued to him, Ye Jinliang reverted to his Sigma male state and entered Zen mode.
Turning around to skate a lap by himself, he went to the other side of the rink to sit and rest.
After staying there for several minutes, not a single person noticed him.
At this moment, he suddenly wanted to light a cigarette; after all, what he was smoking right now was loneliness.
He made up his mind. Next time they came out.
Either Gu Ran could not bring any girls, or he had to bring a girl himself. This was just too bullying!
As he rested silently, a tender girl's voice suddenly appeared behind him.
I am going to turn you ugly, turn you ugly...
Judging by the voice, it was a little kid, but he was thrilled. Someone was finally paying attention to him!
He slowly turned around and smiled very gently, afraid of scaring the little girl in front of him.
But even so, upon seeing his face, the little girl froze for a moment. The lollipop she was holding like a magic wand unknowingly dropped to the ground.
Waaah, I am sorry, I promise I will turn you back...
She pouted, speaking with a crying tone, feeling like she had caused a massive disaster.
Ye Jinliang: ???
Damn it!
Kid, where are your manners?
Is that how we are playing?!
The corner of his mouth twitched uncontrollably. He then looked up at the ceiling, tears shimmering in the corners of his eyes.
I am tired. Let this world just be destroyed...
...
Unlike Ye Jinliang who had seen through the vanity of the mortal world, Gu Ran was incredibly busy.
No matter what he said, the little loli Pei Susu just flashed her canine teeth, smiling with innocent naivety.
Ye Zhenzhen, who stood off to the side with her arms crossed, wore an increasingly indifferent expression.
Turning her head and seeing her look like an aloof goddess from the heavens, Pei Susu curled her lips and muttered in her heart.
Bah!
Tsundere freak!
She clearly wanted to strangle her to death, yet she put on an act of calm indifference.
She rolled her eyes, then raised a hand to lightly touch her forehead, acting like a delicate lady from a wealthy family, and dramatically collapsed toward Gu Ran.
Oh my, I am so dizzy. Brother, help me rub my head.
Gu Ran: !!!
He instantly raised his hands to prove his innocence.
Everyone was watching; she fell over on her own!
Looking at her incredibly pretentious bestie, Ye Zhenzhen's eyelids twitched. Unable to endure it any longer, she stepped forward and pulled her up.
Aren't you good at skating? Come on, teach me!
Oh, but my head is so dizzy.
Looking at the slightly exasperated and embarrassed girl, an ambiguous smile surfaced on Pei Susu's face.
However, she had no intention of letting her overly proud bestie off the hook. Holding her forehead, she leaned toward Gu Ran again.
Sigh, sister is so fierce. Brother must suffer a lot normally. Unlike me, I only know how to make my brother's heart ache with pity...
Gu Ran: !!!
Ye Zhenzhen: ???
nce】【Lighthearted Comedy】【Ultimate Gentleman's Novel】【Viewer Discretion Advised for Under 16】 The mightiest human hero, Sharen Morian, is resurrected after a thousand years by his wife—the Demon King. This is not your typical hero-vs-demon-king tale.
s the Eldest Princess, renowned for her cold and aloof detachment, became the most docile of lambs, obeying his every command without question. But when the final move was played on the chessboard, as Gu Chenghan seized everything and ascended on the verge of apotheosis, that very Princess suddenly embraced him from behind, her tone carrying a dependence never heard before: "Wait... you haven't yet... commanded me to love you forever." Gu Chenghan froze abruptly. She... hadn't been hypnotized?! ... [The Eldest Princess's Diary] [When my soul was extracted, becoming the sole spectator outside my own shell] [At first, there was overwhelming fury, until I saw] [How he used my sword to effortlessly shatter my inescapable doom] [How he wielded my authority to eradicate fatal conspiracies I had never even detected] [Like a deity, he rescued me from the deep mire I was trapped in] [If not for those annoying vixens, he and I would be a match made in heaven] [I think I am ill, gravely ill] [My deity should belong to me alone] ... "Hypnosis? Oh, it succeeded, my dear Master." "Only this time, it's my turn to hypnotize you."
nd fell into a coma while saving his younger sister from an out-of-control car. He became a vegetable. No one knew that his consciousness had crossed into a world of cultivation. Over the course of sixty years, he began as the lowest kind of mine slave, struggling to survive amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood. By sheer chance, he eventually obtained the complete memories of a fallen Immortal King. Alchemy, medicine, formations, feng shui, physiognomy, artifact forging… Every great inheritance of the cultivation world was now his. But when he opened his eyes again, he discovered that ten full years had passed in the modern world. To pay for his treatment, his father had sold the family’s shop and house, leaving himself covered in lasting injuries and illness. His mother had cared for him day and night, and more than half of her hair had already turned white. His younger sister, who had been only fifteen back then, was now twenty-five. To help repay the family’s debts, she had been forced to lower her head and put on a smiling face in places of glittering lights and endless revelry. Only then did Chen Xuan understand that what he had lost was not merely ten years. He had lost the life his entire family was meant to have. The good news was that he had brought back the memories of an Immortal King’s entire lifetime. The bad news was that his soul had returned alone—his cultivation had not come with him. Spiritual energy was scarce, resources were depleted, and the modern world still had firearms, surveillance, capital, and laws. If he wanted to protect his family, break free from everyone’s control, and become truly invincible beneath the heavens, he would have to start all over again.
for mindless slaughter, this isn't for you.] My name is Ye Shu, and I'm a transmigrator. It seems I'm supposed to be the protagonist, but that feels pretty unlikely. This world has been invaded by a system. The antagonists on the other side have suddenly become pure, flawless saints. The female leads have been force-fed the so-called "original plot," making them think they've been reborn. Now, everyone thinks I'm scum. Including the old lady in my ring. And here I am, in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, braising pork. To put my situation in perspective— It's as if, the moment Xiao Yan stepped into the Monster Beast Mountain Range, the Soul Emperor already knew he would become the Flame Emperor, and Yao Lao had been turned to the enemy's side. I have nothing right now. Oh wait, that's not true. I do have a white-haired loli child-bride who's the Heavenly Dao, and her only skill is acting cute. So, tell me guys... what are my chances of making it to the end?
