Chapter 165
The bouquet of red roses by the bed, having fermented overnight, was a breathtaking, almost wickedly glamorous shade of red.
The very first second Ye Zhenzhen opened her eyes, her visual center was accurately sniped by this splash of red.
Her brain loaded for three seconds before the memories came flooding back—
The tiramisu-flavored kiss, the suffocating embrace, and that deep, low "be my girlfriend"...
It actually wasn't a dream!
The girl abruptly pulled the blanket over her head, wrapping herself up like a silkworm pupa.
In the oxygen-deprived darkness, her cheeks burned so hot she could probably fry two eggs right on them.
After a long while, a small, fair hand poked out from under the covers and skillfully fished out that pink notebook from the drawer.
By the morning light, the girl gently chewed on the end of her pen, her cheeks puffed out.
After the original 48 must-do items, she solemnly added another:
[Be my girlfriend, okay?]
After writing it, the corners of her mouth flew up wildly, harder to suppress than the recoil of an AK-47.
Then, switching to a red pen, she forcefully drew a checkmark next to it and added the date: July 25, 2011.
She also casually drew a little red heart at the end.
Staring at the heart for a moment, the girl could no longer hold back. She hugged the notebook and rolled around on the bed a few times until her hair was rubbed into a bird's nest, and only then did her feverish brain gradually cool down.
Was Gu Ran up yet?
If she went out and bumped into him, what should her first words be?
"Hi, boyfriend"?
Or should she employ tactical amnesia and pretend nothing happened?
Just thinking of that scene made Ye Zhenzhen instantly lose her nerve, and she shrank back into the blankets.
After dawdling for ages, she finally shimmied out of bed like a cautious hamster and pressed her ear against the door to listen for any movement.
The living room was dead silent.
The girl breathed a sigh of relief and tentatively turned the doorknob.
Not seeing a certain someone's figure, she immediately straightened her back, ready to quickly slip into the bathroom.
However, the moment she turned the corner of the entryway, her footsteps were instantly nailed to the floor.
At the kitchen door, Gu Ran was walking out holding a plate.
White shirt, black straight-leg trousers, sleeves rolled up to reveal his forearms, with a slightly parted, textured fringe hanging over his forehead. His whole being exuded the lazy vibe of a "stay-at-home boyfriend."
Their eyes met.
Ye Zhenzhen's brain instantly shut down. She opened her mouth and let out a meaningless single syllable.
"Uh..."
"You're awake?"
Gu Ran looked perfectly calm. His gaze swept over her messy bird's-nest hair, a hint of teasing amusement flashing in his eyes. "Go wash up. Breakfast is ready."
"Oh... oh!"
Hearing this, the girl felt as if she had been granted a general amnesty. She bolted into the bathroom with awkward, uncoordinated steps and slammed the door shut with a bang.
Outside the door, Gu Ran unhurriedly poured two glasses of hot milk, the corners of his lips curving up slightly.
Little fool, you think I can't handle you?
The story of boiling a frog in warm water was something he, a certain Mr. Gu, knew backward and forward.
...
At the dining table, the atmosphere was so subtle and tense you could almost pull strings from it.
Ye Zhenzhen wished she could bury her face in her fried egg. She chewed mechanically, her eyes fixed dead on the tablecloth pattern as if trying to stare a hole right through the floral design.
Opposite her, Gu Ran propped up his chin, his gaze brazenly patrolling her face.
From her slightly trembling eyelashes to the completely red tips of her ears, and then down to her slender neck.
"Am I a paid tourist attraction? Do you need to buy a ticket to look?"
Gu Ran set down his glass, the glass clinking against the tabletop with a crisp sound.
Ye Zhenzhen jumped slightly and muttered in a low voice, "Wh... what?"
"You've been staring at that piece of fried egg for five minutes. Does it look better than your boyfriend?"
"..."
How on earth did this guy manage to say such shameful words without blushing or his heart skipping a beat?!
The girl, humiliated into anger, looked up and glared at him.
Her eyes rippled with emotion, completely devoid of any lethality. Instead, it looked like she was acting coquettishly, soft beyond words.
Gu Ran smiled, his hand suddenly reaching across the table.
Ye Zhenzhen immediately shrank back like a frightened rabbit.
"Don't move! What are you hiding from?"
Gu Ran's fingers merely pulled a tissue from beside her hand, rewarding her with an eye-roll in passing.
But just as the girl breathed a sigh of relief, someone's fingertips brushed against the back of her hand, seemingly unintentionally.
Dry, warm, and carrying a jolt of electricity.
Ye Zhenzhen's hand shook, and the milk sloshed out, spilling a few drops on the table.
"Why are you so nervous?"
Ye Zhenzhen: "!!!"
Asking when he already knew the answer!
What a jerk!
The puffed-up girl ground her canine teeth, and finally, having no other choice, vented her anger on the fried egg in her bowl, taking a vicious bite.
After wiping up the few drops of milk, Gu Ran continued, "Hurry up and eat. When you're done, I'll take you to practice the S-curve."
At the mention of driving practice, the girl's dead memories suddenly attacked her brain, and her pretty face contorted as if wearing a mask of pain. "Can I take a day off..."
"No. The exam is in a week."
Ye Zhenzhen: "!!!" x2
How was the exam so soon?!
Seeing her shock, Gu Ran tossed the crumpled tissue into the trash can. His pitch-black eyes locked straight onto her, a wicked smile playing at the corners of his mouth.
"As your private coach, I have to take full responsibility for my girlfriend, don't I? I can't let the top student in the grade fail her exam, right?"
Boom—
The word "girlfriend" exploded directly in her mind like a depth charge, sending a mushroom cloud soaring into the air.
"Cough, cough, cough..." The girl suddenly choked, her face flushing bright red.
Gu Ran stood up and walked behind her, pressing his palm against her back and patting gently to help her catch her breath.
The temperature of his palm burned through the thin fabric of her clothes. Its presence was incredibly strong, completely impossible to ignore.
"Drink slowly, no one is fighting you for it." He leaned down close to her ear, his warm breath carrying a fresh minty scent that tugged at her heartstrings.
"Who... who is your girlfriend..."
Ye Zhenzhen severely lacked confidence, her voice smaller than a mosquito's. "That was... that was last night..."
"What about last night?"
Gu Ran pinched her earlobe, which was so red it looked ready to drip blood. He rubbed it with the pad of his finger, speaking with a touch of carelessness, "Someone nodded and accepted the flowers. Want to back out now? Too late."
"According to the Gu Family Contract Law, once goods are dispatched, they are strictly non-refundable and non-exchangeable."
"You... scoundrel!"
"Yep, I'm a scoundrel."
Gu Ran accepted the label smoothly, smiling with absolute candor and even a bit of petty pride. "Eat up. After you finish, I'll take you to practice driving, my... girlfriend."
Ye Zhenzhen: "!!!" x3
He said it again!
...
The entire day of driving practice passed in this state of pain and pleasure.
Gu Ran was not only a gold-medal game producer but also a top-tier veteran driver.
Under his hand-by-hand teaching, Ye Zhenzhen miraculously conquered the S-curve.
Of course, the price was that quite a bit of tuition was collected from her.
The midsummer night was hot and dry, and the cicadas outside the window chirped so loudly it made one feel restless.
They returned home after dinner.
"Want to watch a movie?" Gu Ran waved his laptop. "Newly downloaded horror movie, Orphan. It has great ratings."
The girl was a typical case of being terrible at it but highly addicted. Her almond eyes lit up, yet she felt a bit cowardly: "Is it scary?"
"I'm here, what are you afraid of."
Gu Ran didn't allow any arguments and pulled her into the bedroom.
The lights in the room were off, leaving only the faint glow of the laptop screen. The air conditioning was blasting cold air, creating an isolated little world.
The two sat side by side on the carpet next to the bed, leaning against the edge of the bed. It was as if there were an impassable border line drawn between them.
The movie began.
There were no cheap jump scares; it was all an oppressive atmosphere and eerie background music, maxing out the psychological horror.
As the plot progressed, Ye Zhenzhen unconsciously shrank toward Gu Ran. The invisible boundary between them gradually disappeared until it completely dropped to zero.
Gu Ran naturally reached out and quietly wrapped his arm around her waist.
The girl's body stiffened for a moment, but she didn't resist. Instead, she took the opportunity to lean her head on his shoulder, like a little kitten seeking shelter.
However, it didn't take long for his innocent intentions to turn sour.
The hand around the girl's waist gradually became restless. His thumb unconsciously rubbed the soft flesh at the side of her waist, carrying a scorching heat.
"Stop it, that tickles." Ye Zhenzhen swatted his hand away, her small face blushing slightly.
"Oh."
Gu Ran replied and behaved himself for exactly three seconds.
Then, as if it had a mind of its own, his hand quietly crept up an inch.
Through the fabric, his fingertips faintly brushed against the bottom hooks of her bra.
Ye Zhenzhen felt as if a high-voltage current had run through her entire body. She couldn't focus on the movie at all; her mind was completely occupied by the burning hand on her waist.
Just as she was about to flare up, a shrill scream suddenly erupted from the movie.
"Ah—!"
Ye Zhenzhen trembled in fright and buried herself into Gu Ran's embrace. She hugged his waist tightly, wishing she could melt right into his body.
Taking advantage of the situation, Gu Ran tightened his arms, locking her firmly in place. He rested his chin on the top of her head, a triumphant smile curling the corners of his lips.
"Don't be afraid, it's fake."
He coaxed her in a low voice, his palm gently patting her back. His movements were gentle, but his intentions were anything but pure.
So this is... a boyfriend's embrace?
It felt quite different from before.
So warm, so firm...
The movie was still playing, but neither of them was in the mood to watch it anymore.
In the cramped bedroom, the air felt thick and scorching. The ambiguity grew wildly in the dark, as if threatening to swallow them both whole.
Gu Ran lowered his head, watching the trembling eyelashes of the girl in his arms, his Adam's apple bobbing up and down.
Unconsciously, he slowly leaned in, seeking out those two soft lips.
The girl immediately noticed his subtle movement.
Her beautiful eyelashes trembled even more violently, but she slightly tilted her head up and closed her eyes, looking entirely willing to be kissed.
Their breaths intertwined, and the distance between them dropped to zero.
Just at the moment their lips were about to touch—
"Click."
A crisp sound of clashing metal abruptly rang out from the living room.
It was the sound of a key turning in the lock.
Immediately after, the security door was pushed open, and a familiar voice drilled into their ears without any warning, striking like a bolt of lightning from a clear sky.
"It's so damn hot today! Lao Gu, slice up the watermelon."
"Sure. Hey, are Zhenzhen and Gu Ran not home? Why are the living room lights off?"
"Their shoes are still here. They're probably studying in the room."
"Still studying even after the college entrance exams are over. I always said Zhenzhen was a good kid."
The voices of Gu Xiangcheng and Ye Shulian exploded like thunder in the girl's bedroom.
Inside the bedroom, the two of them instantly froze, as if someone had hit the pause button.
The next second, the "good kid" Gu Xiangcheng had just praised snapped her eyes open. Her pupils quaked, and her face went from blushing red to deadly pale in an instant.
She turned her head and looked at the position she and Gu Ran were in.
Late at night, a lone boy and a lone girl, behind closed doors, holding each other, with their lips practically touching...
If they were discovered, Ye Zhenzhen, you might as well just jump out the window!
The kind where you don't take the stairs or the elevator!!!
Gu Ran reacted extremely fast, reaching back to slam the laptop shut with a loud smack.
The eerie background music came to an abrupt halt. The bedroom plunged into a deathly silent darkness, leaving only the sound of their thunderous heartbeats.

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character. Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress. As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead. In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand. Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead! In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: "Big brother, I hope I didn't scare you?" In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: "Brother Long, please don't hit me, okay?" Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: "Aotian, it's time to pay the 'public grain' tonight." Long Aotian's legs go weak, and he feels like crying: "I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!"

nd fell into a coma while saving his younger sister from an out-of-control car. He became a vegetable. No one knew that his consciousness had crossed into a world of cultivation. Over the course of sixty years, he began as the lowest kind of mine slave, struggling to survive amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood. By sheer chance, he eventually obtained the complete memories of a fallen Immortal King. Alchemy, medicine, formations, feng shui, physiognomy, artifact forging… Every great inheritance of the cultivation world was now his. But when he opened his eyes again, he discovered that ten full years had passed in the modern world. To pay for his treatment, his father had sold the family’s shop and house, leaving himself covered in lasting injuries and illness. His mother had cared for him day and night, and more than half of her hair had already turned white. His younger sister, who had been only fifteen back then, was now twenty-five. To help repay the family’s debts, she had been forced to lower her head and put on a smiling face in places of glittering lights and endless revelry. Only then did Chen Xuan understand that what he had lost was not merely ten years. He had lost the life his entire family was meant to have. The good news was that he had brought back the memories of an Immortal King’s entire lifetime. The bad news was that his soul had returned alone—his cultivation had not come with him. Spiritual energy was scarce, resources were depleted, and the modern world still had firearms, surveillance, capital, and laws. If he wanted to protect his family, break free from everyone’s control, and become truly invincible beneath the heavens, he would have to start all over again.

s the Eldest Princess, renowned for her cold and aloof detachment, became the most docile of lambs, obeying his every command without question. But when the final move was played on the chessboard, as Gu Chenghan seized everything and ascended on the verge of apotheosis, that very Princess suddenly embraced him from behind, her tone carrying a dependence never heard before: "Wait... you haven't yet... commanded me to love you forever." Gu Chenghan froze abruptly. She... hadn't been hypnotized?! ... [The Eldest Princess's Diary] [When my soul was extracted, becoming the sole spectator outside my own shell] [At first, there was overwhelming fury, until I saw] [How he used my sword to effortlessly shatter my inescapable doom] [How he wielded my authority to eradicate fatal conspiracies I had never even detected] [Like a deity, he rescued me from the deep mire I was trapped in] [If not for those annoying vixens, he and I would be a match made in heaven] [I think I am ill, gravely ill] [My deity should belong to me alone] ... "Hypnosis? Oh, it succeeded, my dear Master." "Only this time, it's my turn to hypnotize you."