"Curse..." An Shiyu tucked a strand of hair behind her ear, revealing a delicate earlobe. A playful smirk appeared on her face, "I like that nickname."
"Old man."
"What?"
"That hyperthymesia you mentioned—I have it too," An Shiyu said.
Ye Shuang deliberately feigned surprise, "Really?"
But the next second, An Shiyu scoffed disdainfully, "Stop pretending. Your acting skills are only good enough to clean toilets in movies."
Ye Shuang: "..."
"Sometimes I really want to hold you down and spank you," Ye Shuang suppressed the urge to treat her like an Ansai waist drum but ended up saying it out loud anyway.
An Shiyu replied, "Then go ahead."
"Come here if you dare."
To his surprise, An Shiyu actually shifted her body and lay sideways on the railing, her stocking-clad legs under the pleated skirt boldly on display, as if challenging him to do it.
Ye Shuang remained expressionless but silently withdrew his hand.
If his hand actually landed, she’d probably dial the police the next second.
An Shiyu lounged like a Slaking, squinting with amusement, "Old man, what a coward."
Slap!
The crisp sound of the spank seemed to dissolve into the wind. Both An Shiyu and even Ye Shuang himself froze.
Ye Shuang stared at his own hand, still resting on her backside, then slowly retracted it, pretending nothing had happened as he gazed into the distance.
An Shiyu slowly sat up straight. Though her expression didn’t change, her ears began to flush red.
The air was dead silent until Ye Shuang suddenly murmured with profound solemnity,
"The wind today… is quite noisy."
An Shiyu also deepened her gaze, "Yeah..."
"Perfect weather to call the police."
Seeing the three digits already dialed on the girl’s phone, Ye Shuang’s lips twitched, "Let me explain."
"You’d better explain it to the police."
……
In the end, An Shiyu didn’t actually call the police. She never intended to—she just found Ye Shuang’s slightly panicked expression amusing.
But the lingering sensation of that moment kept replaying in her mind, sending faint tremors through her.
"Let’s go back."
An Shiyu turned and hopped down from the railing.
"Hm?"
Ye Shuang climbed down as well. An Shiyu stuffed her hands into her jacket pockets, glancing at him struggling to descend before smirking,
"Bye, pervy old man."
Her words were carried away by the wind before Ye Shuang could fully hear them. In the blink of an eye, she had already vanished down the stairwell.
Ye Shuang looked at his palm, "Hmm..."
"My self-control’s slipping. How could I let such a brat get under my skin?"
Still…
She really does have the makings of a good drum.
The rooftop wind grew colder. Ye Shuang tightened his white lab coat and headed toward the stairs—
Time to go back.
……
……
Class 3-A.
"Yuyou, wanna go to the restroom together?" Tang Keke asked during break.
After the last incident, Tang Keke made sure to accompany Bai Yuyou every time, afraid something might happen again.
But there wasn’t much need to worry now. The previous incident had blown up so badly that both principals held a school-wide assembly, emphasizing that even a single offense would result in immediate expulsion—no second chances. Moreover, verified reports would lead to the same punishment.
The strict measures instantly silenced the school’s usual troublemakers, putting an end to bullying.
Back then, incidents like these would’ve just led to a parent-teacher meeting, some lecturing, and a written apology.
The school’s philosophy had always been that even the worst students could be reformed.
The results, of course, were useless.
Now, it seemed some students were just born rotten—and their parents were no better, incapable of understanding reason or discipline.
So the school toughened its rules, striving to create a safe environment for students.
Of course, An Shiyu played a role too—
She told her grandfather she’d been bullied, enraging the old man enough to summon the principals.
Though the outcome was An Shiyu beating up three people single-handedly…
"Together..." Though Bai Yuyou didn’t need to go, she stood up anyway, assuming Tang Keke was too scared to go alone.
In the restroom, the two girls turned on the faucet, wetting disposable towels to wipe their faces and refresh themselves after class.
"Yuyou, I heard the third infirmary’s open now, and there’s a really handsome young doctor there," Tang Keke gossiped. "They say he can diagnose illnesses at a glance. Wanna check it out later?"
Bai Yuyou stared at her reflection in the mirror. Compared to before, her face had more color, less pallor, and her once-sharp chin had softened slightly.
"What are you looking at?"
"Mirror..."
"Mirror?" Tang Keke glanced at it but saw nothing unusual.
"Myself... looks... different..."
Tang Keke thought for a moment, recalling Bai Yuyou’s appearance from before, then grinned.
"Isn’t there a saying that being loved makes flesh and blood grow wildly?"
"Being loved..."
"Yep."
Bai Yuyou suddenly remembered Yi Wan, who had plumped up considerably, and quietly filed the phrase away.
"Yuyou, about that infirmary—wanna go?"
The girl shook her head lightly.
"Alright, makes sense. You’ve got your brother now," Tang Keke said. "What do you two usually do on weekends?"
"Do?"
"Yeah."
Bai Yuyou tilted her head in thought. "Eat together... watch movies together... sleep together..."
Tang Keke’s eyes sparkled. "Details on the sleeping part."
Bai Yuyou didn’t understand her sudden excitement but described it plainly. "Ye Shuang... very warm."
"Huh, not what I imagined?" Tang Keke rested her chin on a thoughtful finger.
She suddenly asked, "Do you wanna get even closer to him?"
Bai Yuyou: "?"
"Like, if you wanna bathe together, you can!" Tang Keke’s inner schemer activated as she began strategizing.
Hearing that she could bathe with him if she wanted, Bai Yuyou’s gem-like eyes brightened.
"First, let’s start with bedtime rituals. Your problem’s huge!" Tang Keke leaned in and whispered a long, elaborate plan into her ear.
After processing the information, Bai Yuyou finally understood.
She had attained enlightenment.

ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!

orn and Humiliation】【Forced Love】 In his past life, Lin Ran was betrayed and murdered by his girlfriend and family, while the yandere female aristocrat, who had treated him as a mere plaything, avenged him by doing in his enemies. Upon seeing the yandere female aristocrat lying in the same coffin, ready to die with him, Lin Ran realized how profoundly mistaken he had been. Reborn, he abandoned the fickle campus beauty and wholeheartedly embraced the yandere female aristocrat's arms. "Ran! If I dig out your eyes and turn them into a specimen, you'll only be able to look at me!" Lin Ran: "Darling, kiss me!" "Ran! If I break your legs, you won't run away anymore, right?" Lin Ran: "Love, hold me tight!" "Ran! If..." Lin Ran: "Hush now! Love me more!" Luo Yao: ... Seeing his scumbag dad: "Take him out!" Seeing his stepmother: "Get rid of her!" Seeing his brother: "Eliminate him!" Seeing his white moonlight: "Send that to Southeast Asia!"

rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!

young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."