"Curse..." An Shiyu tucked a strand of hair behind her ear, revealing a delicate earlobe. A playful smirk appeared on her face, "I like that nickname."
"Old man."
"What?"
"That hyperthymesia you mentioned—I have it too," An Shiyu said.
Ye Shuang deliberately feigned surprise, "Really?"
But the next second, An Shiyu scoffed disdainfully, "Stop pretending. Your acting skills are only good enough to clean toilets in movies."
Ye Shuang: "..."
"Sometimes I really want to hold you down and spank you," Ye Shuang suppressed the urge to treat her like an Ansai waist drum but ended up saying it out loud anyway.
An Shiyu replied, "Then go ahead."
"Come here if you dare."
To his surprise, An Shiyu actually shifted her body and lay sideways on the railing, her stocking-clad legs under the pleated skirt boldly on display, as if challenging him to do it.
Ye Shuang remained expressionless but silently withdrew his hand.
If his hand actually landed, she’d probably dial the police the next second.
An Shiyu lounged like a Slaking, squinting with amusement, "Old man, what a coward."
Slap!
The crisp sound of the spank seemed to dissolve into the wind. Both An Shiyu and even Ye Shuang himself froze.
Ye Shuang stared at his own hand, still resting on her backside, then slowly retracted it, pretending nothing had happened as he gazed into the distance.
An Shiyu slowly sat up straight. Though her expression didn’t change, her ears began to flush red.
The air was dead silent until Ye Shuang suddenly murmured with profound solemnity,
"The wind today… is quite noisy."
An Shiyu also deepened her gaze, "Yeah..."
"Perfect weather to call the police."
Seeing the three digits already dialed on the girl’s phone, Ye Shuang’s lips twitched, "Let me explain."
"You’d better explain it to the police."
……
In the end, An Shiyu didn’t actually call the police. She never intended to—she just found Ye Shuang’s slightly panicked expression amusing.
But the lingering sensation of that moment kept replaying in her mind, sending faint tremors through her.
"Let’s go back."
An Shiyu turned and hopped down from the railing.
"Hm?"
Ye Shuang climbed down as well. An Shiyu stuffed her hands into her jacket pockets, glancing at him struggling to descend before smirking,
"Bye, pervy old man."
Her words were carried away by the wind before Ye Shuang could fully hear them. In the blink of an eye, she had already vanished down the stairwell.
Ye Shuang looked at his palm, "Hmm..."
"My self-control’s slipping. How could I let such a brat get under my skin?"
Still…
She really does have the makings of a good drum.
The rooftop wind grew colder. Ye Shuang tightened his white lab coat and headed toward the stairs—
Time to go back.
……
……
Class 3-A.
"Yuyou, wanna go to the restroom together?" Tang Keke asked during break.
After the last incident, Tang Keke made sure to accompany Bai Yuyou every time, afraid something might happen again.
But there wasn’t much need to worry now. The previous incident had blown up so badly that both principals held a school-wide assembly, emphasizing that even a single offense would result in immediate expulsion—no second chances. Moreover, verified reports would lead to the same punishment.
The strict measures instantly silenced the school’s usual troublemakers, putting an end to bullying.
Back then, incidents like these would’ve just led to a parent-teacher meeting, some lecturing, and a written apology.
The school’s philosophy had always been that even the worst students could be reformed.
The results, of course, were useless.
Now, it seemed some students were just born rotten—and their parents were no better, incapable of understanding reason or discipline.
So the school toughened its rules, striving to create a safe environment for students.
Of course, An Shiyu played a role too—
She told her grandfather she’d been bullied, enraging the old man enough to summon the principals.
Though the outcome was An Shiyu beating up three people single-handedly…
"Together..." Though Bai Yuyou didn’t need to go, she stood up anyway, assuming Tang Keke was too scared to go alone.
In the restroom, the two girls turned on the faucet, wetting disposable towels to wipe their faces and refresh themselves after class.
"Yuyou, I heard the third infirmary’s open now, and there’s a really handsome young doctor there," Tang Keke gossiped. "They say he can diagnose illnesses at a glance. Wanna check it out later?"
Bai Yuyou stared at her reflection in the mirror. Compared to before, her face had more color, less pallor, and her once-sharp chin had softened slightly.
"What are you looking at?"
"Mirror..."
"Mirror?" Tang Keke glanced at it but saw nothing unusual.
"Myself... looks... different..."
Tang Keke thought for a moment, recalling Bai Yuyou’s appearance from before, then grinned.
"Isn’t there a saying that being loved makes flesh and blood grow wildly?"
"Being loved..."
"Yep."
Bai Yuyou suddenly remembered Yi Wan, who had plumped up considerably, and quietly filed the phrase away.
"Yuyou, about that infirmary—wanna go?"
The girl shook her head lightly.
"Alright, makes sense. You’ve got your brother now," Tang Keke said. "What do you two usually do on weekends?"
"Do?"
"Yeah."
Bai Yuyou tilted her head in thought. "Eat together... watch movies together... sleep together..."
Tang Keke’s eyes sparkled. "Details on the sleeping part."
Bai Yuyou didn’t understand her sudden excitement but described it plainly. "Ye Shuang... very warm."
"Huh, not what I imagined?" Tang Keke rested her chin on a thoughtful finger.
She suddenly asked, "Do you wanna get even closer to him?"
Bai Yuyou: "?"
"Like, if you wanna bathe together, you can!" Tang Keke’s inner schemer activated as she began strategizing.
Hearing that she could bathe with him if she wanted, Bai Yuyou’s gem-like eyes brightened.
"First, let’s start with bedtime rituals. Your problem’s huge!" Tang Keke leaned in and whispered a long, elaborate plan into her ear.
After processing the information, Bai Yuyou finally understood.
She had attained enlightenment.

villain is the number one simp for the book's leading female protagonist, Shen Wan'er. As expected, he later becomes a tool for the main character to show off and slap faces, ultimately meeting a tragic end with his family ruined and his life in shambles. Fortunately, he awakens the [Universal Pure Love System], which allows him to earn points by performing acts of pure love. To change his fate, Gu Yan makes a decisive choice to seek warmth and companionship with the book's biggest villain—Cold Qingqiu. ........... My name is Leng Qingqiu. To find the murderer who killed my parents years ago, I deliberately blinded myself so that everyone would lower their guard around me. Just as I was secretly accumulating power and capital according to my initial plan, a man walked into my world. "Lengleng, Qingqing, Qiuqiu, which nickname do you prefer?" I don't like any of them. You'd better leave quickly! "Why aren't you saying anything? How about I call you my baby wife?" Leng Qingqiu thinks to herself, this man is truly annoying! (Stubborn pure love warrior + single female lead + true pure love + 1v1)

ose... to cooperate with the protagonist! Shen Yuan: I have a system! Protagonist: What? System: Holy crap, you're just spilling it out like that? Shen Yuan: Let's team up, we'll split the system rewards! Protagonist: Fifty-fifty split? Shen Yuan: No way! Protagonist: What!? I'm the one getting beaten up, and I don't get half? Shen Yuan: Forty-sixty split, I get forty, you get sixty! Protagonist: Deal! Big brother, come on, hit me! As long as it doesn't kill me, beat me like you mean it! Shen Yuan: Don't worry... I will definitely protect all of you! No one but me can lay a finger on you! Guard our Heaven's Chosen Ones! I'm the only one allowed to bully them!

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

pression Bureau] Transported to a fantasy world overrun by demons and monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a jailer in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty's Demon Suppression Bureau. From this point on, bizarre cases frequently occur in the Demon Suppression Prison, once known as hell on earth and infamous for its gloomy, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the demons and monsters in the prison wail miserably every night? Why has the corpse demon, capable of transforming into various beauties, donned black stockings and switched careers to become a foot massage therapist? Why has the eye demon, expert in soul-snatching and illusions, turned into a VR headset? Why is the fox spirit performing otaku dances? Are all these occurrences a twisted expression of demonic nature, or a descent into moral depravity? After peeling away layer upon layer of mystery, all clues ultimately point to a jailer named Gu Qingfeng. Gu Qingfeng: "Hehehe... My dear demons and monsters, whose card shall we flip today?"