The bathroom was filled with steamy mist. Ye Shuang had Bai Yuyou sit on a small stool while he used a bath sponge to scrub her body—the city’s humid and hot climate made daily showers a necessity. Going even a single day without washing would leave one feeling unbearably uncomfortable, as if ants were crawling all over.
"Ye Shuang."
"Hm?"
"The front needs washing too."
"Then lift your arms."
"Okay."
Ye Shuang reached forward, spreading the soap suds evenly before rinsing them off with the showerhead. Her delicate skin, smooth like peeled egg whites, seemed even more alluring under the hazy steam.
As he felt the lingering sensation in his palms, Ye Shuang was gradually growing accustomed to this, yet he couldn’t escape the natural human reactions.
"Ye Shuang…" The girl slowly turned her head, droplets trickling down her hair as her beautiful eyes fixed on him. "Your wound… it’s swollen again."
"Should I apply medicine?"
"Don’t just touch it suddenly!"
"Does it hurt?"
"……"
Ye Shuang pinched the bridge of his nose, but since Bai Yuyou was still recovering, he didn’t press further. Gazing at the curve of her back, he withdrew his hand. "Alright, let’s go out."
"Ye Shuang."
"What?"
"Let me wash your hair," Bai Yuyou said softly.
Ye Shuang paused, then chuckled and didn’t refuse.
He sat on the stool Bai Yuyou had just used, while the girl clumsily imitated his motions, scrubbing his hair with unskilled hands. Yet the moment her slender fingers touched his scalp, Ye Shuang felt an indescribable, unprecedented sensation.
"Yuyou…"
"Hm?"
"Don’t… rub shampoo into my eyes."
Soon, Ye Shuang’s hair was lathered with foam. Bai Yuyou picked up the showerhead, rinsing his hair thoroughly.
Under the stream of water running down his face, Ye Shuang glanced up at the mirror, where the girl was focused entirely on washing his hair.
She’s grown up.
Ye Shuang sighed inwardly. No longer the girl who would thoughtlessly undress outside, unaware of social norms. Now, she even knew how to wash someone else’s hair.
Just then, Ye Shuang suddenly felt Bai Yuyou press against his back, wrapping her arms tightly around him.
"Yuyou?"
"Ye Shuang… you’re so warm," Bai Yuyou murmured, nuzzling her cheek against his back.
"Don’t cling like this!"
"The water!"
……
After some playful chaos, the two finally stepped out of the bathroom. Ye Shuang wore only a pair of shorts, while Bai Yuyou followed in an oversized T-shirt—so large it could practically be a dress on her.
The hemline swayed ambiguously, revealing a pair of slender, snow-white legs.
The reason? During their earlier tussle, Bai Yuyou had dropped the showerhead, splashing water everywhere and soaking her clothes. Left with no choice, Ye Shuang had lent her his own clothes.
Still, there was no denying how endearing Bai Yuyou looked in his oversized attire.
"Change into these new pajamas," Ye Shuang said, retrieving a fresh set from the balcony. But the girl shook her head.
"No."
"I don’t have any more spare pajamas. Come on, hand them over." As soon as he finished speaking, Bai Yuyou turned and retreated into the bedroom, burrowing under the covers right in front of him.
Ye Shuang walked to the bedside, eyeing the lump under the blankets, and tapped it lightly. "Yuyou, come out."
A few seconds later, a hand emerged from the blankets, clutching a note—
【(。-ω-) Yuyou is already asleep ZZZZ】
Ye Shuang: "……"
Expressionless, he reached into the blankets, groping around until he found her nose, and gave it a gentle pinch.
……
The night passed without further incident.
Due to Bai Yuyou’s injury, Ye Shuang had taken a day off for her to rest. He didn’t plan on going to school either—after all, the only reason he worked as a school doctor at Yinshan Academy was for her sake.
At the break of dawn, Ye Shuang woke up to an empty bed and turned his attention to the rest of the apartment.
Bai Yuyou, as usual, had risen even earlier, secretly practicing her cooking skills. Ye Shuang lingered by the doorway, peeking into the kitchen—bathed in the soft morning light, the girl stood in that same oversized T-shirt, listening to the sizzle of oil in the pan.
"Who knows what time she even woke up," Ye Shuang mused before returning to bed for a little more sleep.
When he woke again, Bai Yuyou had crawled back under the covers, nestled against him in deep slumber. Her steady breaths warmed his neck, and one slender leg sprawled carelessly over his body.
Gazing at the girl so close to him, Ye Shuang caught a faint whiff of cooking oil clinging to her—inevitable, given she’d been in the kitchen wearing his clothes.
"Trying to hide it… what an idiot." He couldn’t help but smile. Yuyou probably hadn’t even noticed the smell herself.
After washing up, Ye Shuang headed downstairs to buy breakfast—simple fare like fried dough sticks, steamed buns, soy milk, and rice noodle rolls. Given Bai Yuyou’s appetite, he bought enough to feed four or five people.
Passing by a convenience store, Ye Shuang suddenly paused and stepped inside.
"Looking for cigarettes?" The shopkeeper noticed the man eyeing the tobacco shelf and asked, "What brand?"
Ye Shuang withdrew his gaze and replied calmly, "Blue Arrow."
"Don’t have that one."
"Then chewing gum."
"Ah." The shopkeeper gave him a strange look but grabbed a pack from the shelf. What was this guy doing staring at cigarettes if he wasn’t buying any?
"Young man, you look like a smoker. Why not grab a pack?"
Ye Shuang popped two pieces of gum into his mouth. "Quitting recently."
"Tch, cigarettes aren’t that bad. My old man’s pushing ninety and still smokes and drinks every day," the shopkeeper chuckled. "Wife keeping you on a tight leash? Sneaking a puff or two won’t hurt."
Ye Shuang only smiled, scanning his phone to pay.
"Just don’t want to bring secondhand smoke home, that’s all."
"Alright, paid."
"Got it." The shopkeeper grinned. "Seems you really care about your wife and kids."
Ye Shuang thought for a moment.
"Yeah… something like that."
Back home, Ye Shuang set the breakfast on the table. Noticing Bai Yuyou still hadn’t woken up, he decided to head upstairs.
He wanted to visit the elderly neighbor who owned the blue-haired cat—the old man seemed to know something about Bai Yuyou’s past.
Since the elderly usually woke early, around six or seven, and it was already past nine, he doubted he’d be disturbing anyone.
With that in mind, Ye Shuang left the apartment again, heading upstairs.

his freshman year, Su Bai accidentally bound the "Indulgence Tycoon System." 【Sleeping in? Reward: +$1,000】 【Spent $288 at a street barbecue stall? Cashback: +$2,880】 【Dropped $14,396 on in-game skins? Special reward unlocked: A brand-new Porsche Panamera!】 Luxury cars, penthouses, corporate shares, financial empires… College life was all about living freely and doing whatever he pleased! … When the adorably naive academic genius faced family medical bills and financial struggles, Su Bai waved his hand dismissively: "Your future is on me." "Wuwu~ Big Brother is so good to me! I’ll become a scientist to repay you!" When the genius girl got bullied by a shady professor? Su Bai casually dropped a billion-dollar investment, forcing the university to grovel and beg for her return. A company’s funding chain collapsing? Su Bai smirked—cash was the one thing he’d never run out of. Years later, when people traced the rise of the AI prodigy beauty, who was the man behind her success? Not just that—Su Bai also became the tsundere campus belle’s unattainable dream, the contrast senior’s daily necessity, and the beautiful counselor’s emotional anchor…

ine. During your journey, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her elder brother】 【You rely on each other, becoming each other's support】 【At the end of the simulation, you shield the now-grown girl with your life, sacrificing yourself to block numerous demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in the girl's eyes fades】 …… 【Second Simulation: You are transported to a world where steam and magic coexist】 【You immerse yourself in the study of magic, obsessed with its research. One day, while out, you encounter a half-blooded demon girl wandering the streets. You take her in as your student】 【You teach the demoness what it means to be human, show her the beauty of the world, and nurture her into a miracle that surpasses even the gods】 【At the end of the simulation, you die of old age in front of the nearly immortal demoness due to your mortal lifespan】 …… One simulation after another, one encounter after another. Xu Xi suddenly felt something was off: "Wait, you said you're coming to the real world to find me?"

for mindless slaughter, this isn't for you.] My name is Ye Shu, and I'm a transmigrator. It seems I'm supposed to be the protagonist, but that feels pretty unlikely. This world has been invaded by a system. The antagonists on the other side have suddenly become pure, flawless saints. The female leads have been force-fed the so-called "original plot," making them think they've been reborn. Now, everyone thinks I'm scum. Including the old lady in my ring. And here I am, in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, braising pork. To put my situation in perspective— It's as if, the moment Xiao Yan stepped into the Monster Beast Mountain Range, the Soul Emperor already knew he would become the Flame Emperor, and Yao Lao had been turned to the enemy's side. I have nothing right now. Oh wait, that's not true. I do have a white-haired loli child-bride who's the Heavenly Dao, and her only skill is acting cute. So, tell me guys... what are my chances of making it to the end?

to panic—he has a system. As long as an investment target dies, he can claim a reward. And since he is immortal, the one thing he has plenty of is time. ... Countless years later. “Immortal Emperor of Longevity? I invested in him.” “Supreme Celestial Venerable? I invested in him.” “Undying Empress? I invested in her.” “...” “Heh. Once they’ve all died, even the Heavenly Dao will have to kneel and call me Dad.”