The girl immediately felt goosebumps rise on her skin, but she still sat down in front of Ye Shuang and stretched out her leg for him to bandage. Though his tone had been a little odd earlier, he was handsome enough that she could overlook it.
Ye Shuang stood up and fetched a bottle of hydrogen peroxide from the cabinet. "This wound looks like it’s from a fall. I’ll disinfect it first—it might sting a bit."
"Okay."
Ye Shuang cleaned the wound with the hydrogen peroxide, which was effective at killing certain bacteria but could cause a slight burning sensation. After disinfecting it, he sprayed some Yunnan Baiyao on it. "The cut is shallow. Try not to get it wet, avoid spicy food, and it shouldn’t leave a scar."
"Thanks."
Just as the girl finished speaking, Ye Shuang suddenly pulled out a tube of erythromycin ointment from the cabinet. "Also, use this if there’s any bleeding recently… otherwise, you might get hemorrhoids."
She reflexively took it, then froze. "Hemorrhoids?"
A second later, it hit her. "H-how did you know I’ve been bleeding lately?!"
Holy crap, this school doctor is insane—can he diagnose just by looking?!
Instinctively, she covered herself, feeling as if she’d been stripped bare in front of him.
"Don’t be so nervous. I am the school doctor, after all." Ye Shuang chuckled, brushing it off.
Right, he’s a doctor. He probably has some method of knowing.
Clueless about medicine, she accepted the explanation without further thought.
After seeing the girl out, Ye Shuang returned to his seat, waiting for lunch break while continuing to study basic medical knowledge.
Time passed quickly, and soon, lunch arrived.
Ye Shuang headed to the cafeteria. The faculty and student cafeterias were separate, and though he was technically the school doctor, he was treated no differently from a teacher here.
The faculty cafeteria was free—Yinshan Academy provided complimentary meals and lodging.
Grabbing a simple lunch, Ye Shuang settled into a corner seat. Around him, teachers gradually filled the tables, chatting about school gossip and the latest cheating scandals.
"One of my students had the top scorer hide answers in the bathroom sink, and the weaker students went to retrieve them."
"That’s nothing. One of mine wore high-tech glasses that displayed the answers right in front of him. Can you believe it?"
"Don’t even get me started on the boys. A girl in my class wrote the answers on her inner thigh and kept lifting her skirt—distracted every guy in the room."
"If only they put half that effort into actually studying..."
The invigilators grumbled among themselves while Ye Shuang quietly listened. Eventually, the teachers finished eating and left, but Ye Shuang lingered, scrolling through medical content on his phone as he ate at a leisurely pace.
Then, he noticed an elderly man sitting across from him.
The man was small and wiry, dressed in a casual T-shirt, yet he exuded an inexplicable aura—like facing a wolf.
Ye Shuang glanced around. With so many empty seats available after the teachers left, why had this old man chosen to sit right in front of him?
But he didn’t dwell on it. Eccentric old men weren’t exactly rare.
Just as Ye Shuang was about to stand and leave, the old man suddenly spoke. "You’re Ye Shuang?"
Hearing his name, Ye Shuang paused, then studied the man carefully.
[Character: Anshi Yilang
Retired ninja, one of Yinshan Academy’s board members. Recently experiencing heart issues. A doting grandfather…]
Huh?
What kind of info is this?
And that surname… Was this old man An Shiyu’s grandfather?
Also, a ninja?
Ye Shuang suddenly recalled An Shiyu’s words—Wait, you’re actually a ninja?!
But the name didn’t sound local.
"Is there something you need?" Ye Shuang asked cautiously.
"Hmph." The old man snorted, glaring at him with clear hostility. "You’re nothing special—just a little handsome. Why would Xiaoyu take a liking to you?"
Ye Shuang: "..."
"Sir, I think there’s been a misunderstanding," Ye Shuang said. "And I’m not entirely sure who this ‘Xiaoyu’ is."
"An Shiyu," Anshi Yilang said in a strange tone.
Ye Shuang pretended to realize, but still replied, "You’ve got the wrong idea. We’re not in that kind of relationship."
"What, is Xiaoyu not good enough for you?" Anshi Yilang snapped.
Ye Shuang sighed internally.
Are you serious?
"She is," Ye Shuang conceded.
"Ah! So you do have that kind of relationship!"
Ye Shuang: "..."
Old man, are you done yet?
"That girl even arranged a job for you at the school. I’ve already looked into your background—a former entertainment company CEO who suddenly knows medicine?" Anshi Yilang narrowed his eyes. "What’s your real motive for getting close to Xiaoyu?"
Studying the old man, Ye Shuang recalled the "doting grandfather" detail and smirked. "Sir… are you jealous?"
Anshi Yilang stiffened, his face flushing. "W-what nonsense! Why would I be jealous of a brat like you?!"
"A-An Shiyu’s chosen man must pass my approval! That’s the Anshi family rule!"
"I-I’m not worried about Xiaoyu at all! Hmph!"
What’s with the "hmph," old man?!
You’re not some tsundere anime girl!
Suppressing the urge to complain, Ye Shuang calmly reiterated that his relationship with An Shiyu wasn’t what the old man imagined.
"As for my medical skills…" Ye Shuang’s gaze lingered on Anshi Yilang, then he adopted a mysterious tone. "Sir, let me check your pulse."
"I’m not sick."
"Afraid to let me try?" Ye Shuang goaded.
"Tch. Fine, brat. Let’s see what tricks you’ve got." Seeing through the taunt, Anshi Yilang extended his wrist anyway.
Ye Shuang pretended to take his pulse, then frowned gravely. "Sir, you need to get your heart checked at a hospital."
"My heart’s fine. I run five kilometers every morning, and my heartbeat’s steady." Anshi Yilang scoffed, as if confirming Ye Shuang’s "medical skills" were a sham.
Since when could a pulse check diagnose heart disease?
Unfazed, Ye Shuang said, "Go get examined first. If I’m wrong, I’ll stay away from An Shiyu forever and quit this job."
Not like distancing himself from An Shiyu was any loss.
"Deal. If you’re right, I won’t interfere with Xiaoyu!"
"That really isn’t necessary…"
s + Rent Collection Wealth】 At the start, he inherited a rundown house in the urban village from his grandfather. The house had no tenants, but the moment he was diagnosed with a terminal illness, a self-proclaimed empress from the Tianxuan Continent arrived as his first tenant. Ye Chuan soon discovered that with every new tenant moving in, not only did he receive massive daily payments, but he also obtained unique items related to their backgrounds. 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Tiger Strength Pill—dramatically enhances physical power!】 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Deer Blood Pill—significantly boosts vitality!】 …… From that day on, all sorts of bizarre tenants began appearing in the house: the empress from Tianxuan Continent, an apocalyptic sorceress from the Magic Realm, a mysterious scientific girl who fell through a spacetime rift… Every single day, he received strange, powerful items and endless money. Then one day, he suddenly realized—he had become invincible. Enough, enough! Stop giving me more!
ither go to a cultivation world where a single sword strike can defeat ten thousand enemies. Or they travel back to historical dynasties to alter history and wield imperial power. At the very least, they'd go back a few decades to get rich using their future knowledge and build a harem. Who the hell would transmigrate here!
end. Thus one must continue to cultivate, and become a saint or great emperor, in order to prolong one's life. Chen Xia, however, completely reversed this. Since his transmigration, he has gained immortality, and also a system that awards him with attribute points for every year he lives. Thus between the myriad worlds, the legend of an unparalleled senior appeared. "A gentleman takes revenge; it is never too late even after ten thousand years." "When you were at your peak I yielded, now in your old age I shall trample on you." - Chen Xia
] This is a dark fantasy-themed dating simulation game. The main gameplay involves containing various monster girls and investigating the truth of a world shrouded in mist alongside your companions. However, due to his love for the dark and bizarre atmosphere, Luo Wei ended up turning a dating game into a detective mystery game. Women? Women only slow down his quickdraw! To Luo Wei, the female leads in the game are more like tools to perfectly clear levels and squeeze out rewards. For Luo Wei, flirting with every girl he meets and then discarding them is standard procedure. Worried about characters losing affection points? No need. With his maxed-out charm stat, Luo Wei is practically a "human incubus." A little psychological manipulation and those points come right back. It's a bit scummy, but the paper cutout heroines in the game won't actually come at him with real cleavers. However... Luo Wei has transmigrated. He's accidentally entered the second playthrough of this game. His past actions have caused all the girls to transform into terrifying yanderes. Due to the game's setting, most of the heroines he once contained are "troubled girls." Obsessive, twisted, mentally unstable, all aggressive yanderes... The type who will kill you if they can't have you... Luo Wei wants to cry but has no tears left. "I really just want to survive..." In short, this is a story of battling wits and engaging in a love-hate relationship with yanderes.
