In the early morning, the two of them got up early.
Standing in front of the mirror, accompanied by the sound of electric toothbrushes, Ye Shuang and Bai Yuyou were brushing their teeth as well.
Perhaps because it was still quite early, Bai Yuyou's eyes were still hazy with sleepiness, and her body was even half-leaning against Ye Shuang as she cleaned her teeth.
"Mm..."
"Do you want to sleep a bit longer?" Looking at the girl's prominent cowlick beside him, Ye Shuang asked. There was still some time before school started; Yuyou could even sleep a little more without any problem.
"I'm not sleeping anymore." Bai Yuyou shook her head, and Ye Shuang took a towel to wipe the girl's face. Perhaps because the towel had been soaked in cold water, the moment it touched her skin, Bai Yuyou's brow wrinkled adorably.
"Cold."
"If you're not sleeping, a bit of cold will keep you alert." Seeing Bai Yuyou shudder slightly, Ye Shuang couldn't help but chuckle, then pinched her soft cheek. Bai Yuyou let him pinch her face without any resistance.
"Yuyou, you go downstairs first." After washing up, Ye Shuang said.
"Oh." Even after brushing her teeth, Bai Yuyou was still a little drowsy, wobbling like a little penguin as she left the room.
Ye Shuang withdrew his gaze and finally turned to look at the bed beside him.
The soft bed still retained the warmth of the girl. Ye Shuang bent down and fumbled around the bedsheet for a while before finally picking up a black hair.
[Item: A strand of hair
As you can see, a strand of hair]
"Is this Chen Qin's or Yuyou's?" Pinching the strand of hair, Ye Shuang couldn't decide for a moment whether it belonged to Bai Yuyou or Chen Qin, since he hadn't used the mini vacuum cleaner on the bed before.
Although Chen Qin's hair had a slight wave at the ends, it wasn't impossible for her to have straight new growth. After all, before joining the company, Chen Qin had always had a straight, classic black bob with bangs; she just curled it a little to look more mature for her job.
"Should I just pluck one from that kid's head?" Ye Shuang thought, and after relating it to his system, he summoned a window to check.
[Item: A strand of hair
Hair]
Ye Shuang: "..."
How perfunctory. Couldn't it give some useful info? That shouldn't be hard for the system at all, right?
Ye Shuang then kept refreshing the window.
[Item: A strand of hair
Hairhairhair]
[Item: A strand of hair
It's hair, just a strand of hair]
[Item: A strand of hair
Stupid hair]
[Item: A strand of hair
Hey, what are you doing?!]
...
Ye Shuang just sat on the edge of the bed, relentlessly refreshing the window. It seemed the system got annoyed, because the information finally changed—
[Item: A strand of hair
Hair with follicle, about 97% keratin protein, very strong. A few strands twisted together can drag heavy objects without breaking easily. Its owner: Bai Yuyou]
"Wasn't that simple enough?" Ye Shuang finally felt relieved, but then a voice came from beside him. "Ye Shuang?"
"Huh?"
Ye Shuang instinctively moved his fingers, almost losing his grip on the strand. Bai Yuyou was now standing by the door. "Ye Shuang, aren't you coming down?"
"I'm tidying up a bit. Yuyou, can you make me some breakfast?"
"Oh, I know." Bai Yuyou replied and went downstairs.
Hearing the footsteps fade away, Ye Shuang slowly let out a sigh. He looked at the strand of hair in his hand, searched through a cabinet, and finally chose to wrap it in a piece of paper.
The rest should be Little Yezi's hair, right?
Ye Shuang still needed to get a paternity test. Paternity tests come in several types: personal paternity tests and legal paternity tests, both with mature and stable technology. Personal paternity tests are mainly for private understanding and don't have any legal effect; the person doesn't even need to be present on-site. This was what Ye Shuang chose. He needed to confirm what exactly was going on with Yezi.
But considering the possibility of a misunderstanding and Bai Yuyou's firm attitude at the time, Ye Shuang hadn't told the girl about this plan.
"Yezi's hair... she slept with Keke last night, right?" Ye Shuang had no choice but to leave the room. He glanced at the door to Keke's room first; it was still closed. It was very early, so they might not even be up yet.
"Hmm..." Ye Shuang thought about it and came up with an idea.
Around breakfast time, Keke and Little Yezi got up. Later, Keke and Yuyou had to go to the academy for classes, while Yezi, as usual, would either go to the academy or follow Ye Shuang to the company or stay at home.
"Yezi, want to come to the company with me today?" Ye Shuang asked with a smile.
"Sure!" Yezi agreed readily. After all, staying home alone was the most boring thing.
Seeing such a daily scene, Keke and Bai Yuyou didn't think much of it and just continued eating breakfast.
Time passed, and soon it was time for the two girls to go to school.
"Yezi, we're leaving."
"Little Yezi, I'm off."
"Goodbye, Mommy. Goodbye, Sister Keke." Little Yezi waved her little hand with a grin.
"Goodbye."
After Keke and Bai Yuyou left for school, only Ye Shuang and Little Yezi remained in the house.
"Yezi, your hair looks a bit messy. How about I comb it for you?" Ye Shuang suddenly asked.
"Messy? Sister Keke combed it for me this morning." Yezi reached out and touched her mushroom head.
"Your Sister Keke can be a bit careless. Let me redo it for you." As Ye Shuang spoke, he took out a comb he had prepared earlier.
"Oh, okay."
Yezi was obedient. Seeing Ye Shuang take out the comb, she sat on the sofa with her hands folded, staying still.
Ye Shuang used the comb to smooth Yezi's hair. After a while, he noticed a strand of hair tangled in the comb.
"Alright, all done." He pinched the strand of hair in his palm and said with a smile,
"Yezi, go change your clothes. We're heading to the company."
"Okay~"
Yezi said and ran upstairs quickly. Ye Shuang held the strand of hair in his hand, then wrapped it in paper as well.
After doing all this, Ye Shuang seemed to relax a little. Now that he had both strands of hair, the rest was easy—just find a testing agency to handle it.
"I hope it's just a misunderstanding. After all, how could there be such a big child?" Ye Shuang stretched his shoulders and went upstairs to change clothes.
He still had to find Chen Qin later, and there was a lot of work at the company. If those two fish were around, things would probably be handled efficiently.
Hmm...
There was quite a lot to do today.

ts me of treason?" "Correct. The host must return to the capital and gradually build up influence." "Wait—I have half a million soldiers, and you want me to go back to the capital to 'build influence'?" "Host, you are currently the Northern Garrison General, loyal to the Great Xia Dynasty." "Of course I am loyal to Great Xia! Absolutely loyal!" "But you keep referring to yourself as 'We'..." "Never mind the details! Summon all the regional commanders and military officers! We suspect treacherous officials are manipulating the court! They shall march with Us to the capital and purge the corrupt!" "......"

and couldn't return to the real world. Finally, I gave up and decided to go with the flow, only to discover that writing a diary could make me stronger. Since no one could read it, Su Luo wrote freely, daring to pen anything and everything. Female Lead #1: "Not bad. This diary helped me steal all the protagonist's opportunities. I just want to get stronger." Female Lead #2: "I don’t care about reaching the peak of the cultivation world. Right now, I just want to enjoy the chaos." Female Lead #3: "What? Everyone around me is a spy? I’m the Joker Demon Lord?" ... It’s so strange. Why is the plot completely off track, yet the ending remains the same? Are you all just messing with me?!

with countless casualties. As a top-tier gamer, Liu Xuan volunteered to join the fight, intending to dominate with his skills, but instead he obtained the hidden class: [Pacifist]. Unable to attack. Unable to use active skills. Fortunately, with each level gained, he acquired a new passive skill. And so, armed with a body full of passives, Liu Xuan slaughtered his way through the battlefield of ten thousand races! [You attacked Liu Xuan] [You gained the debuffs: 'Poison', 'Fear', 'Burning', 'Bleeding', 'Freeze', 'Silence', etc.] [Your attack speed has been reduced by 99%] [Your armor and magic resistance have been reduced by 99%] Warriors of the Ten Thousand Races: How the hell am I supposed to fight this?!

ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!