The Wild History

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In a certain classroom, during the break.

"Yuyou, Yuyou, I took a look at our class schedule. Even though we only have three classes this morning, there's an extra lecture before the lunch break." Tang Keke pointed at the schedule on the app, not forgetting to show Bai Yuyou the lecture notification again.

"Oh, I think I know about this too. There are going to be two lectures," Taozi said from the side. "It should be about some specific topic, but why is this lecture only for girls?"

"I don't know." Bai Yuyou also looked at the notification in the class group. Since they had to go to the lecture, they might as well just go. It wasn't a big deal anyway. At the very least, the young girl didn't take it to heart at all.

"Is Yezi still with Brother Ye?" Taozi asked curiously. "Staying in the infirmary all the time, wouldn't it be a bit boring?"

"Probably not. After all, there's air conditioning, a computer, and a phone. What's there to be bored about?" Keke spread her hands. "If I graduate and can't help my parents out, I'll definitely find a cushy job with air conditioning where I can play on my phone."

"Does a job like that even exist?" Taozi thought about it.

"Security guard," Bai Yuyou chimed in.

"Right, a security guard. I'll go be a security guard in the future." Tang Keke immediately smiled playfully. "I can enjoy the AC and play on my phone. It would be even better if I could set up a computer."

"They might not necessarily want girls," Taozi said.

Tang Keke immediately grunted a few times and waved her fists. "Who says? If I practice a few moves, they'll definitely hire me."

"I am Security Guard Keke, protecting the safety of the residents!"

"I'm just afraid it'll be a punch that only excites the thugs..." Taozi thought to herself.

Time flew by and it was time for the lecture. As soon as it was over, they could go for their lunch break.

"Which classroom?"

"It seems to be a conference room in some building. It should be able to seat a lot of students."

"Let's go."

The boys had already been dismissed early, while a massive crowd of girls headed toward the teaching building for the lecture.

"Will it be very late by the time we finish listening?" Tang Keke glanced at the time. It was almost eleven o'clock. She hoped the lecture wouldn't drag on too long, otherwise the cafeteria food would get cold and there'd be no point in eating it.

"It's fine," Bai Yuyou said. "We can just have Ye Shuang pack some food for us."

"Hehe, makes sense."

After walking into the conference room, there were at least a thousand seats on the left side. Bai Yuyou and the others found a suitable spot and simply sat down.

"It feels a bit like a movie theater." Tang Keke looked around. The interior layout was very similar to a cinema, and there was even a giant screen at the front.

"Keke, over there." Bai Yuyou seemed to have noticed something and pointed.

Keke and the others looked up, only to realize that the two fishes had actually arrived long ago and were leaning on the desks, playing on their phones.

"Oh?" Perhaps sensing their gazes, An Shiyu slightly turned her head and noticed Bai Yuyou and the others below. However, it was clear that the two fishes had no intention of moving. They just waved a hand and continued playing on their phones.

"I was thinking of calling them over." Seeing An Shiyu and An Shiyi both looking so lazy, Keke couldn't help but mutter.

While the girls were chatting, more and more students entered, and the seats were quickly filled.

"Wow, there really are a lot of people." Tang Keke looked around.

"This is only a portion of the girls. I guess they can't finish the lecture for everyone at once," Taozi also took a look. Perhaps the other girls went to other places to listen to the lecture.

"Beeeep—"

"Rustle."

The sudden sound of a microphone echoed from the speakers, causing the originally noisy room to fall silent for a moment. Soon, a voice rang out,

"Testing, testing, one two three, testing."

Hearing this voice, Bai Yuyou immediately looked toward the stage. "It's Ye Shuang's voice."

"You can recognize Brother's voice through this completely busted audio quality?" Tang Keke froze for a moment and followed Bai Yuyou's gaze. Finally, she spotted the figure holding the microphone. Despite the distance, they could still recognize Ye Shuang.

"Why is Brother Ye up there?" Taozi also asked in surprise. After all, weren't they here to listen to a lecture?

Could it be...

"Is it Brother's lecture?" Keke was surprised.

"I don't know." Bai Yuyou shook her head. However, from her expression, it was obvious that the moment Ye Shuang appeared, the girl's entire attention was focused on him.

"Phew, testing, alright, please keep quiet, everyone. Find a seat and sit down." Ye Shuang's voice continued to ring out.

"Those two girls over there, stop hugging and making out, look over here."

"How did a boy sneak in here? Get out."

"What? A girl who looks like a boy? Do you really need me to call out your name? Wang Muba!"

Ye Shuang felt a bit mentally exhausted at this moment, but fortunately, the students were quite cooperative, and the place soon quieted down.

"Alright, let me introduce myself." Just as Ye Shuang opened his mouth, a voice rang out from the seats: "School Doctor Ye~~~~~~~"

Ye Shuang took a glance and realized it was those few flirtatious regulars of the school infirmary.

"Ahem, alright, let me introduce myself. I am the school doctor of Yinshan Academy. My surname is Ye, and I believe many students already know me." After a brief summary, Ye Shuang continued,

"Today, I'm going to talk to you all about a few things. It will end quickly and won't delay your lunch time, so don't worry."

Ye Shuang's voice was unhurried. By this time, some bored girls had already taken out their phones, planning to play games to kill time.

But the next second, as the projector lit up, the title of the lecture was displayed right there, sparking an uproar among the students.

"Whoa—"

"What the heck? Why is a male teacher giving us a lecture on this?"

"Huh? Is it that explicit? So weird."

"Why are we talking about this? Is there anyone who doesn't know about these things?"

The girls in the audience started whispering among themselves. Ye Shuang wasn't surprised by this reaction at all; after all, he had anticipated this scene long ago. At this moment, he continued speaking,

"Alright, let's get this over with early. Everyone, please stay quiet first."

Ye Shuang started reading off the PPT, as if just going through the motions.

"So weird, I don't even want to play games anymore."

"Wow, is the school doctor really that handsome?"

"I heard he already has kids, didn't you know?"

"Really? Did he get married that young?"

"Yeah, there are twins in the infirmary, they are his daughters. They're students at our Yinshan Academy."

"Ah?! Then how old is he..."

Hearing the voices of the students from the stage, Ye Shuang felt imaginary dark lines form on his forehead.

What wild rumors.

Just as Ye Shuang planned to read faster and end things early, the corner of his eye seemed to catch something, and he noticed the two fishes looking restless.

What were they... planning to do?