"Brother Zheng, your posture just now was quite dashing. Once you handed over that little letter, hey, the girl couldn't even take her eyes off you."
"Of course. Those girls probably read it several times."
"Brother Zheng, are you going to live stream the whole thing this afternoon? After you win over our future sister-in-law, help us set up a date with that Thor to see if we can get together."
"Get lost, I want that big backpack too."
The men kept chatting, while Zheng He sat in his seat feigning calmness, looking as if everything was under his control. "Alright, what's the rush? I'm not even in a hurry."
"Hehe, true."
At this time, the teacher walked into the large classroom holding some materials. He randomly called roll, and seeing no issues, continued with the class.
"Roll call is over, log in and let's play a round of ARAM."
"Let's go."
"I'll play Shaco," Zheng He said upon seeing his champion.
...
Time flew by, and soon it was afternoon.
"Let's go, Yuyou, we need to go to the club to practice music." As soon as class ended, Tang Keke said to Bai Yuyou—not forgetting to ask Taozi on the other side once more,
"Come on, come on, let's go to the Light Music Club together."
"I..." Taozi hesitated a bit.
"Let's go."
Tang Keke hugged Taozi's arm.
"Sorry..."
Taozi finally gave an apologetic smile. "I have other things to do. Maybe next time."
With that, Taozi left, leaving only Bai Yuyou and Tang Keke behind.
"Hmm, she left." Watching Taozi's quickly retreating back, Tang Keke scratched her head. Was the other girl finding her a bit annoying?
"Yuyou, am I annoying?" the girl asked.
"Not annoying," Bai Yuyou said from her chair.
"Hehe, you're the best to me, Yuyou." Tang Keke threw her arms around Bai Yuyou.
"I can't breathe..."
"Oh, my bad."
Seeing that Taozi wasn't very willing to go to the club, the two girls had to go to the Light Music Club to drink tea together.
Meanwhile, on the other side—
The gymnasium.
The afternoon breeze was slightly cool, making the long-haired girl sitting on the rooftop take a bored nap.
The girl was naturally An Shiyi. She looked completely lethargic, tears squeezing out from her yawning.
"So boring. Are they out of class yet? Otherwise, I might as well go to Uncle's company to be a secretary." An Shiyi had skipped a whole afternoon of classes. Ye Shuang was at work, and An Shiyu was acting as a secretary, leaving her all alone.
Rolling around in the school infirmary wasn't as comfortable as coming out for some fresh air.
"Or maybe I should find a part-time job? Well, if I can die of natural old age, why not enjoy life properly?" An Shiyi dangled her legs, taking in the scenery of Yinshan Academy. "As expected, it's still more fun to go mess with Uncle. Having two secretaries for no reason isn't bad either, right?"
However, just as An Shiyi was about to get up, her gaze caught sight of a bustling group of a dozen or so people below.
There were even a few setting up cell phones in the bushes, seemingly preparing something.
An Shiyi propped up her small face and looked down, finding it a bit strange.
"What are they doing? Filming some outdoor exhibitionism?"
"But a big group of guys doesn't seem like... well... guys aren't completely impossible either." This sudden occurrence piqued An Shiyi's interest. She kept her chin propped up and peeked until the leading man stood there holding a bouquet of flowers.
"Oh, a confession?"
At this moment, An Shiyi finally seemed to understand. If that was the case, those cameras...
A live stream?
Recording a beautiful life, huh. An Shiyi thought for a moment, then picked up her own phone and logged directly into the Light Music Club's account—
After tapping a few times, the girl directly started a live broadcast, aiming the camera at Zheng He.
As for the title.
No Tea Today: Sexy Male College Student's Online Confession Scene
After doing all this, An Shiyi fixed her phone in place and casually wandered off.
She would come back later.
Anyway, she was the only one with the rooftop key, so no one else could get in.
As for why An Shiyi did this—
Because she was kind.
Absolutely not because she felt it would be a bit of fun.
...
Meanwhile, downstairs, Zheng He told the surrounding guys, "It's about time. You guys go stay a bit further away for now. Just watch my performance later."
"Alright Brother Zheng, we'll just watch your live stream."
The group of guys walked to a further location to wait. Some had even prepared peanuts, sunflower seeds, and soda, looking ready for a good show.
Zheng He simply straightened his clothes, already starting to think about what to do tonight.
After a successful confession, he would take Bai Yuyou straight to a bar for some fun, and then directly to a hotel to do what needed to be done. Zheng He chuckled softly. His skills really hadn't regressed at all—manipulating a little girl like this was simply too easy.
Give a little romance, a little serendipitous encounter, and the other party would think she had met her Mr. Right.
Little did she know, he was just thinking about how to play with her.
"Hahahaha," Zheng He thought, unable to hold back his laughter.
However, he quickly adjusted his expression.
Just then, Zheng He suddenly heard footsteps behind him. It seemed she was coming from that direction.
"Yuyou, you're here." Zheng He adjusted his expression and turned around with a face full of deep affection.
Only to be met with the disdainful gaze of a middle-aged woman.
"Student, don't stand here and get in the way of my sweeping. Every time you students confess your love, you never put those flowers and plants properly in the trash can. You make a mess all over the ground."
"And what fish oil, fish oil, they sell that in the supermarket too." The cleaning lady held her broom, speaking with a bit of disgust.
Zheng He: "..."
"Cleaning lady, you sure talk a lot."
"What lady? I'm a professor at this academy, just sweeping the floor after retirement."
"Uh, sorry." Zheng He immediately didn't dare to talk back.
After the lady left, grumbling with her broom, Zheng He stood there looking embarrassed. However, he coughed and pulled himself together again.
And so, he stood there until evening.
Naturally, Bai Yuyou never came. He stood all alone behind the gymnasium.
"Hiss..." Zheng He scratched his calves, which were covered in mosquito bites. Standing there for so long, he had basically become an all-you-can-eat buffet for mosquitoes.
"What's going on with Bai Yuyou? Could she have been delayed by something?"
"This, this, this isn't right, is it?"
The bros in the live stream were also feeling a bit strange. Some had even gone home, though of course, they were still watching the stream.
It was just that the atmosphere in the stream was a bit weird now.
Could it be that Brother Zheng was stood up by Bai Yuyou?
Didn't he say he had her in the palm of his hand?
Zheng He was also wondering why things had gone wrong, but he didn't dare to leave first, afraid that Bai Yuyou would arrive the very next second.
But just then, footsteps sounded again.
Zheng He's spirits lifted. He quickly put on a smile and looked behind him—
Only to once again meet the disgusted face of the cleaning lady.
At this moment, the cleaning lady holding a broom looked at Zheng He, seemingly puzzled as to why he had been standing there for so long. After looking him up and down for a moment, she gave a cold sneer and blurted out,
"Simps really are something else."
Brother Zheng: "?!"

] [Lone Wolf, No Male Gaze] [Protagonist is pursued early on; extreme protagonist-stans, stay away!] The "Carnival Paradise" descends and slowly devours the real world in the form of a game. By chance, Zhu Yan awakens the talent [Roleplay], becoming one of the first beta players. He thought he could develop safely, but after clearing the first instance, he is branded by humanity as the chief culprit behind the game's spread—a traitorous villain. A villain? Who would ever... become one! He'll be the villain! From then on, Zhu Yan is not only a player but also a lackey for the Carnival Paradise. Between the straight path and the crooked path, he chooses the con. With his left hand, he dons the villain's mantle, staging scenes within instances, infuriating players who decry him as a despicable traitor, all while the game happily promotes him. With his right hand, he joins the non-human organization "Fangcun Mountain," which opposes the Carnival Paradise, transforming into a mysterious player who slaughters game bosses, earning cheers of "Long live the expert!" from fellow players. Gradually, Zhu Yan rises to become an S-rank human player in Fangcun Mountain's archives, while also being the Carnival Paradise's certified top game Boss. But when the final war erupts and both major factions place their hopes in him— Players tag his various aliases: "Experts, this offensive depends on you." The Carnival Paradise's supreme Boss throws an arm around his neck: "Bro, you're the iron, I'm the steel; you can't let me down again!"

ts me of treason?" "Correct. The host must return to the capital and gradually build up influence." "Wait—I have half a million soldiers, and you want me to go back to the capital to 'build influence'?" "Host, you are currently the Northern Garrison General, loyal to the Great Xia Dynasty." "Of course I am loyal to Great Xia! Absolutely loyal!" "But you keep referring to yourself as 'We'..." "Never mind the details! Summon all the regional commanders and military officers! We suspect treacherous officials are manipulating the court! They shall march with Us to the capital and purge the corrupt!" "......"

and couldn't return to the real world. Finally, I gave up and decided to go with the flow, only to discover that writing a diary could make me stronger. Since no one could read it, Su Luo wrote freely, daring to pen anything and everything. Female Lead #1: "Not bad. This diary helped me steal all the protagonist's opportunities. I just want to get stronger." Female Lead #2: "I don’t care about reaching the peak of the cultivation world. Right now, I just want to enjoy the chaos." Female Lead #3: "What? Everyone around me is a spy? I’m the Joker Demon Lord?" ... It’s so strange. Why is the plot completely off track, yet the ending remains the same? Are you all just messing with me?!

ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!