Sunday.
Early morning, Ye Shuang finished updating today's chapter of his novel.
Recently, his readership had grown significantly, along with a fair share of negative comments. But he was just happy to have readers at all. Every time he saw the number of eager followers ticking up at the end of a chapter, his mood lifted. As for the criticism, he didn’t dwell on it—after all, the novel was free, and everyone was entitled to their opinion.
"The weather’s nice today," Ye Shuang muttered, shutting his laptop and stepping onto the balcony.
A light rain had fallen overnight, leaving the air crisp with moisture. He took a deep breath, savoring the freshness that filled his lungs. The cheerful chirping of birds outside added to the serene atmosphere, and he stretched his arms high with a satisfied groan.
"Such a good day—it’d be a waste not to get some exercise." Instinctively, he patted his stomach, reminiscing about the days in university when he still had abs.
Now, they had all merged into one—a single, triumphant "masterpiece."
With that thought, he dropped to the balcony floor and started doing sit-ups.
After twenty reps, a voice sounded beside him. "Ye Shuang… what are you doing?"
He turned his head to find Bai Yuyou crouching next to him, watching quietly. She didn’t seem to notice that her position was giving him a full view of things she probably shouldn’t be showing.
"Yuyou, your underwear is showing," Ye Shuang pointed out.
"You want to see?"
"No!" he immediately protested. "Listen, you can’t squat like that when you’re wearing a short skirt!"
"Why?" She tilted her head.
"Did you forget what I told you?" Ye Shuang reminded her. "Your body is only for the person you like to see."
"We’re married, so…" Bai Yuyou nodded. "It’s fine."
"..." Ye Shuang found himself backed into a corner again by her logic. Sighing, he said, "Just change your position first."
Bai Yuyou obediently adjusted, shifting into a kneeling pose. Though it wasn’t the most comfortable way to sit, at least it was more ladylike.
Satisfied, Ye Shuang resumed his workout, this time switching to push-ups.
Bai Yuyou watched in silence. She didn’t understand the point of what he was doing, but she liked being near him.
"Meow!" Just then, Yīwàn, their little orange cat, wobbled over.
Now fully accustomed to the house, the tiny furball had turned into an endlessly curious explorer.
"So soft…" Bai Yuyou reached out, stroking Yīwàn’s fluffy coat.
Then, without warning, she scooped the kitten up and placed it squarely on Ye Shuang’s back.
"Huh?"
Ye Shuang felt a prickling weight on his back and glanced over his shoulder to see the little cat perched there.
"Piece of cake," he muttered, continuing his push-ups—until Yīwàn promptly leaped away.
At that moment, Bai Yuyou suddenly stood and straddled Ye Shuang’s back, sitting right on top of him.
"Yuyou, what are you doing?" Ye Shuang tensed at the unexpected contact, twisting to look at her.
"Helping you," she said. "In movies… they do this."
"That’s a bunch of buff guys stacking on each other."
Bai Yuyou nodded in understanding. "I see… Ye Shuang, you’re not strong enough."
Ye Shuang: "..."
He knew she didn’t mean it that way, but the phrasing still stung.
"Hold on tight," he growled, flexing his arms. "Don’t underestimate a grown man, little girl! Witness the power of my primal strength!"
Five push-ups later, he collapsed face-first onto the floor, motionless.
Bai Yuyou observed this with her usual blank expression, then mimicked his position—except instead of lying on the ground, she draped herself over his back, pressing flush against him.
"This… isn’t a great position," Ye Shuang muttered, acutely aware of the dangerous softness and warmth against his back. He turned his head slightly, finding her face mere inches from his.
The girl had no sense of personal space, pressing against him without hesitation. Their faces were so close he could feel her warm breath.
"Too close," he said, meeting her dark, tranquil eyes.
"Oh."
Once Bai Yuyou got up, Ye Shuang groaned and rubbed his aching back. "I’m getting old. Twenty-seven already…"
He studied Bai Yuyou beside him, then pinched her cheek and squeezed the soft flesh of her arm. "But you’re not even chubby."
She was like a delicate doll, flawless in every way.
"What do you usually do in P.E. class?" he asked.
"Running."
"And?"
"Badminton."
Hearing that, Ye Shuang grinned. "Perfect weather for badminton today. Let’s go play."
"I don’t know how…" Bai Yuyou admitted.
"You just said you played badminton?" Ye Shuang blinked.
"No one pairs with me," she explained. "Can’t play alone."
Ye Shuang: "..."
"Don’t worry. From now on, you have me," he said warmly. "And soon, Keke will join us too. Today, I’ll teach you."
Bai Yuyou nodded.
Just then, his phone rang from the balcony. He picked it up—Chen Hai was calling.
"Hello?"
"You awake?"
"It’s nine in the morning," Ye Shuang deadpanned.
"A client gave me two aquarium tickets. You want them?" Chen Hai continued. "Was gonna ask you to go with Chen Qin, but she’s overseas. Take that girl instead."
Ye Shuang glanced at Bai Yuyou before replying, "I’ll come get the tickets?"
"They’re digital. I’ll send you a screenshot."
"Got it."
After hanging up, Chen Hai quickly forwarded the e-tickets—just QR codes for scanning at the entrance.
"Yuyou, let’s skip badminton today. How about the aquarium instead?"
"Aquarium."
"Yeah, lots of sea creatures and shows. Chen Hai gave us the tickets."
"Ye Shuang…" She lowered her eyes. "I only want to go with you. Not anyone else."
Realizing her misunderstanding, he lightly tapped her head. "Not with Chen Hai—with me."
Bai Yuyou lifted her face. Though her expression remained blank, he could feel her mood brighten instantly.
"If she’s this attached now, will she ever be able to leave?" The thought flickered through his mind, but he quickly dismissed it. The age gap between them meant their paths would inevitably diverge.
For now, though—
"Let’s get changed."
"Okay."

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iemie, male, Race: Moon. Hobby: Collecting anomalies. At first, he thought he possessed two systems: the Crimson Rainbow Moon and the Clear Cold Frost Moon. One day, he discovered that he himself could also become a system for others, holding the chessboard of fate. The Eighth Epoch, also known as the Eternal Moon Epoch. Humans, witches, elves, bloodline descendants, specters, demons, and spirits together compose a new history. Walking the path on behalf of the moon, before he knew it, Chen Miemie's footsteps were followed by all manner of strange and wondrous anomalies. As time passed, many titles circulated about him—The King in Yellow, Lord of Anomalies, Heart of the Eternal Moon, and more. "Me? I'm just a traveler who enjoys collecting interesting creatures," Chen Miemie said.

pression Bureau] Transported to a fantasy world overrun by demons and monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a jailer in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty's Demon Suppression Bureau. From this point on, bizarre cases frequently occur in the Demon Suppression Prison, once known as hell on earth and infamous for its gloomy, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the demons and monsters in the prison wail miserably every night? Why has the corpse demon, capable of transforming into various beauties, donned black stockings and switched careers to become a foot massage therapist? Why has the eye demon, expert in soul-snatching and illusions, turned into a VR headset? Why is the fox spirit performing otaku dances? Are all these occurrences a twisted expression of demonic nature, or a descent into moral depravity? After peeling away layer upon layer of mystery, all clues ultimately point to a jailer named Gu Qingfeng. Gu Qingfeng: "Hehehe... My dear demons and monsters, whose card shall we flip today?"

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”