Ye Shuang hadn't actually played video games for a while. Although the novel recorded that he and An Shiyu often played games together, he had no relevant memories of it. After turning on the computer, Ye Shuang looked at the gaming platform in front of him and logged straight into his account.
"Which server?"
"Server One, or is Blackberry okay too?"
"Then let's do Server One," Ye Shuang said as he entered the game. At this time, his friends list was already forming a party. The game they were playing had been out for over a decade, but its global popularity was still decent. It was a MOBA game called Heroes Not Allied.
"Hurry up, hurry up, we're starting," Chen Hai urged Ye Shuang. Ye Shuang played games a bit like an old man.
"Coming, coming." Ye Shuang twitched the corner of his mouth and then entered the lobby.
The IDs of the few of them were quite dated. For example, Chen Hai's ID was something like Server's Most Handsome Bro, Fugui was something like Server's Most Beautiful Sis, and as for himself... Ye Shuang took a look: Server's Flashiest Bro.
Why did he even choose this name back then?
After a while, Chen Qin also entered the lobby under the ID Server's Sweetest Sis, and her voice rang out in the party channel.
"Hello, hello, A-Ye, can you hear me?"
"Yeah, I can hear you."
"You're not blind, isn't he right there in the party?" Chen Hai said. The expressions of the others changed slightly. "Damn it, Chen Hai, your mic."
"Is my mic peaking?"
"Stop talking!" Feng Shan was one step away from slapping him.
The ARAM mode of Heroes Not Allied, commonly known as just ARAM, was the choice of most working professionals who played the game. After all, there was no need to worry about farming; the fast pace allowed for intense team fights, making it perfectly suited for office workers with little time to game.
Since champion selection was random, the moment Ye Shuang entered the game, a voice came through his headset: "It's gotta be me."
A muscular man sitting on a chair looked down at him—a man named Sett.
"Damn, roll the dice for a random, I don't have any good choices."
Chen Hai grumbled at this moment. Not seeing any champion he knew how to play, he immediately spoke up.
"Already rolled, I'm out of dice," Chen Qin said. She had gotten a cat champion.
Fugui got a jester with invisibility skills, while Feng Shan got a long-range DPS policewoman.
At this point, Chen Hai looked over at Ye Shuang's screen and noticed he was still holding onto a die. He instantly deadpanned, "You bastard, you're holding out on me, huh?"
"Cough, no, no." Ye Shuang felt a bit awkward. After all, since he got a champion he was satisfied with, he hadn't rerolled.
"Alright." Ye Shuang rolled the die, and Master Yi appeared.
"The Wuju style!"
But the next second, Chen Hai instantly locked in Ye Shuang's Sett and burst out laughing. "Hahahaha, I'm playing this, One Punch Man."
Ye Shuang: "..."
So you were eyeing my Sett all along, huh?
Left with no choice, Ye Shuang started adjusting his runes. He had no idea what items were good to build nowadays, but luckily there was a one-click auto-equip feature.
"A-Ye, I'll get on you later," Chen Qin said ambiguously in the voice channel.
The cat she was playing was a champion that could attach itself to teammates. It was just that Chen Qin's wording was a bit too suggestive, making even Ye Shuang feel a little embarrassed.
They entered the game's loading screen.
Ye Shuang casually glanced over and noticed that the IDs of two players on the enemy team looked somewhat familiar—
Fish Food Tonight
Riding Uncle Tonight
However, after thinking about it carefully, Ye Shuang felt it couldn't be such a coincidence. He then pushed the thought aside and focused on entering the game.
"Last one out is a dumbass." After buying his starting items, Chen Hai immediately clicked the hexgate and flew out.
"First one out is a dumbass." As soon as Chen Qin finished speaking, she bought her items and directly flew onto Ye Shuang's character.
Ye Shuang then said, "Go to Feng Shan. My Master Yi dies very easily."
"No, I like staying on you," Chen Qin said sweetly over the voice comms.
"Alright."
"So cheesy I could die," Feng Shan grunted, clicking the hexgate and flying out.
Fugui followed closely behind, wanting to get to the bushes early to place boxes to fear the enemies.
The First Blood announcement soon rang out.
"Damn, their hooks are insanely accurate." Chen Hai's eyes widened. The moment he entered the brush, he got hooked, and then five burly guys rushed up and beat him to a pulp.
On the enemy side, the Thresh with the ID Riding Uncle Tonight swung his hook. As a champion with the ability to displace enemies, holding onto the hook was actually more intimidating than throwing it.
"Stop feeding," Chen Qin said in the voice chat. After all, this guy Chen Hai was useless at everything except being number one at giving away kills.
"Bullshit. Just wait until I build Warmog's Armor. I'll one-shot them with a single punch, okay?" Chen Hai retorted, but the very next second, he was hooked by the enemy again.
The moment he was hooked, Riding Uncle Tonight flew right over, and the champions behind him followed up, chaining their crowd control skills. Seeing this, Ye Shuang immediately joined the fray. However, after a chaotic flurry of skill sound effects and a few shrill screams, they lost the team fight four-for-one.
And the only kill they got was taken by the cat.
"Can you stand behind the minions?" Even Fugui couldn't help but say.
"You can't blame me, this hook goes right through minions! The enemy definitely knows how to play!" Chen Hai immediately defended himself. He had already been trying to dodge and weave.
"I was already trying to kite them, okay?"
"Kite my ass, you just walked right into the hook."
"It's fine, let's keep playing," Ye Shuang said.
But the very next second, right after he respawned and teleported in, Riding Uncle Tonight landed a prediction hook, forcefully dragging him out from under the tower.
"..."
The screen went black once again.
Ye Shuang fell silent. The enemy team really did seem a bit too strong?
Chen Hai seized the opportunity, flashed into the enemy backline, and fully charged his Haymaker!
One punch went down, dealing a whole hundred points of damage.
"Damn, why is the damage so low?!" Chen Hai stared in shock before being ganged up on and killed.
"You have to build up grit first?!"
In no time at all, the kill gap widened by over a dozen.
Ye Shuang's team had almost no ability to fight back and was quickly pushed all the way to their Nexus.
At this time, while the player Riding Uncle Tonight was still pacing back and forth in front of the defensive tower, a message popped up in the all-chat.
(All) Riding Uncle Tonight: Taking disciples.
Chen Hai immediately saw red. He flew over, about to throw a punch, but was forcefully hooked by the opponent once again. The punch he had painstakingly charged up was even dodged.
"Fuck! Scripts, they're definitely scripting!"
While Chen Hai cursed up a storm, the enemy players continuously spammed emotes and danced.
Until the moment their own Nexus exploded—
(All) Riding Uncle Tonight: Never mind the disciples, taking mounts instead.
DEFEAT
After suffering a crushing defeat, no one spoke.
Big talk before the match.
Nonsense during the match.
Silence after the match.
Chen Hai held a cigarette in his mouth without lighting it. Looking at his 0/8/0 KDA, he simply muttered quietly,
"I did my best."
agon king storylines. At the start, I obtained the "Ultimate Lackey System" - the more I act as a lackey, the stronger I become. What else could I do? I chose to become the personal henchman of the ultimate villain, Su Muwan. I provoke all sorts of chosen ones, snatch away their opportunities, and commit every evil deed imaginable. You ask who's behind me? Hmph! You're not worthy of knowing my lady's name! ...... ....... I am Su Muwan, the eldest daughter of the Su family. Since childhood, I've possessed extraordinary talent in martial arts, which led to my arrogant and domineering personality in my past life. I was even foolish enough to repeatedly challenge those favored by heaven, ultimately resulting in a tragic death. In this life, I must behave and absolutely cannot walk the same path again!! However... SLAP!! "So you're the Dragon King, huh?!" When I saw my little lackey swagger over and viciously slap the Dragon King who was hiding his identity, I felt my heart sink. Su Muwan's suspended heart finally died as she watched Qin Luo, her utterly loyal lackey, standing before her. She fainted on the spot from shock. Heaven is determined to destroy me!! (Pure love 1v1, light-hearted, no angst, single female lead, villain, reincarnation, lackey)
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
ng to die together with you." Lin Xuan is dead, his body thrown into the river by his scumbag lover and her accomplice. She, the president of the Su Group, is decisive, ruthless, and ice-cold. For three days and three nights, she had his body fished out of the river, and without hesitation, she kissed the bloated corpse of Lin Xuan. She laid down beside him in a cold coffin, their fingers intertwined, a smile lingering on her lips as she closed her eyes. The noble and cold-hearted woman, only bending for one man—Lin Xuan. Lin Xuan, with his golden finger, is reborn and returns to the day of his wedding to the treacherous woman. Su Qiang comes to steal the bride. Lin Xuan's eyes light up, eager to pledge his loyalty on the spot, but instead, her kiss transfers a glass of drugged wine into his mouth, causing him to pass out... 【Male Protagonist with Single Female Lead】【Yandere Tycoon】【Action-Packed】【True vs. Fake Heir】
