Ye Shuang was actually tied to the chair by Bobo in the end. However, perhaps because it was just for fun, Ye Shuang noticed that Bobo didn't tie him up very tightly; it was just a symbolic gesture.
Ye Shuang shifted a bit and simply couldn't be bothered to resist.
At this moment, Alice sat opposite Ye Shuang, proudly lifting her small chin. "Hmph, that's what you get for only chatting with Bobo and completely ignoring my charm."
"I was just giving a daily greeting." Naturally, Ye Shuang refused to admit that he had come specifically for Bobo. Looking at the little blonde girl in front of him, he immediately defended himself.
"Talking back!" Alice stretched out her little leather shoe and kicked Ye Shuang's calf.
Ye Shuang's mouth twitched.
Noticing Ye Shuang's bound and helpless expression, a look of excitement suddenly flashed across Alice's face for some reason. "Hehehe."
Saying this, Alice got down from her seat, walked over to Ye Shuang's side, and plopped right down on his lap.
"I've decided. Your punishment today is to be my chair for the whole day!"
"Uh..." Seeing Alice sitting on his lap like this, Ye Shuang stayed quiet for a few seconds before suddenly asking,
"So, can I still chat with Bobo like this?"
Hearing this, Alice: "..."
"No!" Alice didn't seem to expect Ye Shuang to say that. She turned around to face him and grabbed his ears with both hands. "No, no, no! Until you discover my charm, you just keep your mouth shut!"
Alice's fierce look really didn't carry any intimidation; instead, she looked as cute as a little cat with its fur standing on end. But right now, Ye Shuang's mind was entirely on Bobo. Even with Alice pulling his ears like this, he subconsciously glanced over at Bobo.
At this, Bobo silently took a step back and couldn't help but say, "Oh, Mr. Ye Shuang, I think my orientation is quite normal."
"I didn't mean it like that." Ye Shuang coughed lightly, then looked at the little Alice in front of him who was baring her canine teeth. "Our Alice is the cutest, of course."
"Don't think I'll let you off just because you're perfunctorily flattering me, hmph." Alice snorted, but it was obvious from the slight curl of her lips that her mood had improved significantly.
"Can you untie me first?"
"No, don't even think about leaving today." Alice turned around and leaned back into Ye Shuang's embrace, even deliberately pressing backward in an attempt to make him uncomfortable.
Of course, this was completely useless. With Alice's light weight, pressing into Ye Shuang's chest felt like a marshmallow, utterly lacking any offensive power.
"Let me ask you a question. If you answer honestly, I'll let you go," Alice said.
"Hmm? Let's hear it."
"Bai Yuyou or Alice, who do you like more?" Alice asked.
The sudden question made Ye Shuang freeze for a moment. He hadn't expected Alice to compare herself to Bai Yuyou. But right now, Ye Shuang just wanted to be untied so he could wholeheartedly chat with Bobo, so he said directly,
"Our Miss Alice, of course."
"Beep beep." The little rabbit alarm clock on the table suddenly sounded.
"Liar!" Alice said immediately. "The lie detector went off!"
"That thing is a lie detector?!"
"Who puts a thing like that on a table?!"
Hearing Ye Shuang say that, Alice crossed her arms triumphantly, then stretched out her foot, clad in white pantyhose, and stepped on the rabbit alarm clock—
The sound stopped abruptly.
"Hmph, tricked you. It's just a regular alarm clock. You really did admit you were lying!"
Ye Shuang: "..."
This little rascal actually played him.
"I'm hungry, Bobo." Having messed around for a while, Alice felt a bit hungry. She lay comfortably in Ye Shuang's arms and asked Bobo to get some food.
There was a kitchen in the RV, and Bobo quickly brought over a dessert.
Alice broke off a piece of cake with her fork, then turned and waved it in front of Ye Shuang, revealing her snow-white teeth. "Want some?"
"I just ate breakfast."
"Then it seems you're not hungry enough. I'll just keep you tied up like this for seven days and seven nights before asking you again," Alice said, popping the cake into her mouth with the fork.
"Please don't do that," Ye Shuang said helplessly.
He clearly just wanted to chat with Bobo for a bit; who knew it would upset this little girl.
At this time, Bobo also spoke up. "Miss Alice, if Mr. Ye Shuang is tied up any longer, he might suffer from tissue necrosis due to poor blood circulation. Let's untie him for now."
Actually, Bobo was just trying to smooth things over. After all, he hadn't tied the knots tightly to begin with. Not to mention that Ye Shuang could easily free himself with a bit of struggling, let alone suffer from tissue necrosis.
"Let it necrose then." Although Alice said that, she gave a soft snort. "Untie him. It's not that I feel sorry for you, I'm just afraid you'll die too early and blame it on me."
"Yes, yes, yes." Ye Shuang understood this tsundere girl's personality. After being untied by Bobo, he gently patted her head. "Thanks."
"Don't touch me! I won't grow tall!" Alice fiercely bared her canine teeth, though it only made her look cuter.
After Ye Shuang sat properly in the vehicle, considering that he couldn't just directly talk to Bobo without making Alice unhappy, he tried to change the subject to talk about Bobo indirectly.
"Why is Alice in this RV? Is Bobo the driver?"
"Miss Alice often finds it hard to get used to hotels in many places because she doesn't like places where others have stayed. So, sometimes she prepares an RV like this," Bobo explained.
Other than Bobo himself and Alice, Ye Shuang was the third person allowed in here. For Alice, who was a germaphobe, being willing to sit on Ye Shuang's lap and even reach out to touch his ears meant that, in a way, he had gained Miss Alice's approval.
"You really are a picky little girl," Ye Shuang said.
"What's wrong with buying an RV with the money I earned?" Alice didn't care at all. Compared to Bai Yuyou and Chen Qin, her demeanor made her look much more like a wealthy little princess.
However, Alice wasn't wrong. As a streamer with a huge fanbase, an actress, and a model, her monetization of web traffic alone brought in a massive amount of money. In comparison, spending her own hard-earned cash on an RV seemed completely reasonable.
Moreover, this RV might not even be more expensive than the Maybach that Ye Shuang's company had assigned to him.
"Hmm..." Ye Shuang thought for a moment, trying to steer the conversation back to Bobo.
"Umm..." Alice seemed to realize something, and her eyes looked over at him.
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
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he colors of other people’s emotions. Light red meant anxiety. Gray meant exhaustion. Orange meant excitement. Yellow... meant repression. At the same time, he could gain unlimited control over one of those colors. Pale cyan: relaxation. Using this ability, he started offering “two-yuan hugs,” spending an afternoon exchanging emotional-color experiences with others. Then came his final female customer of the day— a girl whose emotional color was pure black... —— A week later, Xu Chuan had become skilled at using pale cyan—Relaxation—treating it like a bottle of menthol balm whenever he needed it. That was when he discovered he had unlocked another unlimited emotional color: Purple, the color of fear. So these emotional colors refresh every week? Fine, I take it back—I’ll never call you useless again... —— Much later, after Xu Chuan had accumulated countless emotional abilities, one night, he suddenly found himself inside someone else’s dream. There, he could use the emotional colors he possessed to paint. And in her dream, he painted her a shower of pink shooting stars, spreading across the depths of the night sky...
his freshman year, Su Bai accidentally bound the "Indulgence Tycoon System." 【Sleeping in? Reward: +$1,000】 【Spent $288 at a street barbecue stall? Cashback: +$2,880】 【Dropped $14,396 on in-game skins? Special reward unlocked: A brand-new Porsche Panamera!】 Luxury cars, penthouses, corporate shares, financial empires… College life was all about living freely and doing whatever he pleased! … When the adorably naive academic genius faced family medical bills and financial struggles, Su Bai waved his hand dismissively: "Your future is on me." "Wuwu~ Big Brother is so good to me! I’ll become a scientist to repay you!" When the genius girl got bullied by a shady professor? Su Bai casually dropped a billion-dollar investment, forcing the university to grovel and beg for her return. A company’s funding chain collapsing? Su Bai smirked—cash was the one thing he’d never run out of. Years later, when people traced the rise of the AI prodigy beauty, who was the man behind her success? Not just that—Su Bai also became the tsundere campus belle’s unattainable dream, the contrast senior’s daily necessity, and the beautiful counselor’s emotional anchor…
