Ye Shuang was actually tied to the chair by Bobo in the end. However, perhaps because it was just for fun, Ye Shuang noticed that Bobo didn't tie him up very tightly; it was just a symbolic gesture.
Ye Shuang shifted a bit and simply couldn't be bothered to resist.
At this moment, Alice sat opposite Ye Shuang, proudly lifting her small chin. "Hmph, that's what you get for only chatting with Bobo and completely ignoring my charm."
"I was just giving a daily greeting." Naturally, Ye Shuang refused to admit that he had come specifically for Bobo. Looking at the little blonde girl in front of him, he immediately defended himself.
"Talking back!" Alice stretched out her little leather shoe and kicked Ye Shuang's calf.
Ye Shuang's mouth twitched.
Noticing Ye Shuang's bound and helpless expression, a look of excitement suddenly flashed across Alice's face for some reason. "Hehehe."
Saying this, Alice got down from her seat, walked over to Ye Shuang's side, and plopped right down on his lap.
"I've decided. Your punishment today is to be my chair for the whole day!"
"Uh..." Seeing Alice sitting on his lap like this, Ye Shuang stayed quiet for a few seconds before suddenly asking,
"So, can I still chat with Bobo like this?"
Hearing this, Alice: "..."
"No!" Alice didn't seem to expect Ye Shuang to say that. She turned around to face him and grabbed his ears with both hands. "No, no, no! Until you discover my charm, you just keep your mouth shut!"
Alice's fierce look really didn't carry any intimidation; instead, she looked as cute as a little cat with its fur standing on end. But right now, Ye Shuang's mind was entirely on Bobo. Even with Alice pulling his ears like this, he subconsciously glanced over at Bobo.
At this, Bobo silently took a step back and couldn't help but say, "Oh, Mr. Ye Shuang, I think my orientation is quite normal."
"I didn't mean it like that." Ye Shuang coughed lightly, then looked at the little Alice in front of him who was baring her canine teeth. "Our Alice is the cutest, of course."
"Don't think I'll let you off just because you're perfunctorily flattering me, hmph." Alice snorted, but it was obvious from the slight curl of her lips that her mood had improved significantly.
"Can you untie me first?"
"No, don't even think about leaving today." Alice turned around and leaned back into Ye Shuang's embrace, even deliberately pressing backward in an attempt to make him uncomfortable.
Of course, this was completely useless. With Alice's light weight, pressing into Ye Shuang's chest felt like a marshmallow, utterly lacking any offensive power.
"Let me ask you a question. If you answer honestly, I'll let you go," Alice said.
"Hmm? Let's hear it."
"Bai Yuyou or Alice, who do you like more?" Alice asked.
The sudden question made Ye Shuang freeze for a moment. He hadn't expected Alice to compare herself to Bai Yuyou. But right now, Ye Shuang just wanted to be untied so he could wholeheartedly chat with Bobo, so he said directly,
"Our Miss Alice, of course."
"Beep beep." The little rabbit alarm clock on the table suddenly sounded.
"Liar!" Alice said immediately. "The lie detector went off!"
"That thing is a lie detector?!"
"Who puts a thing like that on a table?!"
Hearing Ye Shuang say that, Alice crossed her arms triumphantly, then stretched out her foot, clad in white pantyhose, and stepped on the rabbit alarm clock—
The sound stopped abruptly.
"Hmph, tricked you. It's just a regular alarm clock. You really did admit you were lying!"
Ye Shuang: "..."
This little rascal actually played him.
"I'm hungry, Bobo." Having messed around for a while, Alice felt a bit hungry. She lay comfortably in Ye Shuang's arms and asked Bobo to get some food.
There was a kitchen in the RV, and Bobo quickly brought over a dessert.
Alice broke off a piece of cake with her fork, then turned and waved it in front of Ye Shuang, revealing her snow-white teeth. "Want some?"
"I just ate breakfast."
"Then it seems you're not hungry enough. I'll just keep you tied up like this for seven days and seven nights before asking you again," Alice said, popping the cake into her mouth with the fork.
"Please don't do that," Ye Shuang said helplessly.
He clearly just wanted to chat with Bobo for a bit; who knew it would upset this little girl.
At this time, Bobo also spoke up. "Miss Alice, if Mr. Ye Shuang is tied up any longer, he might suffer from tissue necrosis due to poor blood circulation. Let's untie him for now."
Actually, Bobo was just trying to smooth things over. After all, he hadn't tied the knots tightly to begin with. Not to mention that Ye Shuang could easily free himself with a bit of struggling, let alone suffer from tissue necrosis.
"Let it necrose then." Although Alice said that, she gave a soft snort. "Untie him. It's not that I feel sorry for you, I'm just afraid you'll die too early and blame it on me."
"Yes, yes, yes." Ye Shuang understood this tsundere girl's personality. After being untied by Bobo, he gently patted her head. "Thanks."
"Don't touch me! I won't grow tall!" Alice fiercely bared her canine teeth, though it only made her look cuter.
After Ye Shuang sat properly in the vehicle, considering that he couldn't just directly talk to Bobo without making Alice unhappy, he tried to change the subject to talk about Bobo indirectly.
"Why is Alice in this RV? Is Bobo the driver?"
"Miss Alice often finds it hard to get used to hotels in many places because she doesn't like places where others have stayed. So, sometimes she prepares an RV like this," Bobo explained.
Other than Bobo himself and Alice, Ye Shuang was the third person allowed in here. For Alice, who was a germaphobe, being willing to sit on Ye Shuang's lap and even reach out to touch his ears meant that, in a way, he had gained Miss Alice's approval.
"You really are a picky little girl," Ye Shuang said.
"What's wrong with buying an RV with the money I earned?" Alice didn't care at all. Compared to Bai Yuyou and Chen Qin, her demeanor made her look much more like a wealthy little princess.
However, Alice wasn't wrong. As a streamer with a huge fanbase, an actress, and a model, her monetization of web traffic alone brought in a massive amount of money. In comparison, spending her own hard-earned cash on an RV seemed completely reasonable.
Moreover, this RV might not even be more expensive than the Maybach that Ye Shuang's company had assigned to him.
"Hmm..." Ye Shuang thought for a moment, trying to steer the conversation back to Bobo.
"Umm..." Alice seemed to realize something, and her eyes looked over at him.
ts me of treason?" "Correct. The host must return to the capital and gradually build up influence." "Wait—I have half a million soldiers, and you want me to go back to the capital to 'build influence'?" "Host, you are currently the Northern Garrison General, loyal to the Great Xia Dynasty." "Of course I am loyal to Great Xia! Absolutely loyal!" "But you keep referring to yourself as 'We'..." "Never mind the details! Summon all the regional commanders and military officers! We suspect treacherous officials are manipulating the court! They shall march with Us to the capital and purge the corrupt!" "......"
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ap a wealthy young lady? Or else I'll be eliminated by the system? Ye Feng, who awakened the Kidnapper System, originally wanted to live a peaceful life but never imagined he would become a kidnapper of young women. However, after some time, he discovered that all the girls the system ordered him to kidnap were far from ordinary. "Big brother Ye Feng~ You've kidnapped my heart, and now you're not allowed to leave me ever again~" "Ye Feng~ You kidnapped me back then, now it's my turn to capture you♡" "Little Feng, you're mine! You can only be mine!" "Ye Feng, none of them deserve you. Only I love you the most♡" ... This is madness, they've all gone mad! Wait, what? Why are all the girls I kidnapped yanderes?!
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
