Today was New Year's Eve.
Ye Shuang and the others got up early and busied themselves with putting up the spring couplets. Generally speaking, couplets are put up on the twenty-ninth day of the lunar month, just before New Year's Eve, because New Year's Eve itself is reserved for preparing the family reunion dinner, leaving little time for couplets.
But for Ye Shuang, since they were going directly to the Chen family's house for the reunion dinner later that evening, it didn't really matter if they put up the couplets on New Year's Eve.
"Ah Ye, the size isn't right," Chen Qin said, standing at the door. She noticed that the couplets in her hands were a bit off, slightly too big.
"Hmm?" Ye Shuang took a look and saw that they were indeed a little too large, folding over at the corner of the wall.
Bai Yuyou and Tang Keke were also looking at the spot. After all, the dimensions for the couplets had been measured beforehand, so there shouldn't have been any issues.
"Keke, Yuyou, I remember you two were the ones who measured this space, right?" Ye Shuang asked after a moment of thought.
Bai Yuyou and Tang Keke exchanged a glance.
"Keke measured it," Bai Yuyou answered immediately.
"You sold me out so fast?!" Tang Keke instantly felt guilty. She had used an electronic tape measure and hadn't carefully double-checked it, having been a bit lazy at the time.
My eyes are as good as a ruler!
That was roughly what had happened.
"..." Ye Shuang didn't mean to blame the two girls. He just pondered how to handle it. If they went down to the supermarket to buy new ones now, they still had plenty of time, but they might not find the right size.
Chen Qin peeled off the couplet in her hand. "Ah Ye, should we go buy a new pair?"
Ye Shuang seemed to think of something. He walked over to the storage cabinet in the living room and took out a roll of paper.
"Eh?" Seeing this, Chen Qin thought Ye Shuang had prepared backups. "Couplets in another size?"
"No, this is Ten Thousand Year Red," Ye Shuang said. "Red on the outside, white on the inside. It's the common rice paper material used for writing couplets."
Ye Shuang then walked to the door, measured the space slightly with a ruler, and cut the rice paper into two new pieces.
"Brother, are you going to write the couplets yourself?" Tang Keke stood to the side. Even Bai Yuyou watched curiously, her face almost pressed against the paper.
But the next second, Ye Shuang tapped her nose with his finger. Bai Yuyou covered her nose and blinked her beautiful eyes adorably.
"I'm not exactly great at writing these either. It's just that last time I was scrolling through short videos and saw other people writing their own couplets, my hands got itchy and I bought a brush and rice paper set for nine-ninety," Ye Shuang smiled. He often bought strange little gadgets.
"Isn't it quite meaningful to write them ourselves?"
"Oh, oh?"
Ye Shuang picked up the ink-dipped brush, thought for a moment, and wrote [People prosper, family prospers, everything prospers] on one piece. His brush calligraphy was actually quite decent, definitely falling into the not bad category.
"You guys do the rest," Ye Shuang said. He didn't plan on writing everything by himself.
"Oh? Let this lady have a go!" Chen Qin was eager to try. After looking at the couplet Ye Shuang had written, she picked up the brush and wrote [Wealth comes, fortune comes, good luck comes]. Compared to Ye Shuang, Chen Qin had excellent brush calligraphy, and her writing looked quite grand.
"Hmm... we still have the horizontal scroll and the Fu character for fortune. Do you two want to try?" Ye Shuang looked at Bai Yuyou and Tang Keke.
"Ah?" Tang Keke thought of her usual messy caterpillar handwriting and couldn't help but scratch her head. Bai Yuyou, on the other hand, chose to take the brush from Chen Qin's hand, and stood in front of the table to start writing.
Bai Yuyou had never practiced brush calligraphy, and even her grip on the pen was incorrect. However, neither Ye Shuang nor Chen Qin said a word; they merely watched with a smile.
The girl directly wrote the characters [Auspicious Star Shining High], and then drew a vivid, adorable chibi dolphin in the bottom right corner.
"Mhm." Bai Yuyou looked very satisfied. After all, she would be very happy to see a little dolphin on the couplet every day when she came home.
"Yuyou, you can't just draw things like that on the horizontal scroll, right?" Tang Keke watched. After all, household couplets weren't supposed to have weird patterns on them.
Hearing this, Bai Yuyou stiffened, then turned to look at Ye Shuang and Chen Qin.
"Is that so? But I actually think this little dolphin is quite cute," Ye Shuang smiled warmly. Chen Qin beside him also took a look, then picked up the brush and added a little kitten in the bottom left corner.
"Here, let's add the piggy-cat Yi Wan."
"Meow?" Yi Wan, standing on the table, stretched out a paw, seemingly wanting to touch the ink.
"Retract the paw."
In the end, because Tang Keke didn't want to write, Ye Shuang filled in a Fu character. Before long, they were pasted on the front door.
[Auspicious Star Shining High]
[People prosper, family prospers, everything prospers]
[Wealth comes, fortune comes, good luck comes]
Looking at the couplets with their different fonts, and even the cat and dolphin, Ye Shuang felt a trace of warmth. Couplets represent hopes for beautiful things; the actual content isn't that important. What has always been important is the yearning for and effort put into life.
"Brother, should we take a picture?" Tang Keke asked.
She had even brought her Polaroid camera. Seeing this, Ye Shuang became interested and called Bai Yuyou and Chen Qin over.
"Yi Wan, we need that guy Yi Wan too."
"He's too fat." Finally, Chen Qin walked out holding Yi Wan. Yi Wan had gotten much fatter; in Chen Qin's arms, he looked like an oversized plush toy.
"Alright, just stand here and don't move."
With a few clicks, Tang Keke took a picture of the three of them. The result was great: three people and one cat, as if preserving this beautiful moment on a small piece of paper.
The once fragile, pale-faced girl, and the palm-sized kitten, both seemed to have transformed at this moment.
"Keke, are you just going to be the photographer? Join us," Ye Shuang asked Keke as he looked at the gradually clearing Polaroid photo in his hand.
"I won't join, it's a family photo after all," Tang Keke giggled.
But the next second, she found her arm being pulled by Bai Yuyou. The girl said very seriously,
"Keke is family too."
Tang Keke froze upon hearing this, then slowly looked away. "Ah..."
"Keke is indeed a part of our family," Ye Shuang smiled. "No need to feel like an outsider."
"Alright." Tang Keke immediately felt shy, her face blushing red.
However, because Keke's phone didn't have a timer function, Ye Shuang chose to use his own phone this time. After finding a stand, he set the timer on his phone and placed it there.
Ye Shuang and Chen Qin stood on the left and right respectively, with Keke and Bai Yuyou in the middle.
"3... 2... 1, cheese."
"Meow!" Yi Wan, who had been held up by the arms by Chen Qin, struggled a bit, feeling uncomfortable due to the weight burden.
Seeing this, everyone's expressions became a bit chaotic, but the phone snapped the picture at exactly this moment.
The flustered appearance of Ye Shuang and the others was thus preserved forever.
"Click."
Afterward, this photo was also printed out and pinned to the refrigerator with a magnet.
Sometimes, imperfection is also a kind of perfection.

for mindless slaughter, this isn't for you.] My name is Ye Shu, and I'm a transmigrator. It seems I'm supposed to be the protagonist, but that feels pretty unlikely. This world has been invaded by a system. The antagonists on the other side have suddenly become pure, flawless saints. The female leads have been force-fed the so-called "original plot," making them think they've been reborn. Now, everyone thinks I'm scum. Including the old lady in my ring. And here I am, in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, braising pork. To put my situation in perspective— It's as if, the moment Xiao Yan stepped into the Monster Beast Mountain Range, the Soul Emperor already knew he would become the Flame Emperor, and Yao Lao had been turned to the enemy's side. I have nothing right now. Oh wait, that's not true. I do have a white-haired loli child-bride who's the Heavenly Dao, and her only skill is acting cute. So, tell me guys... what are my chances of making it to the end?

his freshman year, Su Bai accidentally bound the "Indulgence Tycoon System." 【Sleeping in? Reward: +$1,000】 【Spent $288 at a street barbecue stall? Cashback: +$2,880】 【Dropped $14,396 on in-game skins? Special reward unlocked: A brand-new Porsche Panamera!】 Luxury cars, penthouses, corporate shares, financial empires… College life was all about living freely and doing whatever he pleased! … When the adorably naive academic genius faced family medical bills and financial struggles, Su Bai waved his hand dismissively: "Your future is on me." "Wuwu~ Big Brother is so good to me! I’ll become a scientist to repay you!" When the genius girl got bullied by a shady professor? Su Bai casually dropped a billion-dollar investment, forcing the university to grovel and beg for her return. A company’s funding chain collapsing? Su Bai smirked—cash was the one thing he’d never run out of. Years later, when people traced the rise of the AI prodigy beauty, who was the man behind her success? Not just that—Su Bai also became the tsundere campus belle’s unattainable dream, the contrast senior’s daily necessity, and the beautiful counselor’s emotional anchor…

] This is a dark fantasy-themed dating simulation game. The main gameplay involves containing various monster girls and investigating the truth of a world shrouded in mist alongside your companions. However, due to his love for the dark and bizarre atmosphere, Luo Wei ended up turning a dating game into a detective mystery game. Women? Women only slow down his quickdraw! To Luo Wei, the female leads in the game are more like tools to perfectly clear levels and squeeze out rewards. For Luo Wei, flirting with every girl he meets and then discarding them is standard procedure. Worried about characters losing affection points? No need. With his maxed-out charm stat, Luo Wei is practically a "human incubus." A little psychological manipulation and those points come right back. It's a bit scummy, but the paper cutout heroines in the game won't actually come at him with real cleavers. However... Luo Wei has transmigrated. He's accidentally entered the second playthrough of this game. His past actions have caused all the girls to transform into terrifying yanderes. Due to the game's setting, most of the heroines he once contained are "troubled girls." Obsessive, twisted, mentally unstable, all aggressive yanderes... The type who will kill you if they can't have you... Luo Wei wants to cry but has no tears left. "I really just want to survive..." In short, this is a story of battling wits and engaging in a love-hate relationship with yanderes.

to panic—he has a system. As long as an investment target dies, he can claim a reward. And since he is immortal, the one thing he has plenty of is time. ... Countless years later. “Immortal Emperor of Longevity? I invested in him.” “Supreme Celestial Venerable? I invested in him.” “Undying Empress? I invested in her.” “...” “Heh. Once they’ve all died, even the Heavenly Dao will have to kneel and call me Dad.”