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Two An Shiyus.
Ye Shuang: "..."
Ye Shuang fell silent for a moment. Seeing Tang Keke's terrified little expression, he reached out and gently patted her shoulder. "Maybe... Keke, you saw it wrong."
"Saw it wrong?"
"Yeah, it's called double vision. When you're a bit tired, you might see one person as two. Don't worry," Ye Shuang said comfortingly.
Tang Keke was half-believing and half-doubting, but eventually let it go. However, she also asked, "The person who just went in looked a bit like An Shiyu. Should we go over and say hi?"
Hearing this, Ye Shuang thought for a few seconds and slightly shook his head. "No need. Let's just walk around on our own. If we happen to bump into her, we'll talk then."
"Oh, okay?"
The food street was huge. The wooden sign at the entrance even had a large menu for reference, featuring an overwhelming number of options. It almost felt like a buffet—after all, with a ticket, you could eat as much as you wanted without limits. It truly had the vibe of a food street version of a buffet.
"I'm actually getting a bit hungry. What do you guys want to eat?" Ye Shuang asked.
"This cheese-baked lobster looks pretty good, but there's a huge line." Tang Keke spotted something she was interested in, but noticed the long queue. "Wow, how long is that going to take?"
"For slightly more expensive ingredients like this, they're usually limited in quantity and take longer to prepare. Keeping customers waiting in line is a good way to control costs," Ye Shuang said with a smile.
"But even so, the wholesale price of frozen lobster actually isn't that high, so it's very difficult for most people to eat enough to get their money's worth at a buffet."
"They should be hung from the streetlights," Tang Keke muttered. Fortunately, the scenery here was decent, and the Japanese-style atmosphere was very immersive, which made it far better than an ordinary food street.
Walking all the way to the innermost part, aside from some short performances, Bai Yuyou already had seven or eight different foods in her hands. The young girl took small bites while her eyes locked onto the next lucky target.
"Ye Shuang, aren't you going to eat?" Bai Yuyou asked curiously, noticing that Ye Shuang had barely touched anything after a few bites.
"Hmm... I'll look around a bit more." Most of the food on this street was fast food, which happened to be a type Ye Shuang didn't really enjoy.
But at that moment, he saw a half-eaten pure meat sausage being offered to him.
Bai Yuyou said, "This is delicious."
Seeing the glistening bite marks on it, Ye Shuang smiled and shook his head. "You eat it."
"No, you'll feel sick if you're hungry."
Hearing the girl say this, Ye Shuang didn't refuse anymore. He took the meat sausage from Bai Yuyou's hand and started eating.
Seeing Ye Shuang finish it, Bai Yuyou looked very happy. The cowlick on her head swayed gently as she brought out a skewer of grilled squid. "This..."
"You probably like this too, right? You don't have to give it to me," Ye Shuang said.
The girl stared at the squid skewer in her hand, her obsidian-like eyes showing a hint of struggle. Then, she took a tiny bite. "Okay, I've had enough."
"Silly, it's a buffet anyway. If you like it, just grab a few more," Ye Shuang said, finding Bai Yuyou's gluttonous little display both funny and endearing. He reached out and rubbed her small head before taking the squid skewer.
Seeing Ye Shuang eat it, Bai Yuyou seemed to have awakened some new interest. She stood on her tiptoes and continued reaching out to feed Ye Shuang.
"Alright, I can't eat anymore."
"Just one more bite."
Standing to the side gnawing on a cheese corn dog, Tang Keke watched this scene. "I'm completely stuffed."
Afterwards, the three of them stood in one spot, eating and watching the staff's performance. Halfway through, Ye Shuang suddenly felt the call of nature and asked Bai Yuyou and Tang Keke, "I need to use the restroom. Are you guys going?"
Tang Keke didn't feel the need. "No thanks."
Hearing this, Bai Yuyou reached out and linked her arm with Ye Shuang's. "Ye Shuang, I'll go with you."
"Sure, but in places like this, there's always a line for the women's restroom."
Bai Yuyou said, "It's fine, I'll go with you to the men's restroom."
"You can't go in."
"Why not? We can share a stall." The girl tilted her head, even expressing that she could just stand to the side and watch Ye Shuang.
Ye Shuang: "..."
So that's what she meant by going with me? If he was stared at by a cute girl, he probably wouldn't be able to pee even if he stood there for half a day.
"Alright, Keke, please keep an eye on Yuyou."
"Osu."
Ye Shuang then followed the signs to find the restroom, only to discover that both the men's and women's restrooms had lines.
"..."
Is it really this exaggerated?
Left with no choice, Ye Shuang had to wait for a little while.
However, compared to the stationary line for the women's restroom, Ye Shuang got in quite quickly. He even noticed girls walking out of the men's restroom.
But Ye Shuang wasn't surprised by this; such situations were common in tourist areas.
Although there were many people, fortunately, it was very clean inside, and there was an elderly man mopping the floor to the side.
Ye Shuang stood in front of a urinal and was about to unzip when he suddenly noticed a figure standing right next to him.
He first cast a casual glance and was just about to open the floodgates when he suddenly trembled, then mechanically turned his head back again—
Beside him was a short-haired girl with a strand of hair braided and falling smoothly. She was wearing a purple yukata and looked quite adorable.
"Oh?" The girl greeted Ye Shuang, then glanced downwards. "Why is it stuck? Got a disease?"
"No, why are you here?!" Seeing Chao Yiyu's gaze, Ye Shuang hurriedly turned his back, saying in disbelief, "This is the men's restroom?! And why are you standing at the urinal?!"
"Actually, I have this thing too," Chao Yiyu said meaningfully, even touching her yukata. "Want to see?"
Ye Shuang: "..."
Just then, the door to a private stall behind them suddenly opened. A man walked out and froze upon seeing Chao Yiyu.
"Want to see?" The girl took the opportunity to walk into the stall, not forgetting to wave at Ye Shuang.
"No way!"
"Eh, alright then. I was hoping to compare with you." After Chao Yiyu said that, she closed the door.
Ye Shuang: "..."
He stared straight ahead, but found that the floodgates wouldn't open.
Especially knowing there was a fish using the restroom right behind him.
He fell silent, and finally walked silently towards the sinks—it would be better to come back a bit later.
So weird.
After washing his hands, Ye Shuang quickly walked out of the restroom, only to find the exact same purple figure.
"Oh?"
The girl standing outside the restroom also let out a surprised sound. "Oh? So you're here too, mister?"
"She's inside." Ye Shuang wasn't surprised to see An Shiyu, and he stated expressionlessly.
"Well, she is a guy after all. What's so strange about her being in there?" An Shiyu said.
Ye Shuang froze for a moment.
"She just got back from Thailand, after all."
"Do you think I'd believe that?"
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
] This is a dark fantasy-themed dating simulation game. The main gameplay involves containing various monster girls and investigating the truth of a world shrouded in mist alongside your companions. However, due to his love for the dark and bizarre atmosphere, Luo Wei ended up turning a dating game into a detective mystery game. Women? Women only slow down his quickdraw! To Luo Wei, the female leads in the game are more like tools to perfectly clear levels and squeeze out rewards. For Luo Wei, flirting with every girl he meets and then discarding them is standard procedure. Worried about characters losing affection points? No need. With his maxed-out charm stat, Luo Wei is practically a "human incubus." A little psychological manipulation and those points come right back. It's a bit scummy, but the paper cutout heroines in the game won't actually come at him with real cleavers. However... Luo Wei has transmigrated. He's accidentally entered the second playthrough of this game. His past actions have caused all the girls to transform into terrifying yanderes. Due to the game's setting, most of the heroines he once contained are "troubled girls." Obsessive, twisted, mentally unstable, all aggressive yanderes... The type who will kill you if they can't have you... Luo Wei wants to cry but has no tears left. "I really just want to survive..." In short, this is a story of battling wits and engaging in a love-hate relationship with yanderes.
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
