The sky gradually darkened as Tang Keke and Bai Yuyou headed home together—they had spent the entire afternoon wandering around, even stopping for ice cream at one point. Perhaps because Tang Keke was the restless type, she had enthusiastically taken Bai Yuyou to many places.
Though Bai Yuyou barely spoke along the way, she was in a good mood. Tang Keke had given her a completely new experience—the way girls entertained themselves was something she had never known before.
"Do you live here?" Tang Keke pointed at the apartment building in front of them.
"Mm." Bai Yuyou nodded softly.
"This neighborhood seems a bit old. I’ve heard some adults say this whole area might be demolished soon," Tang Keke muttered before suddenly realizing, "Wait, does that mean you’re going to be a demolition beneficiary?!"
Bai Yuyou tilted her head, seemingly confused.
"Never mind, I’ll explain it to you later. Which floor is your apartment on?" After spending the day with Bai Yuyou, Tang Keke had noticed that the girl seemed unfamiliar with many things, even struggling to express her own emotions.
Soon, Bai Yuyou led Tang Keke to her doorstep. The door was slightly ajar, not even requiring a key to open.
"Excuse the intrusion!" Tang Keke stepped inside and immediately spotted a figure busy in the kitchen. The person turned around with a warm smile.
"Welcome! Go wash your hands and sit down to eat. The food is pretty much ready."
"Wow." Tang Keke couldn’t help but gasp at the sight of six dishes laid out on the table. "Brother, you can cook too?"
"I know a little." Ye Shuang placed a bowl of soup on the table and served portions for both girls.
Once seated, Tang Keke took a bite of the stir-fried clams and her eyes lit up. "This is delicious! There’s no fishy taste at all!"
"Fresh clams won’t have any fishiness. I blanched them first and then stir-fried them after removing half the shells," Ye Shuang explained with a smile. "Eat as much as you like."
"Hehe, then I won’t hold back."
In no time, Tang Keke devoured three bowls of rice, while Bai Yuyou finished four, leaving Ye Shuang slightly stunned. Do young girls these days really eat this much?
"Heh, I have a pretty big appetite…" Tang Keke blushed, a little embarrassed. Her mother often joked that all the nutrients from the rice went straight to her chest.
Still, Tang Keke noticed Bai Yuyou’s impressive eating habits too.
With Tang Keke joining them, dinner felt livelier than usual. Watching the two eat heartily, Ye Shuang couldn’t help but smile faintly.
"Every dish is amazing." Neither of Tang Keke’s parents could cook—her mother’s specialty was a one-pot stew, where all ingredients were simply boiled together.
Seeing how skilled Ye Shuang was in the kitchen, she couldn’t help but feel envious of Bai Yuyou.
What Tang Keke didn’t know was that just a week ago, the girl had been living on instant noodles for every meal.
After dinner, Ye Shuang started clearing the table, but Tang Keke immediately jumped up to intervene. "I-I’ll wash the dishes! Let me do it!"
"No need. You’re a guest."
"Brother, you’ve already worked so hard cooking. I’d feel bad otherwise!" Tang Keke patted her chest emphatically, causing an exaggerated bounce.
In the end, Ye Shuang couldn’t refuse Tang Keke’s insistence and handed the task over to her. Bai Yuyou also went to help.
Listening to their laughter from the kitchen, Ye Shuang felt reassured. At the very least, from what he could tell so far, Tang Keke seemed like a good friend. He hoped their friendship would last—preferably for a lifetime.
But a pure, lifelong friendship was easier said than done. Having gone through different stages of life, he knew how rare it was to maintain a bond untainted by other complications.
Once the dishes were done, the three sat down to chat a little longer. Ye Shuang learned that Tang Keke’s parents were often too busy, leaving her to handle dinner alone most nights.
"How about joining us for dinner from now on?" Ye Shuang suggested.
"Huh?" Tang Keke hadn’t expected such hospitality and waved her hands hastily. "No way, that’d be too much trouble."
Realizing he might have overstepped, Ye Shuang simply smiled and dropped the subject.
Soon, it was time for Tang Keke to head home. They agreed to meet up for school the next morning, and Bai Yuyou gave a silent nod in response.
"Let me drive you back." Ye Shuang picked up his car keys.
"No need, Brother, I’ll be fine!" Tang Keke insisted.
"It’s dark outside. Not safe for a girl alone," Ye Shuang said.
Truthfully, Tang Keke was quite timid. After his remark, she glanced at the night sky and reluctantly agreed.
"Take a shower first. I’ll be back soon," Ye Shuang reminded Bai Yuyou, who had clearly been about to follow but was gently held back.
Once in the car, Tang Keke looked around excitedly, as if it were her first time in a sports car. "Wow, what brand is this? Must be crazy expensive, right?"
"Not exactly crazy expensive." Ye Shuang glanced at the girl, who had already fastened her seatbelt.
Perhaps due to the way the center strap pressed between them, the curves on either side appeared even more pronounced. Rubbing his temples, Ye Shuang focused his gaze on the road ahead.
"Keke, after spending the day with Bai Yuyou, what do you think of her?"
"Eh?" Caught off guard by the question, Tang Keke thought for a moment. "At first, she seemed cold and hard to approach… but now, she feels kinda silly and cute. Yeah, adorably clueless!"
Ye Shuang chuckled. "That girl lacks common sense due to some… unusual circumstances. I hope you’ll be patient with her as a friend."
"Brother, you’re exaggerating! I think she’s great—she always listens to me, and once you get used to her, she’s really easy to be around." Tang Keke lowered her head, fiddling with her fingers.
"I’m the nervous type, always overreacting and rambling. If anything, I should be thanking Bai Yuyou for being willing to be friends with me."
Ye Shuang didn’t press further. Soon, they arrived at her place.
"Bye, Brother!"
"Take care."
"Will do!"
Watching her disappear into the apartment complex, Ye Shuang slowly rolled up the window.
"Quite the complementary personalities. Bai Yuyou isn’t timid at all," he murmured to himself. Just then, his phone rang.
At first, he thought it might be Bai Yuyou calling, but the screen showed an incoming video call from Chen Qin.
"A video call? Why?" Though they had known each other since childhood, Ye Shuang and Chen Qin had never video-called before. Staring at the notification, he hesitated.

+【Epic Battles!】 "Your Highness, they say Linxi Temple is miraculous. Won’t you make a wish?" "A wish? It should be making wishes to me." "That may be so, but since you’re already here..." "..." "Fine. Then grant this princess a consort to play with." "He must be obedient, devoted, and utterly infatuated with my body—so much so that he’d kneel and kiss my feet." "Your Highness, that’s not a consort. That’s a dog." "Then add clever, witty, heroic, ambitious yet pragmatic..." "Hmm, that’s enough for now. I’ll add more later." After tossing out these words half in jest, Princess Anle departed the temple—only to catch a fleeting glimpse of the Bodhisattva statue smiling at her. Meanwhile, Yang An, fresh out of university, was having a very bad day. Good news: He’d transmigrated into another world with a cheat granting tenfold combat power. Bad news: He’d immediately fallen into the clutches of a certain villainess. Good news: Said villainess possessed peerless beauty and royal status. Bad news: She was absolutely monstrous!!! In the frozen wilderness, Yang An knelt beneath Qin Guo’er’s feet, drenched in sweat despite the cold. Desperately clutching her porcelain-perfect foot—the very one poised to crush his throat—he could only think: How do I survive this?! Need answers NOW!

. As long as he maintains the villain image and follows the plot to the grand finale, he can obtain generous rewards and return to the real world. So Gu Chen'an entered the role and began to act as a scumbag villain, but who would have expected that the female leads could hear his inner thoughts. Miss Su from the Su family was shocked: "I originally thought Gu Chen'an was a scumbag, but I didn't expect he turned out to be a gentleman! What? You said I have to call off the engagement? I definitely won't, I'll piss you off!" Bai Yuan Tian was dumbfounded: "Young Master Gu is usually unreasonable and a complete brat, but he actually calls me little sweetie in his heart? What, Young Master Gu even said he likes me?" As the female leads' images collapsed more and more, the plot also collapsed with it. Gu Chen'an looked at all this chaos. "Ladies, don't aggro me, if you keep this up the male lead really will stab me, I still need to survive to the grand finale!"

d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)