"Coming—" Hearing the doorbell, Tang Keke, without waiting for Ye Shuang to say anything, dutifully trotted over to open the door.
Outside stood a portly man and a pregnant woman—naturally, Chen Hai and... Zhou Min.
"Keke, you're here too," Chen Hai said cheerfully.
"Oh, hello, Uncle Chen," Tang Keke had just finished speaking when Chen Hai shook his head, "You call Ye Shuang 'brother,' but call me 'uncle'? That messes up the seniority."
"Though being a generation older than Ye Shuang seems fine too, I could be his old man."
At that moment, Ye Shuang, wiping his hands, walked out with Chen Qin. Having just heard Chen Hai's words, he was succinct,
"You wish."
Then, Ye Shuang's gaze fell on Zhou Min—her belly was quite large now, and she had filled out considerably, clearly having been well-nourished in the Chen household. At the very least, Aunt Chen would certainly not mistreat someone carrying the Chen family bloodline.
But what caught his attention wasn't that; it was Zhou Min's arm linked through Chen Hai's, the intimate way they looked together like a couple.
Ye Shuang: "..."
He glanced at Chen Qin beside him. Her lips were pressed together slightly, and she was frowning a little. The two shared a knowing look, clearly thinking the same thing.
"Due soon?" Ye Shuang pondered for a few seconds before asking Chen Hai.
Chen Hai nodded, "Yeah, almost. Recent check-ups have been fine, should be a healthy baby."
As soon as Chen Hai finished, Zhou Min stroked her belly with a blissful expression, "Ah Hai, the baby's kicking me."
"Naughty, making your mom uncomfortable," Chen Hai reached out and gently touched Zhou Min's belly, as if scolding.
This scene should have been perfectly normal, yet Ye Shuang and Chen Qin felt something off about it.
Because Zhou Min was the other woman, and Chen Hai's wife had even run off upset because of the drama. If she saw this, she'd probably be furious.
Chen Qin seemed about to say something but was gently pulled back by Ye Shuang.
"Alright, let's sit down and eat first," Ye Shuang smiled. "Looks like we need to buy more ingredients. Probably not enough for so many people."
At that moment, Keke suddenly raised her hand, "Brother, my house has lots of food! I'll bring it over!"
Whether by coincidence or not, this new home was in the same building as Keke's. Simply put, for Keke to come over and play, she just needed to take the elevator—much more convenient than before.
"Your family's food? That's not good... your parents might mind."
"No, they won't! My parents went out of town on business. It'd be a waste to leave it at home," Tang Keke shook her head. "And if we go buy groceries now, even at the nearest mall, it'll waste a lot of time. I just need to take the elevator home."
"Alright then. I'll buy some for you to take back later."
"Hehe, no need~" Tang Keke changed into her slippers and went straight downstairs. As she said, she was back in just a few minutes.
"I'm baaack!" she announced, as if returning from her parents' home, bringing all her family's ingredients over.
Ye Shuang looked at the large bag in Keke's hands and blinked, "This much?"
"Worried it wouldn't be enough," Tang Keke said. "And with Yuyou here, nothing will go to waste."
Hearing this, Ye Shuang glanced toward the living room where Bai Yuyou was sitting with Aunt Xian. Noticing his gaze, she tilted her head.
"True, should be able to finish it all."
Ye Shuang took the bag to the kitchen and found a chicken inside.
"The chicken's from the countryside, my grandma's free-range chicken," Keke explained.
"Nice," Ye Shuang said. Would be good for poached chicken—but considering it's probably been stored for a while, better to stir-fry with scallions or braise in soy sauce.
Then Ye Shuang noticed a dried pomfret.
"This was caught by my uncle and sun-dried by him personally," Keke continued.
"Great." Ye Shuang also spotted a piece of pork belly. Could steam it with the dried pomfret, add some ginger shreds and soy sauce later, should taste good.
Then there were things like cured sausages.
"Let's make claypot rice with the cured sausages," Ye Shuang rubbed his chin, then looked through the ingredients again, finding some things he didn't recognize.
"Oh, that's pork liver sausage from Macau."
"Pork liver sausage indeed," Chen Qin chimed in beside him. "Stir-fried with snow peas would be good, but we don't seem to have any at home."
"Ah."
Ye Shuang, like he was treasure hunting, pulled out a black pepper pure meat sausage, though this thing probably belonged in a hot dog roller.
"So much. And here's some chicken wings."
Ye Shuang rolled up his sleeves. "Enough talk, time to work."
He worked quickly, operating two woks at once while not forgetting to tell Yuyou and the others to start eating first. After all, the dishes on the table wouldn't taste good cold.
"Ah Ye, we'll wait for you."
"No, food tastes best hot," Ye Shuang shooed Chen Qin out. "The best comfort for me is you all eating heartily."
For Ye Shuang, busy cooking, the guests not wasting food was his greatest satisfaction.
Right then, An Shiyu came downstairs too.
But the atmosphere at the dining table was strange. Chen Qin's eyes kept drifting toward Chen Hai and Zhou Min, as if wanting to express something.
Bai Yuyou and Aunt Xian sat together but also didn't say much. It was clear Aunt Xian was trying to make conversation, but it was just asking about things like grades and friends.
Not having been part of the other's life, it was pure awkward small talk.
Meanwhile, Aunt Li was happily applying her lipstick, true to her word, probably dieting and not eating much.
Tang Keke looked left and right, then couldn't help but look admiringly at the short-haired girl beside her.
An Shiyu was engrossed in eating without a care—
Om nom nom, atmosphere? What's that got to do with me, I'm eating, don't bother me I'm eating, I'm starving, eating eating eating, 360-degree spiral eating.
"Ding."
The doorbell rang again. Ye Shuang, busy stir-frying the chicken, paused. By the time he turned around, Tang Keke was already up to open the door.
"Oh?! Taozi." Opening the door, Tang Keke found Taozi outside.
"Keke, sorry to intrude," Taozi said shyly, holding a cake and some fruit, as she had almost no experience being a guest.
"Taozi, you're here!" Keke, likely guessing Bai Yuyou had invited her, pulled her inside.
"So many people..." Taozi was taken aback seeing so many people present.
"Taozi, have a seat, perfect timing for dinner," Ye Shuang also smiled and started to say, but before he could finish, he heard a surprised voice from Fugui's direction, "Oh? My sweetheart, what are you doing here?"
Hearing the familiar voice, Taozi's body stiffened, only then noticing the figure slightly obscured by the screen.
Mother...?
Huh?!

for mindless slaughter, this isn't for you.] My name is Ye Shu, and I'm a transmigrator. It seems I'm supposed to be the protagonist, but that feels pretty unlikely. This world has been invaded by a system. The antagonists on the other side have suddenly become pure, flawless saints. The female leads have been force-fed the so-called "original plot," making them think they've been reborn. Now, everyone thinks I'm scum. Including the old lady in my ring. And here I am, in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, braising pork. To put my situation in perspective— It's as if, the moment Xiao Yan stepped into the Monster Beast Mountain Range, the Soul Emperor already knew he would become the Flame Emperor, and Yao Lao had been turned to the enemy's side. I have nothing right now. Oh wait, that's not true. I do have a white-haired loli child-bride who's the Heavenly Dao, and her only skill is acting cute. So, tell me guys... what are my chances of making it to the end?

young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."

rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!

or! A blessing for those who struggle with love, a guidebook for dating novices. Quickly match with your dream goddess! Complete walkthroughs earn rewards, and perfect walkthroughs unlock limited achievements!】 Shen Yi, an ordinary office worker, accidentally downloads a mini-game called Dating Simulator. The mini-game is simple: randomly search for dating targets, simulate dates, and receive rewards upon successful confession. Rewards include but are not limited to money, attributes, and skills. The higher the evaluation, the better the rewards, with perfect ratings unlocking mysterious achievements. Shen Yi plans to use this mysterious mini-game to continuously pursue targets and improve himself, making his life better and better. ...... However, after several successful walkthroughs, Shen Yi suddenly notices something strange - the targets he previously simulated dating seem to be searching for him in real life?