"……"
"……"
"Uh……"
"Where's my ice cream……"
In a dim corner of the abandoned warehouse, a girl as delicate as a doll slowly opened her eyes. The air was thick with the mingling scents of engine oil and damp mildew, relentlessly assaulting her senses.
Alice gradually regained her bearings, realizing her current predicament.
Kidnapped?
"Mmm." Alice tried to move her hands, only to find them tightly bound behind her back, numb from being restrained for so long.
"Old Gao, she's awake."
"Tch, such a small dose and she was out for so long. This one's weak as hell."
The sound of shuffling footsteps approached. Alice squinted hard, making out two masked men in the moonlight streaming through the broken windows.
One fat, one thin.
"You two—after money or something else?" Alice puffed up her cheeks, clearly furious. "Do you even know who I am?!"
"Of course we do. Zhou Feng's daughter, the celebrity with millions of fans in the harbor district. We’ve been stalking you for days—we know everything about you," the fat one chuckled, pinching Alice’s cheek.
"Damn, foreign chicks are so pretty when they're young. Heard they turn into fat hags by middle age, though."
"Who are you calling a fat hag?!" Alice snapped, trying to bite his hand.
"Shit, this chick’s got fire."
The fat man hadn’t expected her to still be so feisty after being kidnapped. Without hesitation, he slapped her across the face.
SMACK!
Alice’s cheek stung from the blow, but she glared daggers at the fat man, fuming. Inside, though, she was thinking:
Just wait till Bobo gets here. You’re dead.
Still, Alice couldn’t help feeling uneasy. She hadn’t expected these two to be bold enough to snatch her right under everyone’s noses. Pulling this off would’ve required a meticulous plan.
That said, Alice wasn’t exactly new to kidnappings. By now, she’d been abducted at least three times in her life.
"How much do you want?" Alice asked.
"Now that’s more like it. A proper attitude for negotiation," the thin one chimed in. "You’re loaded, right? Five million."
"You kidnapped me for just five million?!" Alice’s temper flared again, thinking about how she’d been slapped over such a paltry sum. She writhed angrily, but with her limbs bound, she only managed to wiggle like a caterpillar.
Rawr!
"Uh… did we lowball her? Did we ask for too little?" the fat man wondered.
"Five million’s not enough?!" the thin one shot back. It was more than they could earn in a lifetime of honest work.
"True. That’s enough to buy seven or eight houses back in our hometown."
"Did you call Fox yet? He still not here?"
"No answer. Maybe we should just split up and leave separately."
"……" Silence.
The thin man glanced at the bound, golden-haired loli on the floor, then at his phone, clearly torn—but soon, he gritted his teeth. "Let’s go. We can’t waste time here. We need to find a safe spot."
"What if Fox thinks we ditched him?"
"Screw him!"
"But… your wife’s at his place."
"My wife? What’s she doing there?"
"You forgot? She cheated on you with Fox a while back."
"What?! Since when?!"
"Huh? You didn’t know? I thought you were just being chill about it… Ow! What the hell, why’d you kick me?!"
Alice, watching from the side: "……"
She had a headache. I got kidnapped by a bunch of idiots?
"Screw leaving. I’m waiting for Fox!" the thin man snarled.
"Alright, bro, I got your back!"
Alice: "……"
Sigh.
Next time, I’m sticking with Bobo. Getting nabbed by pros is one thing, but these clowns are like something out of a bad comedy.
And I got slapped for nothing.
The more Alice thought about it, the angrier she got.
Am I really only worth five million?!
Then again, compared to what Ye Shuang had once warned her about—being sold into the mountains to bear children—this wasn’t so bad. At least these two didn’t seem like the type to kill her.
"Hey—" Alice suddenly spoke up.
"What?"
"I need to pee."
"Hold it in."
Alice fumed but didn’t say another word.
Just then, the thin man’s phone buzzed.
"Finally! Fox texted!" He checked his screen—only to see two words:
[RUN.]
"Fox got caught?!" The fat man froze, then snapped back to reality. "Move! They probably already know where we are!"
"Shit, let’s go!"
"Let me go!"
The fat man yanked Alice up and dragged her toward the car outside the warehouse.
"Wait, Old Gao! Look outside!" The fat man suddenly noticed something off—faint car lights in the trees beyond the warehouse.
"Don’t freak out. Probably just someone passing by," the thin man said, forcing calm. "Let’s hurry!"
"Wait, those lights are coming straight at us!"
The screech of tires against pavement grew louder. The two men instantly realized—the car was charging right for them.
"Damn it, how’d they find us so fast?!"
"Did Fox rat us out? No way they’d track us down otherwise!"
"That spineless Wang Xiaogou must’ve given up the warehouse location right away."
"Go!"
"What about her?"
"Take her. If we can’t get the money, we’ll have our fun and sell her to the mountains."
They shoved Alice into the trunk and jumped into the car, ready to flee.
Alice panicked. If her rescuers were already here, letting these two escape could mean unspeakable horrors.
"I’m here—!"
"Bo—bo—!" Alice mustered every ounce of strength to scream.
CRASH!
A massive black shadow burst through the warehouse’s second-floor window, soaring through the air like a cannonball before slamming onto the car’s hood with a deafening BOOM!
"Holy shit?!" The car rocked violently. The two men gaped at the figure crouched on the crumpled hood.
What the hell is that thing?!
And why did it come from the warehouse’s second floor?!
"Ha…" The shadow let out a guttural growl. Under the moonlight, it looked like a frenzied beast. A fist clad in brass knuckles smashed through the windshield!
CRACK!
Shards of glass exploded inward as a massive hand seized the thin man’s head, dragging him bodily through the shattered windshield!
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character. Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress. As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead. In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand. Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead! In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: "Big brother, I hope I didn't scare you?" In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: "Brother Long, please don't hit me, okay?" Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: "Aotian, it's time to pay the 'public grain' tonight." Long Aotian's legs go weak, and he feels like crying: "I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!"
igrating to the cultivation world for two hundred years, I've managed to lie low and reach the Nascent Soul stage. Only now does my golden finger arrive? ...
for mindless slaughter, this isn't for you.] My name is Ye Shu, and I'm a transmigrator. It seems I'm supposed to be the protagonist, but that feels pretty unlikely. This world has been invaded by a system. The antagonists on the other side have suddenly become pure, flawless saints. The female leads have been force-fed the so-called "original plot," making them think they've been reborn. Now, everyone thinks I'm scum. Including the old lady in my ring. And here I am, in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, braising pork. To put my situation in perspective— It's as if, the moment Xiao Yan stepped into the Monster Beast Mountain Range, the Soul Emperor already knew he would become the Flame Emperor, and Yao Lao had been turned to the enemy's side. I have nothing right now. Oh wait, that's not true. I do have a white-haired loli child-bride who's the Heavenly Dao, and her only skill is acting cute. So, tell me guys... what are my chances of making it to the end?
