"……"
"……"
"Uh……"
"Where's my ice cream……"
In a dim corner of the abandoned warehouse, a girl as delicate as a doll slowly opened her eyes. The air was thick with the mingling scents of engine oil and damp mildew, relentlessly assaulting her senses.
Alice gradually regained her bearings, realizing her current predicament.
Kidnapped?
"Mmm." Alice tried to move her hands, only to find them tightly bound behind her back, numb from being restrained for so long.
"Old Gao, she's awake."
"Tch, such a small dose and she was out for so long. This one's weak as hell."
The sound of shuffling footsteps approached. Alice squinted hard, making out two masked men in the moonlight streaming through the broken windows.
One fat, one thin.
"You two—after money or something else?" Alice puffed up her cheeks, clearly furious. "Do you even know who I am?!"
"Of course we do. Zhou Feng's daughter, the celebrity with millions of fans in the harbor district. We’ve been stalking you for days—we know everything about you," the fat one chuckled, pinching Alice’s cheek.
"Damn, foreign chicks are so pretty when they're young. Heard they turn into fat hags by middle age, though."
"Who are you calling a fat hag?!" Alice snapped, trying to bite his hand.
"Shit, this chick’s got fire."
The fat man hadn’t expected her to still be so feisty after being kidnapped. Without hesitation, he slapped her across the face.
SMACK!
Alice’s cheek stung from the blow, but she glared daggers at the fat man, fuming. Inside, though, she was thinking:
Just wait till Bobo gets here. You’re dead.
Still, Alice couldn’t help feeling uneasy. She hadn’t expected these two to be bold enough to snatch her right under everyone’s noses. Pulling this off would’ve required a meticulous plan.
That said, Alice wasn’t exactly new to kidnappings. By now, she’d been abducted at least three times in her life.
"How much do you want?" Alice asked.
"Now that’s more like it. A proper attitude for negotiation," the thin one chimed in. "You’re loaded, right? Five million."
"You kidnapped me for just five million?!" Alice’s temper flared again, thinking about how she’d been slapped over such a paltry sum. She writhed angrily, but with her limbs bound, she only managed to wiggle like a caterpillar.
Rawr!
"Uh… did we lowball her? Did we ask for too little?" the fat man wondered.
"Five million’s not enough?!" the thin one shot back. It was more than they could earn in a lifetime of honest work.
"True. That’s enough to buy seven or eight houses back in our hometown."
"Did you call Fox yet? He still not here?"
"No answer. Maybe we should just split up and leave separately."
"……" Silence.
The thin man glanced at the bound, golden-haired loli on the floor, then at his phone, clearly torn—but soon, he gritted his teeth. "Let’s go. We can’t waste time here. We need to find a safe spot."
"What if Fox thinks we ditched him?"
"Screw him!"
"But… your wife’s at his place."
"My wife? What’s she doing there?"
"You forgot? She cheated on you with Fox a while back."
"What?! Since when?!"
"Huh? You didn’t know? I thought you were just being chill about it… Ow! What the hell, why’d you kick me?!"
Alice, watching from the side: "……"
She had a headache. I got kidnapped by a bunch of idiots?
"Screw leaving. I’m waiting for Fox!" the thin man snarled.
"Alright, bro, I got your back!"
Alice: "……"
Sigh.
Next time, I’m sticking with Bobo. Getting nabbed by pros is one thing, but these clowns are like something out of a bad comedy.
And I got slapped for nothing.
The more Alice thought about it, the angrier she got.
Am I really only worth five million?!
Then again, compared to what Ye Shuang had once warned her about—being sold into the mountains to bear children—this wasn’t so bad. At least these two didn’t seem like the type to kill her.
"Hey—" Alice suddenly spoke up.
"What?"
"I need to pee."
"Hold it in."
Alice fumed but didn’t say another word.
Just then, the thin man’s phone buzzed.
"Finally! Fox texted!" He checked his screen—only to see two words:
[RUN.]
"Fox got caught?!" The fat man froze, then snapped back to reality. "Move! They probably already know where we are!"
"Shit, let’s go!"
"Let me go!"
The fat man yanked Alice up and dragged her toward the car outside the warehouse.
"Wait, Old Gao! Look outside!" The fat man suddenly noticed something off—faint car lights in the trees beyond the warehouse.
"Don’t freak out. Probably just someone passing by," the thin man said, forcing calm. "Let’s hurry!"
"Wait, those lights are coming straight at us!"
The screech of tires against pavement grew louder. The two men instantly realized—the car was charging right for them.
"Damn it, how’d they find us so fast?!"
"Did Fox rat us out? No way they’d track us down otherwise!"
"That spineless Wang Xiaogou must’ve given up the warehouse location right away."
"Go!"
"What about her?"
"Take her. If we can’t get the money, we’ll have our fun and sell her to the mountains."
They shoved Alice into the trunk and jumped into the car, ready to flee.
Alice panicked. If her rescuers were already here, letting these two escape could mean unspeakable horrors.
"I’m here—!"
"Bo—bo—!" Alice mustered every ounce of strength to scream.
CRASH!
A massive black shadow burst through the warehouse’s second-floor window, soaring through the air like a cannonball before slamming onto the car’s hood with a deafening BOOM!
"Holy shit?!" The car rocked violently. The two men gaped at the figure crouched on the crumpled hood.
What the hell is that thing?!
And why did it come from the warehouse’s second floor?!
"Ha…" The shadow let out a guttural growl. Under the moonlight, it looked like a frenzied beast. A fist clad in brass knuckles smashed through the windshield!
CRACK!
Shards of glass exploded inward as a massive hand seized the thin man’s head, dragging him bodily through the shattered windshield!

ts me of treason?" "Correct. The host must return to the capital and gradually build up influence." "Wait—I have half a million soldiers, and you want me to go back to the capital to 'build influence'?" "Host, you are currently the Northern Garrison General, loyal to the Great Xia Dynasty." "Of course I am loyal to Great Xia! Absolutely loyal!" "But you keep referring to yourself as 'We'..." "Never mind the details! Summon all the regional commanders and military officers! We suspect treacherous officials are manipulating the court! They shall march with Us to the capital and purge the corrupt!" "......"

agon king storylines. At the start, I obtained the "Ultimate Lackey System" - the more I act as a lackey, the stronger I become. What else could I do? I chose to become the personal henchman of the ultimate villain, Su Muwan. I provoke all sorts of chosen ones, snatch away their opportunities, and commit every evil deed imaginable. You ask who's behind me? Hmph! You're not worthy of knowing my lady's name! ...... ....... I am Su Muwan, the eldest daughter of the Su family. Since childhood, I've possessed extraordinary talent in martial arts, which led to my arrogant and domineering personality in my past life. I was even foolish enough to repeatedly challenge those favored by heaven, ultimately resulting in a tragic death. In this life, I must behave and absolutely cannot walk the same path again!! However... SLAP!! "So you're the Dragon King, huh?!" When I saw my little lackey swagger over and viciously slap the Dragon King who was hiding his identity, I felt my heart sink. Su Muwan's suspended heart finally died as she watched Qin Luo, her utterly loyal lackey, standing before her. She fainted on the spot from shock. Heaven is determined to destroy me!! (Pure love 1v1, light-hearted, no angst, single female lead, villain, reincarnation, lackey)

ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!

with countless casualties. As a top-tier gamer, Liu Xuan volunteered to join the fight, intending to dominate with his skills, but instead he obtained the hidden class: [Pacifist]. Unable to attack. Unable to use active skills. Fortunately, with each level gained, he acquired a new passive skill. And so, armed with a body full of passives, Liu Xuan slaughtered his way through the battlefield of ten thousand races! [You attacked Liu Xuan] [You gained the debuffs: 'Poison', 'Fear', 'Burning', 'Bleeding', 'Freeze', 'Silence', etc.] [Your attack speed has been reduced by 99%] [Your armor and magic resistance have been reduced by 99%] Warriors of the Ten Thousand Races: How the hell am I supposed to fight this?!