"Let me tell you, it seems like a celebrity came to our village today. So many people went to see them," Tang Duoduo excitedly explained. "I heard they're here to film a movie."
"A movie?"
Ye Shuang, who had been sitting nearby eating melon with Bai Yuyou, glanced out the window at the scenery.
Green trees encircled the village, and rolling hills stretched beyond the outskirts.
The view was beautiful—it made sense for a film crew to come here for shooting. A place like this would be perfect for a cozy rural drama or one of those "XX Life" variety shows.
"What kind of movie are they filming?" Ye Shuang asked.
Tang Duoduo thought for a moment. "Oh, I think it's a horror survival film."
Ye Shuang: "..."
He looked out the window again and fell into silence, utterly baffled at how such scenery could possibly fit a "horror survival" theme. No wonder there were so many terrible movies every year—clearly, the signs were there.
"Should we go check it out? Come on, let's go together!" Tang Duoduo, lively as ever, started clamoring to visit, but of course, the older folks refused.
"Your cousin hardly ever comes back home."
"Then Cousin can come with us!" Tang Duoduo immediately clung to Tang Keke's arm. "Keke, you're the best! Love you~"
"Fine, let's go." Tang Keke seemed helpless against her younger cousin and agreed.
"Brother, do you want to come too? There’s actually a huge tea field on the other side of the mountain—it’s really pretty," Tang Keke added.
Ye Shuang was intrigued. "A tea field? Let’s go take a look."
"Brother?" Tang Duoduo turned to Tang's father. "So he really is your secret love child?"
Tang's father: "SO?"
Do you want a spanking?
With Bai Yuyou in tow, the four of them had just stepped out of the yard when a big yellow dog came trotting over, wagging its tail excitedly.
"Woof!"
The fluffy golden retriever panted happily, its tongue lolling out in a friendly manner.
"This is our family dog, Dahuang. She just had a bunch of puppies recently," Tang Duoduo said. "But our dogs never stay with us for long."
"Why?" Bai Yuyou asked.
"Because there are so many dog thieves. They just loop a rope around them and drag them away," Tang Duoduo said, visibly upset. "But there’s nothing we can do about it. Sigh."
"I see..." Bai Yuyou lowered her head, murmuring softly,
"The dog... disappeared..."
"Taken away..."
"All alone..."
Ye Shuang noticed her expression but didn’t know what to say. Bai Yuyou suddenly looked up and asked him, "Where do the dogs go after they’re taken?"
"Maybe sold to other people as pets," Ye Shuang said, his throat tightening as he avoided mentioning dog meat markets. He just patted Bai Yuyou’s head and asked Tang Duoduo, "Is the tea field far?"
"Not at all! Follow me."
The group of four (plus one dog) walked along a rural path—no asphalt here, just packed dirt roads. A small stream ran alongside the mountain, its clear water teeming with tiny, tadpole-sized fish swimming in clusters.
Despite the summer heat, the shade from the trees and the chirping of cicadas made the walk surprisingly pleasant.
"We’re here," Tang Duoduo suddenly announced.
The others looked ahead and saw a small convenience store shaped like a shipping container, surrounded by farmland and scattered houses.
"Where’s the tea field?" Ye Shuang asked, confused.
"You have to eat ice cream first to unlock the tea field pass!" Tang Duoduo grinned.
She wore a light green tank top and beige hot shorts—only for her sister to promptly smack her butt. "Oh, so that’s why you took this route! You just wanted snacks!"
"It’s so hot out, what’s wrong with eating ice cream?"
As the sisters bickered, Ye Shuang stepped into the store, where an old man lounged in a wicker chair, half-asleep. Seeing customers, he lazily opened one eye. "What do you want?"
"Ice cream." Ye Shuang grabbed four popsicles from the freezer, but then felt a tug on his sleeve. He turned—Bai Yuyou was pointing at Dahuang, who sat on the ground, wagging its tail and panting eagerly, eyes practically sparkling.
Ye Shuang chuckled and grabbed another ice pop, this time a milder flavor.
Back on the move, all four of them (and the dog) now had treats in hand. Tang Duoduo cheerfully led the way, swinging her head as she walked—a rather amusing sight.
"Hm?"
Beyond the farmland, a vast tea field finally came into view—terraced layers arranged neatly like steps. It was clearly man-made, with quite a few people visible in the distance.
Ye Shuang asked, "Tea picking?"
"Nope, we’re here to see that celebrity! Let’s go check it out."
"Sure."
But as they approached, a staff member blocked their way. "Filming in progress. No entry."
"We can’t go up? How stingy! Part of that land is my family’s!" Tang Duoduo protested.
"Doesn’t matter if it’s yours—we’ve rented it. Now scram!"
The man waved them off impatiently. "Move along! Get out of here!"
"Ugh." Tang Duoduo puffed her cheeks.
"Let’s just go back," Ye Shuang said. If they weren’t allowed in, there was no point standing around.
Tang Duoduo grumbled under her breath, "The smaller the fame, the bigger the attitude. Probably some D-list nobody. So petty."
"What did you say?!" The staffer suddenly raised his voice. "Are you guys here to leak footage? Hand over your phones for inspection!"
"What’s ‘leaking footage’?" Tang Duoduo asked her sister.
"No idea," Tang Keke shrugged.
"It means spoilers for unreleased shows. When filming outdoors, random people sometimes take photos and post them online," Ye Shuang explained. "That’s what ‘leaking footage’ is."
Still, he swatted away the man’s pointing finger. "You have no right to check our phones."
"You—"
"‘You’ what? We haven’t even taken our phones out. What gives you the right?" Ye Shuang pulled Tang Duoduo closer, his tone calm but firm.
The staffer stiffened but quickly retorted, "How do we know you’re not hiding tiny cameras on you?!"
Ye Shuang rolled his eyes, not bothering to argue further.
But the man seized on his silence. "You do have cameras on you, don’t you?! Admit it!"
Ye Shuang: "..."
Are you stupid?
If I did have a hidden camera, why the hell would I tell you?
At that moment, perhaps due to the commotion, a tall, imposing man emerged from a tent in the distance and approached.
"What's going on here?"
Upon seeing the towering figure, the staff members seemed to regain their composure and immediately reported, "These people are here to cause trouble! They even have hidden cameras on them!"
"Huh?"
Ye Shuang locked eyes with the man, then appeared slightly surprised.
"Bobo?"
"Mr. Ye Shuang."

e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.

young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."

rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!

't think I'm that capable, I'm just trying my best to stay alive. I've been kind all my life, never did anything bad, yet worldly suffering spared me not one bit. The human world is a nice place, but I won't come back in my next life. A kind young man, who wanted to just get by singing, but through repeated deceits and betrayals, has gone down an irredeemable path.