"Let me tell you, it seems like a celebrity came to our village today. So many people went to see them," Tang Duoduo excitedly explained. "I heard they're here to film a movie."
"A movie?"
Ye Shuang, who had been sitting nearby eating melon with Bai Yuyou, glanced out the window at the scenery.
Green trees encircled the village, and rolling hills stretched beyond the outskirts.
The view was beautiful—it made sense for a film crew to come here for shooting. A place like this would be perfect for a cozy rural drama or one of those "XX Life" variety shows.
"What kind of movie are they filming?" Ye Shuang asked.
Tang Duoduo thought for a moment. "Oh, I think it's a horror survival film."
Ye Shuang: "..."
He looked out the window again and fell into silence, utterly baffled at how such scenery could possibly fit a "horror survival" theme. No wonder there were so many terrible movies every year—clearly, the signs were there.
"Should we go check it out? Come on, let's go together!" Tang Duoduo, lively as ever, started clamoring to visit, but of course, the older folks refused.
"Your cousin hardly ever comes back home."
"Then Cousin can come with us!" Tang Duoduo immediately clung to Tang Keke's arm. "Keke, you're the best! Love you~"
"Fine, let's go." Tang Keke seemed helpless against her younger cousin and agreed.
"Brother, do you want to come too? There’s actually a huge tea field on the other side of the mountain—it’s really pretty," Tang Keke added.
Ye Shuang was intrigued. "A tea field? Let’s go take a look."
"Brother?" Tang Duoduo turned to Tang's father. "So he really is your secret love child?"
Tang's father: "SO?"
Do you want a spanking?
With Bai Yuyou in tow, the four of them had just stepped out of the yard when a big yellow dog came trotting over, wagging its tail excitedly.
"Woof!"
The fluffy golden retriever panted happily, its tongue lolling out in a friendly manner.
"This is our family dog, Dahuang. She just had a bunch of puppies recently," Tang Duoduo said. "But our dogs never stay with us for long."
"Why?" Bai Yuyou asked.
"Because there are so many dog thieves. They just loop a rope around them and drag them away," Tang Duoduo said, visibly upset. "But there’s nothing we can do about it. Sigh."
"I see..." Bai Yuyou lowered her head, murmuring softly,
"The dog... disappeared..."
"Taken away..."
"All alone..."
Ye Shuang noticed her expression but didn’t know what to say. Bai Yuyou suddenly looked up and asked him, "Where do the dogs go after they’re taken?"
"Maybe sold to other people as pets," Ye Shuang said, his throat tightening as he avoided mentioning dog meat markets. He just patted Bai Yuyou’s head and asked Tang Duoduo, "Is the tea field far?"
"Not at all! Follow me."
The group of four (plus one dog) walked along a rural path—no asphalt here, just packed dirt roads. A small stream ran alongside the mountain, its clear water teeming with tiny, tadpole-sized fish swimming in clusters.
Despite the summer heat, the shade from the trees and the chirping of cicadas made the walk surprisingly pleasant.
"We’re here," Tang Duoduo suddenly announced.
The others looked ahead and saw a small convenience store shaped like a shipping container, surrounded by farmland and scattered houses.
"Where’s the tea field?" Ye Shuang asked, confused.
"You have to eat ice cream first to unlock the tea field pass!" Tang Duoduo grinned.
She wore a light green tank top and beige hot shorts—only for her sister to promptly smack her butt. "Oh, so that’s why you took this route! You just wanted snacks!"
"It’s so hot out, what’s wrong with eating ice cream?"
As the sisters bickered, Ye Shuang stepped into the store, where an old man lounged in a wicker chair, half-asleep. Seeing customers, he lazily opened one eye. "What do you want?"
"Ice cream." Ye Shuang grabbed four popsicles from the freezer, but then felt a tug on his sleeve. He turned—Bai Yuyou was pointing at Dahuang, who sat on the ground, wagging its tail and panting eagerly, eyes practically sparkling.
Ye Shuang chuckled and grabbed another ice pop, this time a milder flavor.
Back on the move, all four of them (and the dog) now had treats in hand. Tang Duoduo cheerfully led the way, swinging her head as she walked—a rather amusing sight.
"Hm?"
Beyond the farmland, a vast tea field finally came into view—terraced layers arranged neatly like steps. It was clearly man-made, with quite a few people visible in the distance.
Ye Shuang asked, "Tea picking?"
"Nope, we’re here to see that celebrity! Let’s go check it out."
"Sure."
But as they approached, a staff member blocked their way. "Filming in progress. No entry."
"We can’t go up? How stingy! Part of that land is my family’s!" Tang Duoduo protested.
"Doesn’t matter if it’s yours—we’ve rented it. Now scram!"
The man waved them off impatiently. "Move along! Get out of here!"
"Ugh." Tang Duoduo puffed her cheeks.
"Let’s just go back," Ye Shuang said. If they weren’t allowed in, there was no point standing around.
Tang Duoduo grumbled under her breath, "The smaller the fame, the bigger the attitude. Probably some D-list nobody. So petty."
"What did you say?!" The staffer suddenly raised his voice. "Are you guys here to leak footage? Hand over your phones for inspection!"
"What’s ‘leaking footage’?" Tang Duoduo asked her sister.
"No idea," Tang Keke shrugged.
"It means spoilers for unreleased shows. When filming outdoors, random people sometimes take photos and post them online," Ye Shuang explained. "That’s what ‘leaking footage’ is."
Still, he swatted away the man’s pointing finger. "You have no right to check our phones."
"You—"
"‘You’ what? We haven’t even taken our phones out. What gives you the right?" Ye Shuang pulled Tang Duoduo closer, his tone calm but firm.
The staffer stiffened but quickly retorted, "How do we know you’re not hiding tiny cameras on you?!"
Ye Shuang rolled his eyes, not bothering to argue further.
But the man seized on his silence. "You do have cameras on you, don’t you?! Admit it!"
Ye Shuang: "..."
Are you stupid?
If I did have a hidden camera, why the hell would I tell you?
At that moment, perhaps due to the commotion, a tall, imposing man emerged from a tent in the distance and approached.
"What's going on here?"
Upon seeing the towering figure, the staff members seemed to regain their composure and immediately reported, "These people are here to cause trouble! They even have hidden cameras on them!"
"Huh?"
Ye Shuang locked eyes with the man, then appeared slightly surprised.
"Bobo?"
"Mr. Ye Shuang."

d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!

. As long as he maintains the villain image and follows the plot to the grand finale, he can obtain generous rewards and return to the real world. So Gu Chen'an entered the role and began to act as a scumbag villain, but who would have expected that the female leads could hear his inner thoughts. Miss Su from the Su family was shocked: "I originally thought Gu Chen'an was a scumbag, but I didn't expect he turned out to be a gentleman! What? You said I have to call off the engagement? I definitely won't, I'll piss you off!" Bai Yuan Tian was dumbfounded: "Young Master Gu is usually unreasonable and a complete brat, but he actually calls me little sweetie in his heart? What, Young Master Gu even said he likes me?" As the female leads' images collapsed more and more, the plot also collapsed with it. Gu Chen'an looked at all this chaos. "Ladies, don't aggro me, if you keep this up the male lead really will stab me, I still need to survive to the grand finale!"

u serious?" Chen Feng watched helplessly as his painstakingly trained disciple, fresh off a championship victory, publicly abandoned him. "You had your chance, but you didn’t appreciate it. Now, face the consequences of your choice!" Chen Feng possessed the "Master System," a treasure trove of supreme martial arts techniques, capable of molding ordinary individuals into peerless prodigies. "Legs like yours? A shame not to train in the Crippling Kick." "Ever heard of a palm strike that descends from the heavens?" "Auntie! I see extraordinary bone structure in you—a martial arts prodigy, one in ten thousand." The once-defiant senior disciple, now watching her juniors rise to fame one after another, dominating the internet, was consumed by endless regret.

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)