Chen Qin took a long time in the shower. Even without post-shower skincare like body lotion, she spent about half an hour washing up. After scrubbing off all the dust, she stepped out wrapped in a bathrobe—though the robe couldn’t quite contain the sheer power of her "slime," leaving nearly half a hemisphere exposed to the air, trembling unabashedly.
But Chen Qin did it on purpose.
However, when she walked out of the bathroom and glanced around, she noticed Ye Shuang had his back turned to her, engrossed in his phone. Her cheeks puffed up slightly in frustration.
What, no appreciation for a beauty fresh out of the bath?
"Ah Ye—"
"What?" Ye Shuang replied without turning around.
"If you just look back at me, I refuse to believe your eyes will remain empty~" Chen Qin’s teasing laughter came from behind him.
Are you treating me like Tang Sanzang now?
Ye Shuang finally turned his head and froze for a moment, only snapping out of it when Chen Qin gave him a smug, victorious look. "Alright, I’m going to shower now."
"I’ll scrub your back for you."
"No need."
"Let me take a look!"
"Please, no, Qin-ge."
After some playful bickering with Chen Qin, Ye Shuang finally made it into the bathroom.
The scent of shower gel filled the air as he undressed, only to notice Chen Qin’s clothes neatly placed by the sink—even her lingerie was folded on top of her skirt, the little pearls adorning the black lace trim shimmering under the light.
"She’s definitely doing this on purpose…" Ye Shuang sighed. This girl was always tempting him, yet when he’d brought up marriage before, she’d refused.
What exactly was going on in her head?
Don’t take responsibility just for the sake of responsibility—do it because you truly want to…
Mulling over these thoughts, Ye Shuang turned on the faucet. The scalding hot water cascading over his body finally eased some of the tension.
When he reached for the shower gel, though, he found the bottle empty.
"Did Chen Qin use up all of it?" It wouldn’t surprise him—she was obsessive about cleanliness, probably scrubbing herself raw eight or ten times.
Left with no choice, Ye Shuang grabbed the wall-mounted shower gel, unscrewed the cap, poured in some water, shook it up, and squeezed out the diluted mixture to wash himself.
Ah, the classic college move.
While Ye Shuang was busy in the shower, Chen Qin outside hummed a little tune as she blow-dried her hair.
"Love’s true ending… is but a new beginning…"
Singing along to "The Circle," she casually glanced toward the bathroom—
And froze, the hairdryer still in her hand.
The semi-transparent glass offered a near-clear view of Ye Shuang inside, just slightly blurred, as if filtered. Her brain raced, replaying whether she’d done anything embarrassing in there earlier, before she suddenly faceplanted onto the bed, burying herself in the pillow while rolling around wildly.
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"Since it’s come to this, might as well embrace it." A minute later, Chen Qin sat up, hugging the pillow and muttering, "Since we’re here, let’s just bury the matter."
But after sitting for a while, she couldn’t resist stealing another glance.
A few minutes later, she was outright staring.
"Now we’re even." Chen Qin wiped imaginary drool from the corner of her mouth. After all, Ah Ye had definitely gotten an eyeful earlier.
Eventually, Ye Shuang finished his shower and stepped out.
Towel-drying his hair, he noticed Chen Qin sitting with her back to him at the edge of the bed, head bowed as if absorbed in her phone. Ye Shuang didn’t call her out, simply tossing their dust-covered clothes into the washer and starting a cycle.
Since time was tight, he opted for a quick wash with spin-dry and drying functions.
"An hour should do it—just two sets of clothes." After setting the timer, he returned to the bed and sat down.
The moment he did, the atmosphere turned oddly charged.
Both freshly showered, wearing nothing but bathrobes, sitting side by side—it looked exactly like a couple about to get down to business.
Remembering earlier events, Ye Shuang felt a sudden warmth creeping up and tried to diffuse the tension. "Hungry? Want me to order some takeout?"
"I’d rather eat something else."
"Like what?"
Before he could finish, warmth pressed against his back, and a pair of pale arms wrapped around his neck.
"Ah Ye… can I eat you?"
Chen Qin’s whisper carried a warm breath, the scent of her shampoo drifting over. Ye Shuang’s face tingled, but just as he was about to speak, the weight against his back vanished.
"Hehe, just kidding."
Turning, he saw Chen Qin already burrowed under the covers—her gaze fixed on the bedside lamp, ears burning red.
"Hmph, you almost had me hooked… you little minx," she muttered.
"Until you love me back, I won’t take that step."
Ye Shuang: "…"
The mood gradually cooled. Both stayed rational, neither crossing that line—Chen Qin had her principles, and Ye Shuang had his reservations.
The quiet room was filled only with the sound of the washing machine. Once the drying cycle finished, Ye Shuang got up to retrieve their clothes.
"Get dressed."
"Close your eyes first. No peeking," Chen Qin said.
"Fine, I won’t look."
Once she’d slipped back into her dress, Chen Qin seemed satisfied. "Alright, your turn."
"Mm." Ye Shuang was about to change when he noticed Chen Qin staring at him, cheeks faintly pink.
"…Aren’t you going to turn around?"
Chen Qin grinned. "It’s fine. I’ve seen it all before—no complaints here."
"Are you a creep?! Wipe that drool!"
……
Downstairs at checkout, the elderly receptionist smiled knowingly. "Ah, youth."
"Not exactly young anymore—27 already."
"27 is still young! Handsome lad like you, joking like that." The woman chuckled. "If I were your age, I’d be grinning in my sleep."
Ye Shuang could only laugh helplessly.
After switching from subway to high-speed rail, they returned to Haizhu City by evening.
"So, dinner tonight? Or heading back to the office?" Ye Shuang asked Chen Qin.
"I want to eat your cooking."
Then, as if struck by inspiration, she clasped her hands by her cheek. "Or—how about I cook for you? I’ve learned some new dishes recently. Everyone at the office says they’re delicious."
"…Sure." Ye Shuang recalled the meals she’d made for him before. Though he hadn’t been able to taste them properly at the time due to his lost sense of taste, they’d probably been decent.
"Let’s go grocery shopping."
……
That night, Bai Yuyou and Tang Keke stared at the plates of charred, unidentifiable food on the table, then exchanged glances.
"Dig in! Try it," Chen Qin urged cheerfully.
Tang Keke’s thoughts screamed:
Is this… edible?

e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"

agon king storylines. At the start, I obtained the "Ultimate Lackey System" - the more I act as a lackey, the stronger I become. What else could I do? I chose to become the personal henchman of the ultimate villain, Su Muwan. I provoke all sorts of chosen ones, snatch away their opportunities, and commit every evil deed imaginable. You ask who's behind me? Hmph! You're not worthy of knowing my lady's name! ...... ....... I am Su Muwan, the eldest daughter of the Su family. Since childhood, I've possessed extraordinary talent in martial arts, which led to my arrogant and domineering personality in my past life. I was even foolish enough to repeatedly challenge those favored by heaven, ultimately resulting in a tragic death. In this life, I must behave and absolutely cannot walk the same path again!! However... SLAP!! "So you're the Dragon King, huh?!" When I saw my little lackey swagger over and viciously slap the Dragon King who was hiding his identity, I felt my heart sink. Su Muwan's suspended heart finally died as she watched Qin Luo, her utterly loyal lackey, standing before her. She fainted on the spot from shock. Heaven is determined to destroy me!! (Pure love 1v1, light-hearted, no angst, single female lead, villain, reincarnation, lackey)

rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!

young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."