"Hey, Yuyou."
"Thank you." At the lemon tea stall, Bai Yuyou reached out and took the pancake handed to her by Tang Keke, then began nibbling on it.
The crispy texture made her lower her gaze slightly. "Delicious..."
"Right? This pancake is made by our school’s security guard. I heard he’s from Shandong, and he calls this thing... 'nia ning'." Tang Keke said, also taking small bites of her pancake—she had bought quite a few and shared some with Zhixia and the others.
However, Bai Yuyou stopped halfway and neatly folded the greasy paper bag.
"What’s wrong? Not to your taste?" Keke asked curiously.
Bai Yuyou shook her head. "It’s good. Saving half for Ye Shuang..."
"Silly girl, it’ll get soggy if you leave it. Why not just buy him a fresh one later?" Tang Keke said.
"But... the stall’s closing soon." Bai Yuyou replied. There was no evening event tonight, so the food street would shut down early.
"You can eat it tomorrow when they reopen! If you don’t finish it now, it’ll just go soft and lose its crunch." Tang Keke gave a thumbs-up. "This stuff is best when it’s hard—the harder, the better. Crispy and satisfying."
"Oh..."
As Bai Yuyou continued nibbling on her pancake, a customer approached the stall with a cutesy voice, "Excuse me~~~"
"Coming!" Zhixia walked over, only to find the customer dressed rather peculiarly—a pink trench coat paired with black lipstick, a slender frame with prominent cheekbones, and even pink eyeshadow.
Zhixia blinked but still asked, "What would you like?"
"Oh~ I just wanted to see if our little treasure is here." Aunt Li glanced around the stall and soon spotted Bai Yuyou eating her pancake. "Over here."
"Aunt Li..." Bai Yuyou noticed her and quickly walked over.
"That looks delicious. Is this your dinner?" Aunt Li asked with a smile.
Bai Yuyou shook her head and extended her hand. "Aunt Li, want some?"
"You enjoy it, dear. I’m on a diet... feeling a bit chubby again." Aunt Li sighed, pressing her cheeks, then asked, "Where’s little Shuang?"
"Out shopping with Chen Qin." Bai Yuyou answered.
"I see..." Aunt Li studied Bai Yuyou for a moment before leaning in with a grin. "Does that make you unhappy?"
Bai Yuyou shook her head in response.
"Alright, you’ll understand someday." Aunt Li tapped the girl’s nose playfully, straightened up, and turned to Zhixia. "Hey there, cute little bean sprout~"
"Huh?" Zhixia pointed at herself, confused. "Are you talking to me?"
"Indeed! Get me an iced lemon tea, no sugar."
"Without sugar, it’ll taste really bitter, ma’am." Zhixia explained. Hand-squeezed lemon tea without sweetener would be unpleasantly sour.
"No worries, just make it."
"Alright."
Two minutes later, the lemon tea was served. Aunt Li took a sip after paying. "Mmm... truly awful."
"Ahaha, I did warn you." Zhixia chuckled awkwardly. "Let me make you a fresh one, no charge."
"No need~" Aunt Li waved a dainty finger in the air and kept drinking. "You know, drinking more lemon water helps whiten your skin."
Then she paused, as if troubled. "Well, I suppose telling you youngsters this is pointless. At my age, sigh..."
"Aunt Li, you’re pretty." Bai Yuyou chimed in.
Aunt Li burst into laughter. "Flatterer! You’re just saying that to humor me."
Bai Yuyou wasn’t actually trying to flatter her. She wasn’t particularly sensitive to appearances—just as she didn’t realize how strikingly beautiful she herself was. To her, kindness equated to beauty, and those she felt close to were "good-looking."
To outsiders, Li Fugui might seem like an eccentric oddball, but Bai Yuyou didn’t see him that way. She held no prejudices and never judged based on superficial traits.
As Aunt Li sipped her tea, she suddenly noticed a commotion nearby, where a crowd of students had gathered.
"What’s going on over there?" Zhixia asked.
"I’ll check it out." Linlin volunteered and headed over.
Half a minute later, Linlin returned. "Seems like an oyster stall had a charcoal fire flare-up, and some juice splashed onto a customer’s hair."
"Why’s there such a big crowd, then?" Keke found it odd—wasn’t this a minor issue?
"Did the guy’s head catch fire or something?"
Linlin explained, "The customer’s furious, demanding the stall owner pay him 100,000 yuan."
"100,000?!" Keke was stunned. "Good grief, a tiny splash of oyster juice on his hair? Just wash it off! Even if compensation’s needed, 100,000 is insane!"
"100,000... The oyster seller’s a student too. Should we go take a look?" Zhixia suggested.
"Let’s go." Aunt Li set down her tea, stood up, and strode over with her arms crossed.
......
"Do you know how much my hair treatment costs?! And you got oyster juice all over it!" At the oyster stall, a large crowd had formed.
The shouting man was tall with curly hair, his face flushed with rage as he berated the two apron-clad girls running the stall.
Intimidated by his aggressive demeanor, the girls’ eyes welled up with tears.
A student council member stepped in to mediate. "Sir, this was an accident—they didn’t mean it. They’ve already apologized sincerely. How about I take you to a nearby salon for a wash?"
"No way!" the man snapped. "100,000! If I don’t get it, I’ll smash your stall!"
The student council members exchanged glances and called for security. But when the guards arrived, the man only grew more agitated. "Oh, so you wanna play tough, huh?!"
He pulled out a switchblade and grabbed one of the girls by the wrist. "Try touching me, I dare you!"
The girl burst into tears.
"Calm down!" the security guard urged. "Let the student go first."
Even the guard was baffled—why was this guy so worked up?
"Then back the hell off! And the rest of you!" The man glared at the onlookers, who nervously retreated.
"You too—wanna die or something?" He brandished the gleaming blade at Aunt Li’s group.
"Ohohoho, and how exactly would I die, darling?" Aunt Li covered her mouth, giggling.
Enraged, the man shoved the girl aside and marched toward Aunt Li, knife in hand!
"Hey hey, bro—er, sis! Be careful!" Tang Keke panicked.
But then—the man froze in front of Aunt Li, dropped to his knees with a thud, and stayed there!
"?" Everyone was speechless.
ine. During your journey, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her elder brother】 【You rely on each other, becoming each other's support】 【At the end of the simulation, you shield the now-grown girl with your life, sacrificing yourself to block numerous demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in the girl's eyes fades】 …… 【Second Simulation: You are transported to a world where steam and magic coexist】 【You immerse yourself in the study of magic, obsessed with its research. One day, while out, you encounter a half-blooded demon girl wandering the streets. You take her in as your student】 【You teach the demoness what it means to be human, show her the beauty of the world, and nurture her into a miracle that surpasses even the gods】 【At the end of the simulation, you die of old age in front of the nearly immortal demoness due to your mortal lifespan】 …… One simulation after another, one encounter after another. Xu Xi suddenly felt something was off: "Wait, you said you're coming to the real world to find me?"
ts me of treason?" "Correct. The host must return to the capital and gradually build up influence." "Wait—I have half a million soldiers, and you want me to go back to the capital to 'build influence'?" "Host, you are currently the Northern Garrison General, loyal to the Great Xia Dynasty." "Of course I am loyal to Great Xia! Absolutely loyal!" "But you keep referring to yourself as 'We'..." "Never mind the details! Summon all the regional commanders and military officers! We suspect treacherous officials are manipulating the court! They shall march with Us to the capital and purge the corrupt!" "......"
tions: attribute allocation, analysis, proficiency, and simulation. Specializing in mechanical alchemy, from crafting sorcerous battle armor to handcrafting mechanical maidens, his mechanical legion conquers endless realms... Relying on his wits, he begins with a student-teacher romance, wins over a female director, enslaves a female assassin and a underworld queen, becoming the husband of a Grand Duchess... He enslaves the Goddess of Magic from the divine realm, developing his power simultaneously in both the Wizard World and the Realm of Gods...
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
