Nighttime.
"Whoosh—" Ye Shuang stood under the showerhead, scrubbing his hair. After pushing his bangs back, he reached for his towel, only to feel something unexpectedly soft.
Wiping the water from his face in confusion, he blinked his damp eyes open—only to see Bai Yuyou standing beside him, clad in a snow-white swimsuit, hugging his towel. She gazed at him with an observant yet innocent expression.
"Ye Shuang… let’s make a baby," she said.
Ye Shuang: "…"
He snatched the towel from her arms and wrapped it around his waist.
"No," he said firmly, unsure what nonsense Tang Keke had been feeding Bai Yuyou that morning. Ever since she came home from school, she had been clinging to him like this.
Though he was somewhat pleased—even a little touched—that the girl was learning about these things, there was no way he could indulge her.
"Do you even understand what making a baby means?" he asked. Bai Yuyou nodded earnestly.
"That’s something only married couples do," Ye Shuang explained.
Bai Yuyou thought for a moment. "We’re not married now…"
"Right, so we can’t make a baby."
"But they weren’t married, and they still did it…" Bai Yuyou countered.
Ye Shuang: "…"
Who the hell were "they"?
What on earth had Keke shown her? Was she watching those ridiculous soap operas in class?!
Ye Shuang felt a sudden dizziness, his vision darkening for a second. Staring at the girl in front of him, he abruptly changed the subject. "Aren’t you cold?"
Bai Yuyou tilted her head.
"Good girl, sit down. I’ll wash your hair," Ye Shuang said, steering the conversation elsewhere—a tactic that always worked on her. Sure enough, she obediently took a seat on the stool.
Glancing at her swimsuit, he squeezed some shampoo into his palm and began lathering her hair.
Bai Yuyou’s hair was long, so long that even while seated, the ends pooled on the bathroom floor. Jet-black and silky, it shimmered under the light, a stark contrast against her fair skin.
Aunt Xian had once been a beauty pageant winner in her youth—a genuine stunner. Bai Yuyou had clearly inherited her parents’ flawless genes, as if blessed by the heavens themselves.
After rinsing off the suds, Ye Shuang said, "Alright, take off your swimsuit and finish your shower. I’ll get you some clean clothes."
"Mm."
Once he made sure Bai Yuyou was washing up properly, he grabbed a towel to dry his hair and stepped out.
After changing and fetching clothes for her, he sank onto the couch, lost in thought.
Hmm…
"Maybe I should find her some romance dramas to watch?" Ye Shuang mused. Bai Yuyou clearly lacked some essential knowledge, and not everything had to be learned through personal experience.
But he worried that romance dramas might turn her into a hopeless romantic.
Then again, men could be like that too—himself included.
But no matter who it was, a man only had that kind of all-consuming, reckless devotion once in his life—the kind where he’d throw himself into fire without hesitation.
Once burned, though, he’d start closing himself off.
Well, no harm in trying.
"Let’s see…" Ye Shuang pulled out his phone and searched online for recommendations on wholesome romance anime—nothing overly saccharine or artificial. Since he didn’t watch romance anime himself, he had to rely on netizens for advice.
Soon, replies poured in under his post.
[Oh, definitely School Days. A groundbreaking romance masterpiece—fresh and unconventional.]
Ye Shuang looked up the plot summary.
"An older anime, huh? The animation’s a bit dated, but if it’s this highly recommended, it must have something special…"
"The protagonist has a crush on a girl he sees on the train every day, even setting her photo as his phone wallpaper…"
"Hmm…"
"Then the female lead finds out, but instead of getting mad, she helps him get closer to the girl…"
Ye Shuang nodded approvingly. A pretty standard unrequited love setup. Though, given the genre’s tropes, the female lead would probably fall for him too, leading to a classic love triangle.
He skipped ahead to check the ending.
The female lead kills the other girl, then drifts away on a boat, cradling the protagonist’s severed head.
Ye Shuang: "…"
Silence hung in the air for several seconds.
"Wait, what?!" What kind of insane twist was this?! "Groundbreaking" literally meant taking someone’s head?!
Rubbing his temples, Ye Shuang realized showing this to Bai Yuyou might just spawn a yandere.
He promptly blocked the user named "Let’s Go Clubbing with Menma" and scrutinized the other replies. If Bai Yuyou got exposed to this kind of garbage, his carefully nurtured innocence would be ruined.
[Baka and Test. It’s about a dumb girl and the guy who helps her grow. Super heartwarming.]
"This one sounds promising." The title, Baka and Test, seemed to fit what he had in mind—a story about a guy guiding a clueless girl.
And honestly, the "dumb girl" description kinda fit Bai Yuyou.
Still, to be safe, he skimmed some reviews and clips.
A few minutes later, he popped a stick of gum into his mouth like a cigarette and exhaled. "Phew…"
"Can’t trust a single one of these netizens. Back when I first started using the internet, people were actually helpful. Now everyone’s just… abstract."
Resigned, Ye Shuang gave up on crowd-sourcing and instead scoured streaming platforms for well-reviewed romance anime, cross-referencing titles to filter out the trash.
By the time Bai Yuyou finished her shower, he had a shortlist ready.
"Huh? Why are you wearing my clothes again?" He frowned as she emerged in one of his T-shirts. "Where’s the pajamas I got you?"
Bai Yuyou averted her eyes guiltily. "I… picked these. Ye Shuang’s clothes… comfy…"
"Not giving them to you next time."
But Bai Yuyou bunched the fabric in her fists and hugged it close, shaking her head vigorously. "No…"
"Idiot, don’t just hike up your clothes like that—wait, where are your underwear?!"
"Forgot."
"Put them on!"
"Help me… Ye Shuang…" She held out a palm, a small piece of fabric resting on it.
"No."
tions: attribute allocation, analysis, proficiency, and simulation. Specializing in mechanical alchemy, from crafting sorcerous battle armor to handcrafting mechanical maidens, his mechanical legion conquers endless realms... Relying on his wits, he begins with a student-teacher romance, wins over a female director, enslaves a female assassin and a underworld queen, becoming the husband of a Grand Duchess... He enslaves the Goddess of Magic from the divine realm, developing his power simultaneously in both the Wizard World and the Realm of Gods...
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
