If you were to ask Xu Mo what the most putrid thing in the world was right now,
He would answer without hesitation: it's his long-rotted dream.
Sometimes Xu Mo himself really couldn't understand whether Shen Manni was genuinely stupid or just pretending to be.
Your damn husband is here.
Why are you still hanging around?
Had too much horse piss to drink?
Can't tell east from west anymore?
Lin Fan was left bewildered by the rebuke.
Thinking Shen Manni hadn't clearly heard what he was trying to express.
So he repeated, "Miss Shen, Xu Mo spiked your drink."
Tao Xiaoyi had a look of 'business as usual' on his face.
Hadn't he used plenty of drugs himself?
He didn't think too deeply about the implications.
Xu Mo and Shen Manni were both so embarrassed their skulls could crack open.
After all, it was exactly as Lin Fan had said!
Xu Mo really had spiked the drink.
[Damn! Dragon King, you're amazing, even your random guess was right]
[Stupid woman, now that you've seen my evil side, hurry up and leave with your husband, don't interfere with my plans to get some ladies to keep me company]
Shen Manni's face turned so red it seemed blood could drip from it, her plump red lips parted slightly as she issued an order to leave.
"I understand, now go!"
Tao Xiaoyi's eyes were filled with admiration for Xu Mo's imposing figure.
Three days apart should indeed change one's perspective.
Using drugs on a goddess, and the goddess acts like nothing happened!
Is this the highest level of picking up girls?
Xu Mo didn't know what had gotten into Shen Manni.
He couldn't openly kick the stupid woman out, could he?
That wouldn't fit his character--
Before Xu Mo could say anything,
Tao Xiaoyi continued speaking on behalf of Xu Mo and Shen Manni.
"You little bumpkin, didn't you hear my sister-in-law tell you to leave?"
"This drink is definitely absolutely clean, there's no spike like you said. Your mind is filthy, but that doesn't mean my sister-in-law and brother Xu's minds are as filthy as yours!"
Xu Mo desperately wanted to shut Tao Xiaoyi's mouth!
Good grief!
I really did spike it.
Please stop talking.
If the protagonist leaves, how can my plot continue!
Since when does the villain save the stupid one?
That's the Dragon King's job.
Lin Fan raised his eyebrows, then suddenly had an idea, holding out his wine glass to Tao Xiaoyi.
He burst out laughing.
"Haha... you keep saying this drink wasn't spiked, if you've got the guts, drink it right now!"
"Drink it and prove what you're saying is true!"
Lin Fan suddenly understood.
Why Shen Manni refused his good intentions!
It turns out she didn't believe the drink had been tampered with.
Heavens! What an innocent and kind girl.
Because she knew Xu Mo's family background so well, she firmly believed he wouldn't take advantage of her.
Thus she trusted him unconditionally.
Manni, let me teach you what human treachery really means!
Tao Xiaoyi awkwardly looked at the 'poisoned drink,' then cast a helpless, pleading glance at Xu Mo.
He looked so pitiful!
After drinking this, wouldn't he have to do an impromptu striptease?
Lin Fan could be shameless.
But he, Tao Xiaoyi, came from the Tao family, which was still considered a top second-tier family with some reputation!
Seeing Tao Xiaoyi's hesitation,
Lin Fan smiled wickedly, "Useless! You dare say there's nothing in the drink!"
Then he held the drink out to Xu Mo.
"Xu Mo, if you've got the guts, drink it. If there's nothing in it, I'll apologize to you!"
"If you don't dare, it only proves you're guilty!"
Xu Mo first instinctively glanced at Shen Manni.
This stupid woman had shifted even further back into the sofa.
Her meaning couldn't be clearer.
As if saying, even if he drank it,
She still wouldn't leave with Lin Fan.
Xu Mo sighed helplessly, this face-slapping plot point had gone a bit wrong.
Both sides remained at an impasse.
For him, there were no face-slapping points to be gained either.
So he took the wine glass from Lin Fan's hand.
Under the Dragon King's astonished gaze,
He drank it all in one go.
Tao Xiaoyi, and Han Zhiqi who was quietly observing from the other side, were dumbfounded.
Xu Mo really dared to do it!
Lin Fan's face grew increasingly smug.
Waiting to see Xu Mo make a fool of himself.
After a while,
Xu Mo seemed completely fine.
Lin Fan's eyes filled with confusion.
He fell into self-doubt.
"This isn't right! Why isn't there any effect?"
"Could this useless playboy have bought fake drugs?"
"Otherwise how could there be no effect at all?"
Shen Manni switched the position of her crossed legs and reminded Lin Fan as he was about to leave.
"Mr. Lin, where's your apology?"
"Xu Mo has proven there's nothing wrong with the drink, now it's your turn to show some sincerity."
Lin Fan's eyes narrowed slightly.
He was the supreme Dragon King revered by thousands!
He had absolute pride!
Making him apologize to a useless playboy?
Impossible!
The protagonist has dignity that cannot be trampled upon, what's known as prestige.
[Can you two lovebirds stop dragging me into your quarrel?]
[Stupid woman, you're in the wrong here, the iron-willed Dragon King would never apologize to anyone, I see you're just trying to make things difficult for the protagonist]
[Fine, I'll play the nice guy one more time]
"Ding, congratulations host, personal charm +2"
Xu Mo pointed to the drinks on the table, "No need for an apology, just take any drink from the table and drink it, we'll call it even."
"Big Brother Xu, we can't let it end like this!" Tao Xiaoyi said unhappily.
He thought Xu Mo was too kind!
If it were him, he wouldn't just make Lin Fan apologize publicly!
He'd make Lin Fan do a pole dance too.
That would be satisfying.
Lin Fan's eyes lit up, "Fine, you said it!"
His gaze swept across the drinks on the table.
He immediately set his sights on the one in front of Shen Manni.
The reason was simple!
It must be the glass Shen Manni had used.
This way, he'd get a little interest first.
"Hey..." Xu Mo's eyelid twitched.
Lin Fan thought Xu Mo was going to grab the wine glass from him.
Not giving him any chance!
Gulp gulp gulp----
Lin Fan finished the drink in one go.
The wine was good, but it seemed like something had been added to it.
Even though this was the central area, the lighting was dim.
Why would you need bright lights in a nightclub?
It wouldn't be convenient for doing things.
Xu Mo and Shen Manni stared in shock.
"This wine tastes good, but what's added in it? Can you tell me?" Lin Fan sensed two strange gazes.
Like they were looking at a real man.
Xu Mo swallowed and replied, "Nothing much, Manni likes to habitually add a thin slice of lemon when she drinks."
Lin Fan looked at Shen Manni.
At this moment, Shen Manni's almond eyes were wide open.
Her gaze fixed on the wine glass in his hand.
Lin Fan was feeling extremely pleased inside, this time it was just sharing a wine glass, next time he would give her a real kiss.
"Ah? This was Miss Shen's glass? Sorry, sorry, I didn't notice." Lin Fan smiled sheepishly, putting the wine glass back in its original place.
Shen Manni blushed, her mind involuntarily recalling the scene of Xu Mo spiking the drink, and replied, "I don't mind."
Lin Fan grew more excited, if the goddess didn't mind sharing a glass with him, how far could the next step be?
"Young Master Xu, is this person bothering you?"
Li Dabiao's voice suddenly rang out.
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