Little Poem Wuuu... Let Brother Kiss

Little friend, do you have many questions?

Xu Mo: Who the hell called the police?

I thank your eighteen generations of ancestors.

Little Shi, was it you?

In that case, I take back my thanks.

(Xu Shi: The police are coming to make arrests!)

Xu Mo felt a pang of guilt.

Soon the protagonist would be in jail with no way out.

Who could he reason with then?

The damn system only cared about the final score, not the process!

In a moment, several police officers got out of their cars.

Among them was Yang Jingxuan, who was on duty.

An old acquaintance.

When they saw Xu Mo, they smiled awkwardly and gave him a slight nod.

Then they looked at the twenty-odd bodyguards in black suits lying on the ground.

Old Zhang and his team members nearly dropped their jaws.

Damn!

Even Old Ye wasn't that impressive.

He could take on ten at most!

Who managed to beat up over twenty bodyguards?

Yang Jingxuan also spotted some familiar faces.

When she saw Lin Fan, she frowned!

Thinking to herself: Just my luck!

Then she saw Xu Mo and Xu Shi.

Yang Jingxuan was stunned for a moment. While the captain was asking bystanders about the situation, she quickly walked over to Xu Shi.

She threw herself into the tall girl's embrace.

"Little Shi, when did you come back? Why didn't you tell me in advance?"

They really were old friends!

They had been in the same class from elementary through junior high school.

Because of their similar family backgrounds, the two girls got along well.

They quickly became best friends.

Xu Shi was momentarily surprised to see her old friend, then smiled.

"I just got back recently. I didn't expect you to have become a full-fledged officer already."

So soft!

Yang Jingxuan was extremely envious as she breathed in her best friend's unique fragrance.

She finally let go of her.

Her sexual orientation was normal.

"Haha... you found out," Yang Jingxuan said with a sweet smile. She took off her police badge and waved it proudly in front of Xu Shi, boasting,

"Look, Little Shi! Two weeks ago, because of my outstanding performance during my internship, the bureau helped me apply for early promotion!"

[Are you sure it's not because of your family background?]

Xu Mo thought to himself.

Then he felt the two women's gazes turn towards him.

One pair of eyes contained a smile, while the other held intense murderous intent!

Xu Mo was startled.

[What the hell? What's wrong with you? You're just chatting, why look at me?]

[I may not be able to beat you, but I can still hide, can't I?]

Xu Mo whistled, guiltily looking away.

He didn't know why the two women suddenly looked at him in the middle of their conversation.

In any case, getting involved with the female lead from the book was never a good thing.

Sometimes he wished he could be a minor villain, or one of the villain's henchmen A, B, C, or D.

Preferably one of those invisible ones.

When things went south, he could run away at any time.

But reality wouldn't allow it!

The two women, having unintentionally looked at Xu Mo at the same time, glanced at each other when they turned back.

They were both stunned.

Xu Shi: No way? Is Little Jing also a time traveler?

Yang Jingxuan: Oh my god! Can Little Shi hear Mo's thoughts?

"Ah haha... Little Jing, why are you looking at that annoying guy?" Xu Shi laughed awkwardly, probing.

Yang Jingxuan forced a laugh, "I just don't like him~ Hehe..."

The two women had so much in common.

Almost too much.

In elementary school, they used to follow Xu Mo around all day.

They were Xu Mo's two little shadows.

During junior high, they gradually began to dislike Xu Mo.

Both had feelings they couldn't quite explain.

While Yang Jingxuan and Xu Shi were catching up,

Old Zhang had finished understanding the situation on his side.

"Ahem... Mr. Lin, is it? You're suspected of intentionally damaging others' private property, with the amount involved being quite large. Please come with us to the station to assist with our investigation."

Lin Fan sneered disdainfully. He had nothing to say about this charge.

He pointed at the Xu family bodyguards on the ground.

"Officer, what about these men? Someone just ordered them to gang up on me. If my skills weren't good enough,"

"I'd be the one lying on the ground!"

"If I had died and it turned into a homicide, how would you handle that?"

As expected of the protagonist.

His mind quickly regained its composure.

Before going down, drag someone else down with him.

He, the Dragon King, wasn't someone to be bullied easily!

Moreover, even if he went to the station, Lin Fan wasn't worried at all.

Someone would come to bail him out soon.

Old Zhang looked embarrassed. A colleague whispered something in his ear.

Old Zhang frowned slightly.

Even when facing the four great families, facing the Xu Family,

He still had to enforce the law impartially!

Whether to release someone or not was up to the higher-ups, let them worry about it.

Old Zhang was quite relieved that sometimes, having a lower rank was a good thing.

He nodded, walked over to Xu Mo, and smiled.

"Young Master Xu, you went a bit too far this time. Twenty-something people against one, these are all bodyguards from your Xu Family, right?"

The unwritten rule is one-on-one duels!

Xu Mo was stunned at first, then a flash of inspiration struck him, his eyes gleaming with wisdom!

[Little Shi, wuwuwu... let Mo kiss you ლ(°◕‵ƹ′◕ლ)]

[Mo was wrong about you, you're still that good female lead. You called our family's bodyguards over just to test if Lin Fan was the invincible fighter you've always dreamed of. After all, you've been obsessed with martial arts since childhood, and when you grew up, you naturally wanted to find a great fighter]

[Somehow, you knew Lin Fan wouldn't talk, so you had so many people come over. Incidentally framing me, since I'm the bad young master most likely to do such a thing, as everyone knows]

[You've advanced the plot again, well done!]

[Everyone here is talented, I'm heading home first]

"Ding, congratulations to the host for receiving a cash reward of +250"

Xu Mo: ???

System, what are you playing at?

Why so stingy this time?

Oh well, never mind.

Xu Mo was feeling extremely pleased at this moment. He nodded repeatedly and said with a smile, "Yes, yes, they're all bodyguards from our Xu Family, each one strong enough to kill a bull with their bare hands."

"I called them over because this Lin Fan really annoyed me! I wanted to get revenge on him."

"We all have our sins, committing different crimes~"

"Captain Zhang, hurry up and cuff me, take me into custody."

Xu Mo held out both hands, his heart nearly soaring with joy.

Shen Manni wasn't crazy, Xu Shi wasn't crazy, Yang Jingxuan wasn't crazy.

In his previous life, it was also Yang Jingxuan who arrested him.

This time it was just in a different way, but essentially the same, right?

If the damn system dared to give him a random score in the final evaluation,

He'd quit right then and there.

From afternoon to 8 PM, if there are 6,500 words of updates,

No matter what time

The following will be extremely satisfying scenes, these few days

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