"Guess what I'm guessing you're guessing?"
"Guess, baby!"
"How the hell would I know if foreign women are better or if you're not bad? I've never had a chance to compare."
Xu Mo thought smugly.
His foot felt itchy.
Xu Mo's heart skipped a beat, and he said with some annoyance:
"Zhou Qiaoqiao, have you gone mad?!"
"How can there be good things that don't burn out when you set fires?"
Zhou Qiaoqiao's beautiful almond-shaped eyes blinked, barely holding back laughter. Her cute nose was almost pointing to the sky as she said seductively:
"Isn't this like me?"
"Like you? Like hell! Not like you at all!"
Xu Mo fell into a bout of self-doubt.
For a moment, he forgot to let go of Zhou Qiaoqiao's ankle.
He could feel the warm sensation from her foot.
Zhou Qiaoqiao's face turned slightly red. Sometimes she couldn't understand -
Were her legs really that alluring?
Soon, two or three beautiful waitresses came over with dishes.
Xu Mo snapped back to reality and instinctively let go of Zhou Qiaoqiao's ankle.
"Tsk..."
Xu Mo winced. The moment he put his hand down, that jade foot extended over again, even more outrageously this time!
It seemed to have gotten even more brazen.
"Damn!" Xu Mo, quick as lightning, discreetly continued to control the jade foot!
He mouthed silently to Zhou Qiaoqiao:
"Have you really gone crazy? There are people watching nearby..."
The feeling was strange, both thrilling and dangerous.
Logically speaking, given Xu Mo's character, he should be furiously throwing Zhou Qiaoqiao's foot aside right now!
And shouting loudly: I will never coexist with such evil!
But he couldn't do that now.
Xu Mo made up an excuse in his mind.
If the waitresses noticed their little actions, this would definitely reach Shen Manni's ears.
Given his "loyal dog" persona, he certainly wouldn't want Shen Manni to misunderstand anything.
Therefore, he had no choice but to give in to the female demon.
Yes, that was it!
Zhou Qiaoqiao predicted Xu Mo's inner thoughts.
She felt the same as Xu Mo.
Thrilling, yet secretly enjoyable.
Unprecedented.
Two red clouds involuntarily flew to her cheeks.
Even if she were stupid, she would know what that meant.
And the female demon was far from stupid.
Seeing Xu Mo even more nervous than her,
The female demon's playfulness arose. Her plump, sexy lips parted slightly, responding in the same silent manner:
"So~ ex~ci~ting~"
Xu Mo couldn't read minds. He frowned and muttered, "Good this luck? What the..."
"So exciting!"
Xu Mo had an epiphany at that moment.
All the mysteries unraveled like parting clouds.
Not because his wisdom was higher than others.
But because it was completely unexpected.
Xu Mo grimaced.
The beautiful waitresses nearby hadn't left yet.
For VIP guests, they would certainly provide full service throughout the meal.
As they set down the dishes, they began explaining in detail:
"This is peanut butter French toast. The bread we use in our restaurant is all imported from France. You can't get this taste anywhere else."
"French pan-fried foie gras."
"Claire French crepe."
"Black truffle cheese pearls."
"French lamb chops."
"..."
These waitresses hadn't noticed at all that the atmosphere at the table was a bit off.
Meanwhile, Xu Mo and Zhou Qiaoqiao on the side,
Were no longer paying attention to what the waitresses were introducing or how they were doing it.
The two had reached a stalemate!
Xu Mo had both hands under the table.
It looked as if he was very respectful to the waitresses, waiting for them to finish introducing the dishes
Before starting to eat.
Very polite!
But in reality, it wasn't so.
Xu Mo needed both hands to control Zhou Qiaoqiao's two jade feet.
One hand wasn't enough.
His palms weren't that big.
He had tried earlier.
Zhou Qiaoqiao, seeing she couldn't advance an inch, nor could she pull back,
Picked up the knife and fork in front of her and said with a smile:
"Let's eat~ I know you didn't order just now, so I ordered a lot. Try some first."
"Shrimp and pork heart!! Shrimp and pork heart!"
"Why do I feel like my biggest enemy isn't the protagonist, but the dog?"
Xu Mo forced a smile on his face, "I'll wait for the waitresses to finish introducing the dishes."
Hearing this, the female waitresses were touched.
"Mr. Xu, you can start eating directly."
"That's right, how can we make the guests wait for us? Please eat while it's hot."
Xu Mo was a national husband, known to all.
If a comparison had to be made, his influence in this world would far surpass Wang Xiaocong in real life.
Xu Mo showed an awkward yet polite smile.
"It's alright, I'm willing to wait."
The beautiful waitresses were even more moved.
They looked at each other.
Among them, a younger waitress suddenly spoke up: "Mr. Xu, would you like us to feed you?"
Screeeech-----
The knife scraped across the plate, making a sound like nails on a chalkboard.
Zhou Qiaoqiao looked at that young waitress with an ambiguous smile.
In an instant, the poor girl was frightened, tears welling up in her eyes.
"Holy shit! Female demon, don't scare people, okay?"
Xu Mo wanted to give Zhou Qiaoqiao a thumbs up.
Because at this moment, Xu Mo felt that Zhou Qiaoqiao was far more impressive than any protagonist.
In front of Zhou Qiaoqiao, protagonists seemed like weaklings.
Look at the female demon - with just one action, one glance, she made the little girl cry.
She scared the foreign women so badly they almost wet themselves.
If this wasn't impressive, what was?
The other two older waitresses hurriedly apologized with forced smiles.
"Miss Zhou, we're sorry. She's new here. She doesn't know better. Please forgive her, don't take offense."
"Xiao Ya, what are you standing there for? Come over and apologize quickly!"
The other colleague chimed in.
The waitress called Xiao Ya, hiding fearfully behind the two, tears of anxiety streaming down her face, stammered, "Miss... Miss Zhou, I... I didn't mean to..."
Xu Mo saw an opportunity and helped out: "That's right, what did she do wrong?"
Earlier, Zhou Qiaoqiao wasn't very angry, but this time she was truly furious!
Because Xu Mo was speaking up for an outsider.
Not for her.
Bang-------
Zhou Qiaoqiao slammed the table and forcefully pulled her feet back.
Xu Mo's mouth twitched. Ouch... damn, the female demon seemed really angry.
This was bad.
He had deliberately waited for her to pause slightly to rest
Before loosening his grip on her feet.
Zhou Qiaoqiao shot Xu Mo a fierce glare!
She sulked alone, starting to eat by herself.
Xu Mo let out a long sigh, feeling that things had gotten out of hand.
In his heart, he certainly didn't want Zhou Qiaoqiao to be angry.
Given the situation, he had to think of another way.
Xu Mo sighed slightly, "You can all leave now."
The three waitresses glanced at Zhou Qiaoqiao.
The two older waitresses pulled Xiao Ya away.
Xu Mo also left with them.
In the moment before Xu Mo left,
Zhou Qiaoqiao didn't hear any of his inner thoughts!
Her hands holding the knife and fork trembled slightly.
"He... is he angry too?"
"Hmph, what do I care if that stupid wolf dog is angry! He's the one who made me unhappy first!"
Zhou Qiaoqiao felt very wronged.
But her extremely strong self-esteem prevented her from letting the tears fall!
The delicious food entering her mouth suddenly lost all flavor.
Her heart was in turmoil.
Her eyes were slightly moist.
It's hard to love someone, but easy to hurt them.
It was normal that she didn't hear Xu Mo's inner voice.
Because when he left, Xu Mo simply hadn't had any internal monologue.
Soon after, Xu Mo returned.
Zhou Qiaoqiao kept a cold face, not looking at him.
The two seemed to have returned to their initial state!
Xu Mo didn't know whether to feel relieved or unfortunate.
From the perspective of going home, this should be a relief.
But humans after all have seven emotions and six desires. Without these factors, one can no longer be called human.
The human heart is made of flesh, and Xu Mo was no exception.
Even if the other person was just an NPC in a book, the pain in his heart felt so real.
"Sir, what piece would you like to hear?"
The French youth who had returned with Xu Mo, holding a violin, asked respectfully.
He spoke in French. When Xu Mo had gone to find him earlier, he had used French.
Xu Mo took out several red banknotes, placed them on the table, and said in Chinese: "Play 'A Time for Us'."
The French youth pocketed the money, nodded, and began to play according to Xu Mo's request.
The soft, beautiful sound of the violin filled the air.
A flash of surprise passed through Zhou Qiaoqiao's eyes. She knew this song all too well.
It was the theme from Romeo and Juliet.
Symbolizing their incredibly romantic love.
A moment that belonged only to the two of them.
Zhou Qiaoqiao's tears turned to laughter, though she didn't make it too obvious.
The dissatisfaction in her heart vanished completely!
[Damn, to be honest, I shouldn't be doing these things. Sticking to the original plot is what I should be doing.]
[Oh well, let's just consider this as payment from the Zhou family for treating the old man's illness.]
Xu Mo consoled himself.
He began to enjoy the delicious meal.
It had to be said, the food was exquisitely prepared and tasted quite good.
Xu Mo had barely taken a few bites when that itchy feeling returned.
His eyelid twitched, and he had the strange sensation of being sold out, yet still helping to count the money for someone else.
Our chicken has escaped from the coop and still hasn't been found. I'm starving, but I'm gritting my teeth to provide updates for everyone.

invincible power, Gu Changge transmigrates into a fantasy world, bound to a sign-in system that grants him cultivation rewards and various peerless treasures daily. While others struggle desperately to break through their cultivation realms, he has long since reached the pinnacle of the Great Dao, becoming a reclusive Emperor whose true strength even he himself cannot fathom. Originally planning to lie low and retire peacefully on Purple Bamboo Peak, the system suddenly issues a new task — take on disciples. With no other choice, Gu Changge casually picks up a few disciples: The eldest disciple, born with a War God Constitution, is thrown a copy of "War God Stratagems" by him, and ends up conquering the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths, becoming a peerless War God who sweeps across the cosmos. The second disciple, possessing a Chaos Sword Body, can break all techniques with a single sword, his swordsmanship unmatched throughout history. He points his sword at the heavens: "My master said, the sword and the man stand together. If the sword perishes... my master will give me another one." The third disciple, a reborn Empress who returns to her throne, her elegance and grace overshadowing all beings. And without anyone noticing, his own sect, the Qingxuan Sect, has become the number one sect on the continent. Looking at these unbelievably formidable disciples, Gu Changge, holding the "Primordial Purple Qi" he just signed in for, falls into deep thought: — Wasn't this supposed to be a peaceful retirement? How did I become the ultimate master?!

grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)

lan, the Luo family, tracked him down - along with the babies in their arms. Mo Xuan stared pensively at the paternity test results from over a dozen top institutions, both domestic and international, showing a 99.99% match between himself and the two baby girls. At 23, Mo Xuan, a doctoral student, had become the father of two three-year-old children. The kicker? The mothers weren't even the same person! He gradually realized he was being lured step by step into an elaborate trap designed by these two yandere sisters. "Be good, little Xuan. Sister's life belongs to you entirely." "Brother, if you try to run away, I'll have no choice but to tie you up." Mo Xuan: "Do whatever you want, ladies. I give up."

] [Lone Wolf, No Male Gaze] [Protagonist is pursued early on; extreme protagonist-stans, stay away!] The "Carnival Paradise" descends and slowly devours the real world in the form of a game. By chance, Zhu Yan awakens the talent [Roleplay], becoming one of the first beta players. He thought he could develop safely, but after clearing the first instance, he is branded by humanity as the chief culprit behind the game's spread—a traitorous villain. A villain? Who would ever... become one! He'll be the villain! From then on, Zhu Yan is not only a player but also a lackey for the Carnival Paradise. Between the straight path and the crooked path, he chooses the con. With his left hand, he dons the villain's mantle, staging scenes within instances, infuriating players who decry him as a despicable traitor, all while the game happily promotes him. With his right hand, he joins the non-human organization "Fangcun Mountain," which opposes the Carnival Paradise, transforming into a mysterious player who slaughters game bosses, earning cheers of "Long live the expert!" from fellow players. Gradually, Zhu Yan rises to become an S-rank human player in Fangcun Mountain's archives, while also being the Carnival Paradise's certified top game Boss. But when the final war erupts and both major factions place their hopes in him— Players tag his various aliases: "Experts, this offensive depends on you." The Carnival Paradise's supreme Boss throws an arm around his neck: "Bro, you're the iron, I'm the steel; you can't let me down again!"