"Guess what I'm guessing you're guessing?"
"Guess, baby!"
"How the hell would I know if foreign women are better or if you're not bad? I've never had a chance to compare."
Xu Mo thought smugly.
His foot felt itchy.
Xu Mo's heart skipped a beat, and he said with some annoyance:
"Zhou Qiaoqiao, have you gone mad?!"
"How can there be good things that don't burn out when you set fires?"
Zhou Qiaoqiao's beautiful almond-shaped eyes blinked, barely holding back laughter. Her cute nose was almost pointing to the sky as she said seductively:
"Isn't this like me?"
"Like you? Like hell! Not like you at all!"
Xu Mo fell into a bout of self-doubt.
For a moment, he forgot to let go of Zhou Qiaoqiao's ankle.
He could feel the warm sensation from her foot.
Zhou Qiaoqiao's face turned slightly red. Sometimes she couldn't understand -
Were her legs really that alluring?
Soon, two or three beautiful waitresses came over with dishes.
Xu Mo snapped back to reality and instinctively let go of Zhou Qiaoqiao's ankle.
"Tsk..."
Xu Mo winced. The moment he put his hand down, that jade foot extended over again, even more outrageously this time!
It seemed to have gotten even more brazen.
"Damn!" Xu Mo, quick as lightning, discreetly continued to control the jade foot!
He mouthed silently to Zhou Qiaoqiao:
"Have you really gone crazy? There are people watching nearby..."
The feeling was strange, both thrilling and dangerous.
Logically speaking, given Xu Mo's character, he should be furiously throwing Zhou Qiaoqiao's foot aside right now!
And shouting loudly: I will never coexist with such evil!
But he couldn't do that now.
Xu Mo made up an excuse in his mind.
If the waitresses noticed their little actions, this would definitely reach Shen Manni's ears.
Given his "loyal dog" persona, he certainly wouldn't want Shen Manni to misunderstand anything.
Therefore, he had no choice but to give in to the female demon.
Yes, that was it!
Zhou Qiaoqiao predicted Xu Mo's inner thoughts.
She felt the same as Xu Mo.
Thrilling, yet secretly enjoyable.
Unprecedented.
Two red clouds involuntarily flew to her cheeks.
Even if she were stupid, she would know what that meant.
And the female demon was far from stupid.
Seeing Xu Mo even more nervous than her,
The female demon's playfulness arose. Her plump, sexy lips parted slightly, responding in the same silent manner:
"So~ ex~ci~ting~"
Xu Mo couldn't read minds. He frowned and muttered, "Good this luck? What the..."
"So exciting!"
Xu Mo had an epiphany at that moment.
All the mysteries unraveled like parting clouds.
Not because his wisdom was higher than others.
But because it was completely unexpected.
Xu Mo grimaced.
The beautiful waitresses nearby hadn't left yet.
For VIP guests, they would certainly provide full service throughout the meal.
As they set down the dishes, they began explaining in detail:
"This is peanut butter French toast. The bread we use in our restaurant is all imported from France. You can't get this taste anywhere else."
"French pan-fried foie gras."
"Claire French crepe."
"Black truffle cheese pearls."
"French lamb chops."
"..."
These waitresses hadn't noticed at all that the atmosphere at the table was a bit off.
Meanwhile, Xu Mo and Zhou Qiaoqiao on the side,
Were no longer paying attention to what the waitresses were introducing or how they were doing it.
The two had reached a stalemate!
Xu Mo had both hands under the table.
It looked as if he was very respectful to the waitresses, waiting for them to finish introducing the dishes
Before starting to eat.
Very polite!
But in reality, it wasn't so.
Xu Mo needed both hands to control Zhou Qiaoqiao's two jade feet.
One hand wasn't enough.
His palms weren't that big.
He had tried earlier.
Zhou Qiaoqiao, seeing she couldn't advance an inch, nor could she pull back,
Picked up the knife and fork in front of her and said with a smile:
"Let's eat~ I know you didn't order just now, so I ordered a lot. Try some first."
"Shrimp and pork heart!! Shrimp and pork heart!"
"Why do I feel like my biggest enemy isn't the protagonist, but the dog?"
Xu Mo forced a smile on his face, "I'll wait for the waitresses to finish introducing the dishes."
Hearing this, the female waitresses were touched.
"Mr. Xu, you can start eating directly."
"That's right, how can we make the guests wait for us? Please eat while it's hot."
Xu Mo was a national husband, known to all.
If a comparison had to be made, his influence in this world would far surpass Wang Xiaocong in real life.
Xu Mo showed an awkward yet polite smile.
"It's alright, I'm willing to wait."
The beautiful waitresses were even more moved.
They looked at each other.
Among them, a younger waitress suddenly spoke up: "Mr. Xu, would you like us to feed you?"
Screeeech-----
The knife scraped across the plate, making a sound like nails on a chalkboard.
Zhou Qiaoqiao looked at that young waitress with an ambiguous smile.
In an instant, the poor girl was frightened, tears welling up in her eyes.
"Holy shit! Female demon, don't scare people, okay?"
Xu Mo wanted to give Zhou Qiaoqiao a thumbs up.
Because at this moment, Xu Mo felt that Zhou Qiaoqiao was far more impressive than any protagonist.
In front of Zhou Qiaoqiao, protagonists seemed like weaklings.
Look at the female demon - with just one action, one glance, she made the little girl cry.
She scared the foreign women so badly they almost wet themselves.
If this wasn't impressive, what was?
The other two older waitresses hurriedly apologized with forced smiles.
"Miss Zhou, we're sorry. She's new here. She doesn't know better. Please forgive her, don't take offense."
"Xiao Ya, what are you standing there for? Come over and apologize quickly!"
The other colleague chimed in.
The waitress called Xiao Ya, hiding fearfully behind the two, tears of anxiety streaming down her face, stammered, "Miss... Miss Zhou, I... I didn't mean to..."
Xu Mo saw an opportunity and helped out: "That's right, what did she do wrong?"
Earlier, Zhou Qiaoqiao wasn't very angry, but this time she was truly furious!
Because Xu Mo was speaking up for an outsider.
Not for her.
Bang-------
Zhou Qiaoqiao slammed the table and forcefully pulled her feet back.
Xu Mo's mouth twitched. Ouch... damn, the female demon seemed really angry.
This was bad.
He had deliberately waited for her to pause slightly to rest
Before loosening his grip on her feet.
Zhou Qiaoqiao shot Xu Mo a fierce glare!
She sulked alone, starting to eat by herself.
Xu Mo let out a long sigh, feeling that things had gotten out of hand.
In his heart, he certainly didn't want Zhou Qiaoqiao to be angry.
Given the situation, he had to think of another way.
Xu Mo sighed slightly, "You can all leave now."
The three waitresses glanced at Zhou Qiaoqiao.
The two older waitresses pulled Xiao Ya away.
Xu Mo also left with them.
In the moment before Xu Mo left,
Zhou Qiaoqiao didn't hear any of his inner thoughts!
Her hands holding the knife and fork trembled slightly.
"He... is he angry too?"
"Hmph, what do I care if that stupid wolf dog is angry! He's the one who made me unhappy first!"
Zhou Qiaoqiao felt very wronged.
But her extremely strong self-esteem prevented her from letting the tears fall!
The delicious food entering her mouth suddenly lost all flavor.
Her heart was in turmoil.
Her eyes were slightly moist.
It's hard to love someone, but easy to hurt them.
It was normal that she didn't hear Xu Mo's inner voice.
Because when he left, Xu Mo simply hadn't had any internal monologue.
Soon after, Xu Mo returned.
Zhou Qiaoqiao kept a cold face, not looking at him.
The two seemed to have returned to their initial state!
Xu Mo didn't know whether to feel relieved or unfortunate.
From the perspective of going home, this should be a relief.
But humans after all have seven emotions and six desires. Without these factors, one can no longer be called human.
The human heart is made of flesh, and Xu Mo was no exception.
Even if the other person was just an NPC in a book, the pain in his heart felt so real.
"Sir, what piece would you like to hear?"
The French youth who had returned with Xu Mo, holding a violin, asked respectfully.
He spoke in French. When Xu Mo had gone to find him earlier, he had used French.
Xu Mo took out several red banknotes, placed them on the table, and said in Chinese: "Play 'A Time for Us'."
The French youth pocketed the money, nodded, and began to play according to Xu Mo's request.
The soft, beautiful sound of the violin filled the air.
A flash of surprise passed through Zhou Qiaoqiao's eyes. She knew this song all too well.
It was the theme from Romeo and Juliet.
Symbolizing their incredibly romantic love.
A moment that belonged only to the two of them.
Zhou Qiaoqiao's tears turned to laughter, though she didn't make it too obvious.
The dissatisfaction in her heart vanished completely!
[Damn, to be honest, I shouldn't be doing these things. Sticking to the original plot is what I should be doing.]
[Oh well, let's just consider this as payment from the Zhou family for treating the old man's illness.]
Xu Mo consoled himself.
He began to enjoy the delicious meal.
It had to be said, the food was exquisitely prepared and tasted quite good.
Xu Mo had barely taken a few bites when that itchy feeling returned.
His eyelid twitched, and he had the strange sensation of being sold out, yet still helping to count the money for someone else.
Our chicken has escaped from the coop and still hasn't been found. I'm starving, but I'm gritting my teeth to provide updates for everyone.

pression Bureau] Transported to a fantasy world overrun by demons and monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a jailer in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty's Demon Suppression Bureau. From this point on, bizarre cases frequently occur in the Demon Suppression Prison, once known as hell on earth and infamous for its gloomy, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the demons and monsters in the prison wail miserably every night? Why has the corpse demon, capable of transforming into various beauties, donned black stockings and switched careers to become a foot massage therapist? Why has the eye demon, expert in soul-snatching and illusions, turned into a VR headset? Why is the fox spirit performing otaku dances? Are all these occurrences a twisted expression of demonic nature, or a descent into moral depravity? After peeling away layer upon layer of mystery, all clues ultimately point to a jailer named Gu Qingfeng. Gu Qingfeng: "Hehehe... My dear demons and monsters, whose card shall we flip today?"

e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"

e school belle recognized by the whole school, a genius girl from the kendo club. She also has a hidden identity, the youngest legendary demon hunter. Chen Shuo just transmigrated and found himself turned into a weak, helpless little vampire. He was caught by Su Xiyen and taken home at the very beginning. Since then, Chen Shuo's life creed only had two items. "First, classmate Su Xiyen is always right." "Second, if classmate Su Xiyen is wrong, please refer back to item one." Many years later, Chen Shuo, who had turned back into a human, led a pair of twins to appear in front of all the vampires to share the secret of how he turned back into a human. "It's simple, I tricked a female demon hunter into becoming my wife!"

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”