Would you believe someone who's drunk?
It doesn't matter who does, because Xu Mo certainly doesn't.
Xu Mo carried Lin An'an into the elevator.
"Which floor and room number is your place?"
"Kiss me, and I'll tell you."
Lin An'an said with a giggle.
Xu Mo's eyelids twitched. He had never heard such a request in his entire life.
"Okay, I won't tease you anymore. Boring. Nineteen floor, room 245."
Seeing Xu Mo's strange expression,
Lin An'an put away her playful mood, pouting her chubby little mouth and said.
Xu Mo nodded and took out one hand to press the elevator floor number.
Soon.
The elevator began to move towards the designated floor.
Lin An'an's body was heavy and full, very substantial.
She was very warm to hold.
Like a warm water bottle.
Holding a big beauty, she kept moving restlessly.
Even with Xu Mo's usually good self-control,
it wasn't easy to stay composed all the time.
"Can you be more still? We're almost home, then you can move all you want."
"No~ Is it about getting home? I want it now, Xu Mo, do you think I'm pretty?"
"Just so-so, average among the girls I know."
"You're so hurtful, am I not pretty?"
"Pretty, pretty, you're the most beautiful woman in the world."
Xu Mo said very perfunctorily.
His eyes fixed on the constantly changing elevator numbers.
"You think I'm the most beautiful, so why don't you kiss me?"
Lin An'an said intoxicatingly.
The breath she exhaled was scented with a pleasant smell of alcohol.
Seeing that Xu Mo didn't respond,
Lin An'an acted like an octopus,
restlessly moving around in Xu Mo's embrace.
Xu Mo felt he was being offended.
Do you think you're the main heroine, so you can do whatever you want?
You're just one of them, not the whole story!
Under her request, Xu Mo kissed her.
He wanted to make Lin An'an quiet first.
At first, Xu Mo just planned to give a gentle peck,
just to be polite.
But the next moment,
Lin An'an bit back.
Leaving Xu Mo no chance to react.
Xu Mo was completely bewildered.
【Damn! How much did she drink? Isn't this too exaggerated?!】
【I remember most of the drinks were mine, how could you still get dizzy, nobody else could】
【Witch, listen to me, it's not what you think, I was forced, my husband is definitely a decent man】
【Alright, a minute has passed, should you let go now?】
Dingdong----------
The elevator made a crisp sound.
Then the elevator door opened.
Xu Mo and Lin An'an both froze.
The reason was simple.
This wasn't the nineteenth floor, but a floor where someone wanted to get on the elevator.
The man outside who had pressed the elevator button was also stunned.
Damn!!
Speechless!!!
What kind of divine operation is this?!
Come on, young people nowadays can't wait until they get home?
Why do it now?
Is it that urgent?
The man's inner thoughts were full of complaints.
He wanted to do the same, too.
"Hehe-------- buddy, your girlfriend is really something."
Inside the elevator, the man gave a lecherous smile, seeking a topic to cover the awkwardness.
Xu Mo and Lin An'an didn't respond.
Because they were too busy!
Xu Mo felt that with someone on board,
Lin An'an became even more excited.
Like a stubborn adhesive,
she just couldn't be shaken off.
Xu Mo had no choice but to ignore her performance.
From the man's perspective, he couldn't see Xu Mo and Lin An'an's faces clearly.
The two were so close that it was impossible to see clearly.
Forget it!!!
Such things were common here.
Going home or nearly arriving home was almost the same.
The man didn't bother himself with the awkwardness.
Xu Mo was suffering inside.
I have a wife, why did I kiss you?
There's no result between us, what monkeys are we talking about having? I have a wife, what monkeys do you want to give me birth to?
Let me tell you, a child between us would be called a bastard.
Do you know what that means?
Dingdong------------
In a few short minutes,
Xu Mo felt like an eternity had passed.
Fortunately, the elevator door opened.
Xu Mo carried Lin An'an out of the elevator.
Once they were away from there,
Lin An'an let go of him.
Xu Mo couldn't help but say angrily,
"Did you just go crazy? Aren't you very careful with your reputation? How are you going to survive in the industry if this gets out?"
Lin An'an stared straight at him, reluctant to part, and said, "I was drunk."
During which, the shadow queen revealed a drunken, sweet and naive silly smile.
Pricking any temper that one might have.
Hearing her,
Xu Mo couldn't be bothered to care.
It's the green hat dragon's concern, not something a villain like me should manage.
Old Lin, do you want a wife or not?
If not, I, Old Xu, will have her then.
Xu Mo thought with malicious interest.
After a while,
Xu Mo found the room and opened the door.
Entering the living room,
Xu Mo threw her on the couch.
A first-line female star's home can't be bad, can it?
The decoration was quite luxurious, the room was quite large, and the sofa was quite comfortable and soft.
Especially suitable for people who like doing sports to exercise.
Ehem------------
"It's late, I'm going back."
"Can you get me some tea drinks?"
Lin An'an, like a sleeping beauty, rested on the couch, one delicate hand stroking her forehead, her eyebrows slightly frowning, looking a bit uncomfortable.
Xu Mo glanced at her a few times, then said, "Alright, wait a moment."
Xu Mo got up and left.
Looking for tea drinks.
At the moment Xu Mo left,
Lin An'an looked at his back, the corners of her mouth curving into an enticing arc.
"Your wife has already agreed to us, otherwise, I wouldn't dare do this, go home and ask your ma'am about it."
"Tonight, just stay with me."
Xu Mo searched around.
Found the kitchen.
The refrigerator inside was quite big.
Opening the refrigerator,
Various delicious and refreshing drinks filled it.
It didn't take Xu Mo too much effort
to find the tea drinks.
Tea could help sober up.
Carrying two bottles of green tea back to the living room,
Xu Mo saw Lin An'an lying on the couch, napping.
"Sleeping? Your tea drinks are on the tea table."
Lin An'an's mouth twitched slightly, and her long eyelashes trembled, then she opened her beautiful eyes.
"Ah, Xu Mo, can you help me open the bottle cap? I can't muster any strength."
Xu Mo twisted the cap for her and placed it in front of her.
"Drink it, drink it, opening the cap is fine, feeding you, no way."
"How come you know what I'm thinking?"
Xu Mo: "·····"
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All done then, huh?
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saw a female celebrity tied up and stuffed in the trunk! Little did he know, countless cameras were aimed at him at this moment - this was a new type of reality show. The first randomly selected passerby was caught in less than an hour. But when Xu Moru was selected, things started to take an unexpected turn. "Damn, this isn't how the script goes. This Xu Moru is too bold, he's not following the rules at all." "Crap, is this guy taking it seriously?" "The female celebrity has been scared to tears!"
