"Ah, I can't take it anymore."
Finally.
Xu Mo couldn't hold back and let out a loud shout.
Using his other hand, he pinched Shen Manni's mouth.
Then he yanked his hand back forcefully.
Next, he grabbed his socks, which he had just taken off not long ago.
He stuffed them into Shen Manni's mouth.
You say use a towel?
Not appropriate.
Socks it is.
By this time, Shen Manni had already lost consciousness.
She was out of her mind.
Xu Mo was in pain and his head felt like it was about to explode.
"Goddamn system, if you don't give me another way out, I'm done with this crappy plot!! I'm gonna kill the protagonist!"
Xu Mo's gaze grew increasingly vicious.
His killing intent surged.
You say a girl's first time is precious?
Does he, Xu Mo, look like the kind of guy who can't resist a pretty face?
He's really not interested in stupid women.
Nobody can change that.
"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining a Calmness Pill. Usage: Swallow. Effect: Eliminates all negative emotions."
Xu Mo was stunned.
"Why didn't you do this earlier?"
A small black pill, the size of a candy, appeared in Xu Mo's hand.
As for its appearance.
Think of a "Leg Stretching and Eye Bulging Pill."
Xu Mo didn't waste any time, repeating the process.
First, he pinched Shen Manni's mouth.
Then he took the socks out.
Finally, he shoved the Calmness Pill into her mouth.
Unfazed by the saliva and blood still on his hand, he waited for the pill to take effect.
The Calmness Pill was effective, working almost instantly.
Soon.
Shen Manni's eyes gradually regained clarity.
Xu Mo observed her for a while.
Aside from her slightly flushed cheeks, she had stopped thrashing about.
Only then did he go to the other side of the room and sit on a chair.
Xu Mo looked at his bleeding palm and couldn't help but ponder.
How would he explain this bite mark at the wedding?
Oh no!!!
It's all the system's crappy technique.
If he could, he'd want a refund.
What a waste.
What's with the claim of "Enduring Love Stronger Than Gold"?
"Unbreakable"?
What a joke!!!
Shen Manni wobbled to a sitting position, leaning against the headboard.
Her body was a mess.
But this had nothing to do with Xu Mo.
She did it all herself.
"You're awake, I should go."
Xu Mo noticed Shen Manni's gaze and snapped back curtly.
"Why didn't you take me?"
Shen Manni's voice trembled.
Huh?????
Xu Mo was completely baffled.
She's awake.
But not fully awake.
Xu Mo just took her words as nonsense.
The system's gifts are the worst.
This Calmness Pill is probably top-notch.
At least it wouldn't harm the protagonist.
Xu Mo bent down and picked up his clothes from the floor.
"I'm leaving."
The feeling was oddly bizarre.
Like he was some heartless asshole who just finished and walked out.
This time, Xu Mo had no extra intentions.
He wasn't in the mood to play with Shen Manni anymore.
After all, this wasn't like last time.
Last time, it must have been fake medicine.
The reaction wasn't this intense.
"Can you not go?"
Shen Manni regained some strength and climbed out of bed.
Barefoot, she walked step by step towards Xu Mo.
Her body was on full display.
Ethereal, like a bewitching red rose.
Xu Mo glanced at her briefly, then quickly looked away.
"Miss Shen, please behave."
"Hehe------------------"
Shen Manni let out a cold laugh.
"Back in the day, you called me Manni, now there's a new favorite?"
Xu Mo's eye twitched, "I have a wife."
"She's very young?" Shen Manni opened her red lips.
Xu Mo paused.
Sss!!!!!
How does this woman know what he's thinking?
Soon.
Xu Mo felt his hand being lifted.
Then it was placed on a warm and tender spot.
"If you think it's too small, I can go to a plastic surgery clinic."
Shen Manni looked into his eyes and spoke, word by word, her tone serious.
Her face was flushed.
Perhaps because the effects of the medicine hadn't fully worn off.
Or maybe Shen Manni was just shy.
Xu Mo pulled his hand away from Shen Manni.
"Small has its charms, you're perfect the way you are. No need to go to such places. Because you are you, you're a unique firework."
"So you're flirting with me now?" Shen Manni's red lips curved into an enchanting smile.
Xu Mo: "You can interpret it however you like."
This new side of Shen Manni.
Xu Mo found it hard to adapt to.
Better to make a quick exit.
"You said I'm perfect, so why don't you accept me?"
Shen Manni's voice suddenly grew louder.
She hugged Xu Mo from behind.
Her body pressed tightly against him.
Sss!!!!!
Xu Mo grimaced, took a deep breath, tears welling up in his eyes.
He was still in pain from being bitten earlier.
"Yes! You're great, but I just don't like you anymore! We're not compatible."
"What do you mean not compatible? I'm unmarried, you're unattached, there's still room to talk. I know I wasn't good enough before, but I can change to accommodate you."
"Accommodate my foot. One's on AM, the other on FM, what's there to accommodate?"
"Then I'll switch to your frequency."
"Switch your head! The relationship is over, maybe next life."
A tear rolled down Xu Mo's cheek, perfectly visible from Shen Manni's angle.
Then Xu Mo broke free from her grasp.
Leaving decisively.
Not even bothering with his shoes.
The tear was from the pain earlier.
It had been lingering in his eye.
Too much had accumulated, so it finally spilled over.
He wasn't about to absorb it back, was he?
This time.
Shen Manni didn't follow.
Instead, she watched Xu Mo's retreating figure.
Clang!
The door slammed shut.
Shen Manni's expression transitioned from shock to numbness, and finally to resignation.
Then she changed into a completely broken expression.
"Hehehe------------------"
She laughed alone in the room.
The sound was icy cold.
She returned to the bed.
As if searching for something.
Her gaze finally rested on a spot of crimson.
On the white bedding.
This splash of red stood out vividly.
Shen Manni leaned over, extended her delicate tongue, and licked it.
Then she slightly narrowed her eyes.
Her expression was one of profound enjoyment.
"Xu Mo, your taste is really amazing."
Alright, goodnight, dear~~~
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
iemie, male, Race: Moon. Hobby: Collecting anomalies. At first, he thought he possessed two systems: the Crimson Rainbow Moon and the Clear Cold Frost Moon. One day, he discovered that he himself could also become a system for others, holding the chessboard of fate. The Eighth Epoch, also known as the Eternal Moon Epoch. Humans, witches, elves, bloodline descendants, specters, demons, and spirits together compose a new history. Walking the path on behalf of the moon, before he knew it, Chen Miemie's footsteps were followed by all manner of strange and wondrous anomalies. As time passed, many titles circulated about him—The King in Yellow, Lord of Anomalies, Heart of the Eternal Moon, and more. "Me? I'm just a traveler who enjoys collecting interesting creatures," Chen Miemie said.
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
pression Bureau] Transported to a fantasy world overrun by demons and monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a jailer in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty's Demon Suppression Bureau. From this point on, bizarre cases frequently occur in the Demon Suppression Prison, once known as hell on earth and infamous for its gloomy, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the demons and monsters in the prison wail miserably every night? Why has the corpse demon, capable of transforming into various beauties, donned black stockings and switched careers to become a foot massage therapist? Why has the eye demon, expert in soul-snatching and illusions, turned into a VR headset? Why is the fox spirit performing otaku dances? Are all these occurrences a twisted expression of demonic nature, or a descent into moral depravity? After peeling away layer upon layer of mystery, all clues ultimately point to a jailer named Gu Qingfeng. Gu Qingfeng: "Hehehe... My dear demons and monsters, whose card shall we flip today?"
