Let's go back to the earlier part.
As soon as Xu Mo finished speaking, he was instantly humiliated by Shen Manni's slap-slap-slap.
She stumbled towards him, as if exerting all her strength,
and finally crashed into Xu Mo's embrace.
At that moment, Xu Mo was fervently shouting, praying that this foolish woman could see what was happening and not confuse friend with foe.
Well, the ideal was as plump as could be,
yet reality was as harsh as it gets.
In the end, the foolish woman chose him.
This time, Xu Mo was genuinely bewildered.
【Foolish woman, do you think the Dragon King knows about this?】
【Love is like a light, green enough to make you panic.】
Tao Xiaoyi couldn't stop grinning, "See that?! My sister-in-law made her choice, are you satisfied now? Can you leave now?"
Lin Fan's face and head turned green.
This potent remedy of his,
without an antidote,
it's beyond cure!!!
All the hard work and meticulous scheming beforehand,
just to wait for this moment.
But what should never have happened,
was Xu Mo's appearance.
Mother yay!!!
And he even walked away with a ready-made victory.
How could Lin Fan not be furious?
"Idiot!!! The one who should leave is you!!! You all deserve to die."
Lin Fan spoke coldly.
No matter what,
Lin Fan knew one thing now.
Even if he managed to snatch Shen Manni away from Xu Mo's grasp,
Shen Manni's memories of this encounter would still be very hazy.
So why not take the opportunity to seize her?
Was he really going to let Xu Mo steal his thunder?
Tao Xiaoyi was momentarily stunned.
This Lin Fan could change his attitude in the blink of an eye.
The weather didn't even change as fast as his expressions.
"You're not leaving, are you? Well, I'm calling for backup."
Tao Xiaoyi said discontentedly.
【What backup are you calling for?!】
【Let's just pretend we can't handle it and make a quick escape】
【What a great opportunity, don't you see it? The protagonist takes the heroine from the antagonist's clutches and then—】
Xu Mo couldn't be bothered to complain anymore.
This Tao Xiaoyi truly lacked the ability to read the situation.
At that moment,
"Ding, temporary mission issued."
"Please save Shen Manni according to the previous life's plot. Reward: Advanced proficiency in Bajiquan."
"Mission time: 24 hours."
Oh------------------
Xu Mo was dumbfounded.
The long-awaited dog system finally spoke.
It was no easy feat!!!
But have a look at what it's saying, is it even human language?
Bandits!!!
It's a bandit!!!
Dammit, even more than a bandit!!!
Bandits still have some face.
This dog system doesn't even want face.
It's truly too damn unpleasant.
"Hehehe------------ You think your people will get here faster, or will I knock you all down quicker?"
Lin Fan revealed a disdainful smile, taking step after step towards Tao Xiaoyi's direction.
Tao Xiaoyi was stunned.
This Lin Fan wasn't playing by the rules anymore.
How incredibly shameless, right?
The closer Lin Fan got,
the stronger the intangible pressure became.
Tao Xiaoyi didn't know what to do.
Despair!!! Frustration!!!
It's too damn inhuman.
Tao Xiaoyi looked at Xu Mo, hoping his big brother could step up.
Come up with a solution.
Otherwise, both of them would be done for today.
Xu Mo, cool as a cucumber, took out his phone.
This time, Lin Fan wasn't in a rush.
Let Xu Mo make his call.
Let's see who gets there first,
his people or Lin Fan's fists.
"Xu Ge, you take Sister-in-law and leave later, I'll hold the fort for a bit."
Tao Xiaoyi, although slightly uneasy in his heart, was still very loyal when it came to brotherhood.
Xu Mo didn't respond.
Not long after,
the DJ at the bar was stopped by the staff.
The dancing men and women were all unhappy.
"What's going on?! There's no power outage, why's the DJ gone tonight?"
"I was just getting into it, where did the DJ go? Keep the music going, keep dancing!!!"
"Damn!!! Did someone order takeout?"
"I don't know!!!"
Lin Fan was stunned.
How could Xu Mo do this?
What the hell is this even playing at!!!
He was planning to take advantage of the dim lighting to get things done.
But now it's not possible anymore.
The lights shone brightly shortly after.
Someone recognized Xu Mo and noticed the situation here.
Come on,
this is Xu family's Dark Night Bar.
And Xu Mo's reputation is no small matter.
It's only natural for them to recognize the boss.
Lin Fan's face darkened to the extreme.
"I should have crippled you earlier!!!"
Xu Mo, unfazed, continued dialing the phone.
This time, it was the police emergency number.
"Yes, at the Dark Night Bar, there's a brawl going on, please send someone over quickly, there are still fresh bloodstains on the ground. Dispatch quickly, I'm under personal threat, if you don't hurry, I might be dead."
Tao Xiaoyi was completely dumbfounded.
Lin Fan was wide-eyed and speechless.
What kind of bizarre move was this?
The moment the lights came on,
Lin Fan had wanted to leave and reconsider.
But what was Xu Mo calling the police for?
Were they still playing by the rules?
Did this guy still have any professional ethics?
It was a well-known fact that privileged young dandies never bothered the police.
And Xu Mo's reason was simple.
In the typical plot where the Crooked-mouthed Dragon King returns to the city,
the protagonist beats up the antagonist,
damn ferocious.
He even dares to spit out blood,
threatening that if there's anything to settle, come at him.
If you're a man, don't go bothering the xxx heroine.
Then the antagonist starts acting like a fool.
Planning to call for backup and fight.
And then comes the even more exciting part.
The heroine takes out her phone, recording the antagonist's threats.
Threatening back: If you dare to touch him, I'll immediately call the police on you, this is evidence.
To sum it up,
the protagonist can beat people, but the antagonist, because of his powerful influence, wants to settle it privately or never thinks of involving the police.
While the antagonist starts beating people, before even getting started, he's threatened with a call to the police.
What kind of nonsense is this!!
Xu Mo, because of the plot requirements, had no choice but to act dumb,
keeping one eye open and the other closed.
Did he really not know to call the police?
Tao Xiaoyi couldn't help swallowing his saliva, foolishly asking, "Xu Ge, why did you call the police?"
Xu Mo glanced at this poor kid.
"When in trouble, look for Uncle Policeman! How simple a principle."
"But we—"
"When we encounter injustice, we can solve it ourselves? Do we have the power and status to do as we please?"
After these words,
Tao Xiaoyi was left speechless.
Probably feeling guilty, Tao Xiaoyi's eyes avoided contact.
Xu Mo couldn't help but purse his lips, continuing to add.
"Did you see the stuff on the ground? Blood!!! You didn't do anything shady, what are you afraid of? Ghosts knocking on your door? Did you hit anyone? Did you stir up any trouble?"
Lin Fan was furious, everyone, come see, can anyone say such things?

shall grant"] ["Inscribing the glory of our race upon tombstones"] ["All that is threatened, I shall protect"] How his younger sister sees her brother: A brother who only makes eye contact once a day, mostly fading into the background as he tinkers with who-knows-what in his room all day. Their life paths should have remained largely separate. Until one day. Su Qi created an equipment card for his never-met "online girlfriend." His sister fell into silent contemplation upon receiving the "white stockings." [Card can be upgraded] [Upgrade by fulfilling any of the following conditions] [Condition ①: Consume one hundred higher-tier cards] [Condition ②: Complete one 'Heart-Pounding Adventure'] What constitutes a Heart-Pounding Adventure? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Beginner Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to admire it.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Easy Level): Equip the card, invite 'Su Qi' to touch it, and analyze the equipment's texture.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Entry Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to...] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Challenge Level): Freely combine the words 'Brother' 'Out' 'Brother' 'Me' 'Please' into a complete sentence...] "Please help me analyze both teams' mistakes in this match, brother..." His sister exhaled in relief—surely... surely there couldn't be anything more difficult? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Suicide Mission Level): Sneak a peek at the names of the galgames in 'Su Qi's' hidden E-drive folder]

saw a female celebrity tied up and stuffed in the trunk! Little did he know, countless cameras were aimed at him at this moment - this was a new type of reality show. The first randomly selected passerby was caught in less than an hour. But when Xu Moru was selected, things started to take an unexpected turn. "Damn, this isn't how the script goes. This Xu Moru is too bold, he's not following the rules at all." "Crap, is this guy taking it seriously?" "The female celebrity has been scared to tears!"

reezy rom-com) Good news: Jiang Liu is quite the ladies' man. Bad news: He’s lost his memory. Lying in a hospital bed, Jiang Liu listens to a parade of goddesses spouting "absurd claims," feeling like the world is one giant game of Werewolf. "Jiang Liu, I’m your first love." "Jiang Liu, you’re my boyfriend—she’s your ex." "Jiang Liu, we’re close friends who’ve shared a bed, remember?" "Jiang Liu, I want to have your baby." The now-lucid Jiang Liu is convinced this must be some elaborate scam... until someone drops the bombshell: "The day before you lost your memory, you confessed your feelings—and got into a relationship." Jiang Liu is utterly baffled. So... who the hell is his actual girlfriend?! ... Before recovering his memories, Jiang Liu must navigate this minefield of lies and sincerity, fighting to protect himself from these women’s schemes. But things spiral even further out of control as more people show up at his doorstep—each with increasingly unhinged antics. On the bright side, the memories he lost due to overwhelming trauma seem to be resurfacing. Great news, right? So why are they all panicking now?

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)