Let's go back to the earlier part.
As soon as Xu Mo finished speaking, he was instantly humiliated by Shen Manni's slap-slap-slap.
She stumbled towards him, as if exerting all her strength,
and finally crashed into Xu Mo's embrace.
At that moment, Xu Mo was fervently shouting, praying that this foolish woman could see what was happening and not confuse friend with foe.
Well, the ideal was as plump as could be,
yet reality was as harsh as it gets.
In the end, the foolish woman chose him.
This time, Xu Mo was genuinely bewildered.
【Foolish woman, do you think the Dragon King knows about this?】
【Love is like a light, green enough to make you panic.】
Tao Xiaoyi couldn't stop grinning, "See that?! My sister-in-law made her choice, are you satisfied now? Can you leave now?"
Lin Fan's face and head turned green.
This potent remedy of his,
without an antidote,
it's beyond cure!!!
All the hard work and meticulous scheming beforehand,
just to wait for this moment.
But what should never have happened,
was Xu Mo's appearance.
Mother yay!!!
And he even walked away with a ready-made victory.
How could Lin Fan not be furious?
"Idiot!!! The one who should leave is you!!! You all deserve to die."
Lin Fan spoke coldly.
No matter what,
Lin Fan knew one thing now.
Even if he managed to snatch Shen Manni away from Xu Mo's grasp,
Shen Manni's memories of this encounter would still be very hazy.
So why not take the opportunity to seize her?
Was he really going to let Xu Mo steal his thunder?
Tao Xiaoyi was momentarily stunned.
This Lin Fan could change his attitude in the blink of an eye.
The weather didn't even change as fast as his expressions.
"You're not leaving, are you? Well, I'm calling for backup."
Tao Xiaoyi said discontentedly.
【What backup are you calling for?!】
【Let's just pretend we can't handle it and make a quick escape】
【What a great opportunity, don't you see it? The protagonist takes the heroine from the antagonist's clutches and then—】
Xu Mo couldn't be bothered to complain anymore.
This Tao Xiaoyi truly lacked the ability to read the situation.
At that moment,
"Ding, temporary mission issued."
"Please save Shen Manni according to the previous life's plot. Reward: Advanced proficiency in Bajiquan."
"Mission time: 24 hours."
Oh------------------
Xu Mo was dumbfounded.
The long-awaited dog system finally spoke.
It was no easy feat!!!
But have a look at what it's saying, is it even human language?
Bandits!!!
It's a bandit!!!
Dammit, even more than a bandit!!!
Bandits still have some face.
This dog system doesn't even want face.
It's truly too damn unpleasant.
"Hehehe------------ You think your people will get here faster, or will I knock you all down quicker?"
Lin Fan revealed a disdainful smile, taking step after step towards Tao Xiaoyi's direction.
Tao Xiaoyi was stunned.
This Lin Fan wasn't playing by the rules anymore.
How incredibly shameless, right?
The closer Lin Fan got,
the stronger the intangible pressure became.
Tao Xiaoyi didn't know what to do.
Despair!!! Frustration!!!
It's too damn inhuman.
Tao Xiaoyi looked at Xu Mo, hoping his big brother could step up.
Come up with a solution.
Otherwise, both of them would be done for today.
Xu Mo, cool as a cucumber, took out his phone.
This time, Lin Fan wasn't in a rush.
Let Xu Mo make his call.
Let's see who gets there first,
his people or Lin Fan's fists.
"Xu Ge, you take Sister-in-law and leave later, I'll hold the fort for a bit."
Tao Xiaoyi, although slightly uneasy in his heart, was still very loyal when it came to brotherhood.
Xu Mo didn't respond.
Not long after,
the DJ at the bar was stopped by the staff.
The dancing men and women were all unhappy.
"What's going on?! There's no power outage, why's the DJ gone tonight?"
"I was just getting into it, where did the DJ go? Keep the music going, keep dancing!!!"
"Damn!!! Did someone order takeout?"
"I don't know!!!"
Lin Fan was stunned.
How could Xu Mo do this?
What the hell is this even playing at!!!
He was planning to take advantage of the dim lighting to get things done.
But now it's not possible anymore.
The lights shone brightly shortly after.
Someone recognized Xu Mo and noticed the situation here.
Come on,
this is Xu family's Dark Night Bar.
And Xu Mo's reputation is no small matter.
It's only natural for them to recognize the boss.
Lin Fan's face darkened to the extreme.
"I should have crippled you earlier!!!"
Xu Mo, unfazed, continued dialing the phone.
This time, it was the police emergency number.
"Yes, at the Dark Night Bar, there's a brawl going on, please send someone over quickly, there are still fresh bloodstains on the ground. Dispatch quickly, I'm under personal threat, if you don't hurry, I might be dead."
Tao Xiaoyi was completely dumbfounded.
Lin Fan was wide-eyed and speechless.
What kind of bizarre move was this?
The moment the lights came on,
Lin Fan had wanted to leave and reconsider.
But what was Xu Mo calling the police for?
Were they still playing by the rules?
Did this guy still have any professional ethics?
It was a well-known fact that privileged young dandies never bothered the police.
And Xu Mo's reason was simple.
In the typical plot where the Crooked-mouthed Dragon King returns to the city,
the protagonist beats up the antagonist,
damn ferocious.
He even dares to spit out blood,
threatening that if there's anything to settle, come at him.
If you're a man, don't go bothering the xxx heroine.
Then the antagonist starts acting like a fool.
Planning to call for backup and fight.
And then comes the even more exciting part.
The heroine takes out her phone, recording the antagonist's threats.
Threatening back: If you dare to touch him, I'll immediately call the police on you, this is evidence.
To sum it up,
the protagonist can beat people, but the antagonist, because of his powerful influence, wants to settle it privately or never thinks of involving the police.
While the antagonist starts beating people, before even getting started, he's threatened with a call to the police.
What kind of nonsense is this!!
Xu Mo, because of the plot requirements, had no choice but to act dumb,
keeping one eye open and the other closed.
Did he really not know to call the police?
Tao Xiaoyi couldn't help swallowing his saliva, foolishly asking, "Xu Ge, why did you call the police?"
Xu Mo glanced at this poor kid.
"When in trouble, look for Uncle Policeman! How simple a principle."
"But we—"
"When we encounter injustice, we can solve it ourselves? Do we have the power and status to do as we please?"
After these words,
Tao Xiaoyi was left speechless.
Probably feeling guilty, Tao Xiaoyi's eyes avoided contact.
Xu Mo couldn't help but purse his lips, continuing to add.
"Did you see the stuff on the ground? Blood!!! You didn't do anything shady, what are you afraid of? Ghosts knocking on your door? Did you hit anyone? Did you stir up any trouble?"
Lin Fan was furious, everyone, come see, can anyone say such things?
pression Bureau] Transported to a fantasy world overrun by demons and monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a jailer in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty's Demon Suppression Bureau. From this point on, bizarre cases frequently occur in the Demon Suppression Prison, once known as hell on earth and infamous for its gloomy, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the demons and monsters in the prison wail miserably every night? Why has the corpse demon, capable of transforming into various beauties, donned black stockings and switched careers to become a foot massage therapist? Why has the eye demon, expert in soul-snatching and illusions, turned into a VR headset? Why is the fox spirit performing otaku dances? Are all these occurrences a twisted expression of demonic nature, or a descent into moral depravity? After peeling away layer upon layer of mystery, all clues ultimately point to a jailer named Gu Qingfeng. Gu Qingfeng: "Hehehe... My dear demons and monsters, whose card shall we flip today?"
e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
