Xu Fuqiang's face went rigid.
What the heck?
It wasn't his own little rascal who brought this?
Acting generously with someone else's gift, huh?!
Xu Fuqiang's face grew even darker.
What was wrong with learning anything else? Why this?
His hand instinctively reached for his Seven Wolves belt.
This little rascal was better off gone.
Saves him from embarrassing the Xu family name in the future.
The root of the problem was little Xu Mo being dishonest!!
Zhang Hong froze for a moment, looking surprised at Xu Mo.
"Xiao Mo, it really wasn't you?"
Xu Mo spouted nonsense with a straight face: "It wasn't me!!!!! Absolutely not me!!!!"
His expression and tone were as sincere as could be.
He then added, "It was someone named Lin Fan."
Everyone was shocked.
Especially Zhang Hong, Zhang Tianhao, and Xu Mo's parents.
They had no idea who this Lin Fan was.
【Cousin, stop messing around. Show your elder cousin some face and don't say it was me!!】
【It was clearly Lin Fan who gave it, how can you say it was me?】
【I saw the Female Dragon King hand the dog-skin plaster to you with my own eyes】
【And the innocent, naive, somewhat silly Female Dragon King—what bad intentions could she possibly have?】
【She wouldn't sell out her old boss Lin Fan, would she?】
Xu Mo was utterly speechless.
But he still silently gave himself a thumbs up for his cleverness.
What was there to fear?
Xu Mo had an alibi.
Zhang Naixi hadn't noticed him at that time.
As for An Youyi betraying him?
Come on.
She was on the Dragon King Hall side.
She was super brave, okay?
She was too busy plotting against him to have any spare time to help him out.
Xu Mo’s explanation sounded quite convincing.
But in reality, it was the exact opposite.
All the female protagonists could hear his inner thoughts.
"Hehehe-------------------------Grandpa, my cousin just likes to joke around, don't take it to heart."
Zhang Naixi said with a smile.
She started explaining for Xu Mo.
"Ah?? Is that so??"
Zhang Hong was stunned.
“Yes!!!!” Zhang Naixi smiled even brighter, looking at the other female leads.
"Right?"
The women all nodded and shared their opinions.
"Indeed, Xu Mo is great in every way, but sometimes he loves to make over-the-top jokes, like saying he doesn't like me. Actually, he loves me very much!"
"The last time Xu Mo said he didn't love me was, well, the last time."
"What are you talking about? Can we not steer the topic in a weird direction?"
It's time to get married.
Xu Mo is getting married.
The bride isn't them.
Now Xu Mo's parents are here.
Even if they can't become Xu Mo's bride.
They still want to annoy Zhou Qiaoqiao a bit.
And make their feelings known.
To show their determination.
Xu Fuqiang and Su Ting were utterly dumbfounded again.
Being old married couples, a single glance was enough to know what the other was thinking.
Xu Fuqiang: Is this still my son? When did he become so popular?
Su Ting: If he's not your son, whose son could he be? Old Xu, our son has talent—isn't that something to be happy about? With our family's condition, we could raise as many grandchildren as we want. Why don't we loosen up a bit? Let the Xu family say goodbye to the one-line tradition of misery?
Xu Fuqiang: Hmph-----tui!!!! Cheap--cough cough cough----you’re letting him run wild like this, what will society think of us?
I absolutely disagree!!! I absolutely disagree!!!
Su Ting: Why don't you take a second wife then?
Xu Fuqiang: That's terrible---------a good fart!!! I, Xu Fuqiang, am not that kind of person.
Zhang Hong's expression was a bit odd.
This atmosphere was so awkward!!!!
The Xu family's kid really had skills!!!!
Looking at Zhang family's younger generation.
If they could be half as capable as Xu Mo.
The Zhang family wouldn't have to worry about declining numbers.
"Little rascal, if that dog-skin plaster was your doing, just admit it honestly!"
Xu Fuqiang said, with a furious expression.
He was getting anxious.
You've already shown your hand.
Do you really think you can take it back?
You can't take back spilled water.
Cough cough cough---------------
Under various pressures.
Xu Mo gave a bitter smile and reluctantly admitted it.
Yet he couldn't figure out why An Youyi didn't follow his script.
When it came time to act,
she didn't play along.
Why?!?!?!
Soon...
Xu Mo figured out the reason.
It was all because of this Crooked-mouthed Dragon King.
In the distance.
Lin Fan's face was dark as he glared viciously at them.
Especially at Xu Mo!!!!
This Xu Mo was utterly despicable.
Pretending to bestow a fateful opportunity.
In reality.
Using the excuse of offering a fateful opportunity.
To test An Youyi.
Fortunately, An Youyi was no ordinary person—she was the world's top assassin.
She had noticed Xu Mo.
Otherwise, it would have been exposed by now.
"Damn it!!!! You despicable playboy, how dare you toy with me!!!!"
"All these things should have been mine, why?! Why do you have them?"
"You don't deserve them!!!! You don't deserve them!!!!"
"You shameless traitor, you’re so devious, utterly detestable."
Lin Fan thought darkly, his face twisted.
If Xu Mo hadn't interfered.
Maybe he would have already been brought to Zhang Hong by Zhang Naixi.
And analyzed Zhang Hong's condition, treating it to gain favor.
Everything would have been so natural.
Not exaggerating in the slightest.
Lin Fan believed that he might have been able to take things further with Zhang Naixi.
After all, once you gain the family's approval.
Trying to get close to the person.
With the parents not objecting.
Isn't it half the battle won?
"Holy crap!!!! The nerve!!!!!"
"How is it that you're everywhere!!!!!"
"Was all of this part of your planned scheme again?"
Xu Mo's thoughts were racing.
Before long.
He realized a serious issue.
That he had stumbled upon.
An Youyi’s conversation with Lin Fan.
Damn it!!!!!!
No matter how well he planned.
In the end, he messed it up himself.
It was a masterstroke of disaster!!!!
If he hadn't shown up there.
The Female Dragon King wouldn't have been so cautious.
But since Xu Mo was a witness, the situation was different.
The Female Dragon King wouldn’t dare betray Lin Fan in front of him, would she?
Pretending to betray him.
In reality, stealthily advancing her own agenda.
To dispel Xu Mo's suspicion.
Xu Mo thought more and more tiredly.
He really wanted to sit down with An Youyi and go over the script.
To prove himself.
That he was the kind of brainless antagonist.
One who gets betrayed by his own people and still counts their money for them.
Not the cunning antagonist.
Who plots step by step.
Trying to usurp the protagonist's role.
Could you look at him and even think that?
Good night, folks~~~~~
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
ine. During your journey, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her elder brother】 【You rely on each other, becoming each other's support】 【At the end of the simulation, you shield the now-grown girl with your life, sacrificing yourself to block numerous demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in the girl's eyes fades】 …… 【Second Simulation: You are transported to a world where steam and magic coexist】 【You immerse yourself in the study of magic, obsessed with its research. One day, while out, you encounter a half-blooded demon girl wandering the streets. You take her in as your student】 【You teach the demoness what it means to be human, show her the beauty of the world, and nurture her into a miracle that surpasses even the gods】 【At the end of the simulation, you die of old age in front of the nearly immortal demoness due to your mortal lifespan】 …… One simulation after another, one encounter after another. Xu Xi suddenly felt something was off: "Wait, you said you're coming to the real world to find me?"
+【Epic Battles!】 "Your Highness, they say Linxi Temple is miraculous. Won’t you make a wish?" "A wish? It should be making wishes to me." "That may be so, but since you’re already here..." "..." "Fine. Then grant this princess a consort to play with." "He must be obedient, devoted, and utterly infatuated with my body—so much so that he’d kneel and kiss my feet." "Your Highness, that’s not a consort. That’s a dog." "Then add clever, witty, heroic, ambitious yet pragmatic..." "Hmm, that’s enough for now. I’ll add more later." After tossing out these words half in jest, Princess Anle departed the temple—only to catch a fleeting glimpse of the Bodhisattva statue smiling at her. Meanwhile, Yang An, fresh out of university, was having a very bad day. Good news: He’d transmigrated into another world with a cheat granting tenfold combat power. Bad news: He’d immediately fallen into the clutches of a certain villainess. Good news: Said villainess possessed peerless beauty and royal status. Bad news: She was absolutely monstrous!!! In the frozen wilderness, Yang An knelt beneath Qin Guo’er’s feet, drenched in sweat despite the cold. Desperately clutching her porcelain-perfect foot—the very one poised to crush his throat—he could only think: How do I survive this?! Need answers NOW!
d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!
