Gao Liyuan sat with her legs crossed, sipping on her chilled "Happy Water for Chubby Homebodies" with delight. "So, what exactly happened to your hand?" she asked.
Wuwuwu----------
"It was taken by a woman even scarier than you," Gao Liming thought bitterly.
But if he said it out loud, he’d definitely be laughed at, right?
So, he chose to keep it to himself.
"You haven’t said anything about yourself yet. You came back just like that, afraid someone might recognize you?"
"Afraid? I’m terrified!"
Gao Liyuan nodded without hesitation.
Gao Liming’s eyelid twitched.
But he quickly understood the reason.
He sighed and then asked, "You didn’t come back just to see me, did you?"
"You’re short on money, right? How much do you need? Name the amount, and I’ll transfer it to you."
No one visits without a reason.
Gao Liyuan wouldn’t come back unless she needed something.
And aside from money, Gao Liming couldn’t think of any other reason.
Gao Liyuan’s eyes lit up for a moment, and her throat moved as if she was about to say something. But then, as if she remembered something, she pursed her lips and said, "Kid, do you think your sister is the kind of person who’s obsessed with money?"
"Shallow! So damn shallow!"
"If you dare test my moral limits with money again, I’ll straight-up teach you a lesson!"
Sssss!!!!!!!
Gao Liming’s face was filled with shock.
My dear sister.
Do you even have a moral limit?
Have you forgotten how you’ve screwed me over in the past?
"Yes, yes, my sister is absolutely right," Gao Liming nodded repeatedly.
When talking to women, logic doesn’t work.
Because most women don’t follow logic.
If she says a cow can fly, you just agree and move on.
Of course, Gao Liyuan knew her little brother was just humoring her.
But she didn’t care.
After the small talk ended, Gao Liyuan took another swig of her "Happy Water for Chubby Homebodies" and then said, "I heard you joined an organization called the Dragon King Hall overseas?"
Huh???????
Gao Liming was dumbfounded.
Since when did his sister become so badass?
How did she even know about this?
"Sis, how do you know about this?" Gao Liming asked curiously.
This was supposed to be a secret.
Even the old man didn’t know.
"Let me finish first."
"Oh, sure, no problem."
"The leader of your Dragon King Hall is named Lin Fan, right?"
"Uh... yeah, that’s right."
"And you’re one of Lin Fan’s lackeys, right?"
"Right—wait, no! How could I willingly be someone else’s lackey? Sis, you know me better than that!"
Gao Liming retorted indignantly.
Gao Liyuan, with no regard for her image, gnawed on a spicy chicken claw and mumbled with her mouth full, "Is that so?"
Gao Liming nodded earnestly, his face full of seriousness.
"Yes!!!!!"
"Would I lie to you?"
After a pause, he became even more curious about how Gao Liyuan knew all this.
"Sis, where did you get this intel?"
Gao Liyuan rolled her eyes and said proudly, "Your sister works in intelligence. How do you think I know?"
Gao Liming began to question his life.
But this was just the appetizer.
What came next made him question his existence even more.
Gao Liyuan continued, "Lin Fan got played by a woman named Red Rose, and he wasn’t happy about it. So, he called you in to settle the score."
"But you severely overestimated your own abilities and underestimated your opponent. Red Rose even got your home address."
Gao Liming was almost shocked out of his wits.
Spot on!
So accurate!!!
Three years apart, and she’s become a whole new person.
Even fortune tellers aren’t as precise as Gao Liyuan when it comes to gathering intel.
Gao Liming looked at her like she was some kind of deity, then gritted his teeth and cursed, "Damn it!!!!"
"It’s all because of this underdeveloped body of mine. Give me an adult body, and let’s see what happens!"
"That Red Rose is so lame!!! She only won because she’s physically stronger. Otherwise, how could I have lost?"
"Sis, you came back just in time. Help me find Red Rose’s address. I’m gonna make her pay..."
*Whack!*
It happened so fast!!!!
Gao Liming’s head was slapped hard by his sister.
"Ow!!! That hurts! Sis, what was that for?"
Gao Liming held his head, looking at Gao Liyuan in confusion.
You don’t hit people on the head.
Gao Liyuan’s slap was heavy, clearly not holding back.
"Oh, so you want another chance? Who did you say you were going to make pay?"
Gao Liyuan looked at him with a smirk.
"Red... Red..."
Gao Liming, feeling wronged, thought his sister hadn’t heard him clearly. But when he met her murderous gaze and saw her hand raised threateningly in the air, even he, as dense as he was, caught on.
And he wasn’t that dense.
"Sis, you’re Red Rose!???"
Gao Liyuan shrugged her delicate shoulders, chugged the rest of her "Happy Water," and let out a satisfied burp.
"The one and only."
The truth was out!!!!
So that’s how it was.
Gao Liming slumped into his chair.
Thinking about it now, he didn’t lose unfairly!!!
Damn it!
Stupid Dragon King.
He called me in to face off against my own sister.
What was that guy even thinking?
Using a dragon-slaying sword to kill a chicken?
"Do you still want to settle the score?"
Gao Liyuan glanced at him.
The latter forced a smile, squeezing out an expression that looked more painful than crying.
"I don’t want to settle anything anymore."
"It’s all that idiot Dragon King’s fault!"
"I didn’t know Red Rose was you, sis."
"This was all a misunderstanding."
Gao Liyuan opened another bag of chicken claws, munching as she spoke.
"What did Lin Fan offer you?"
"Uh..."
Gao Liming’s face couldn’t hold back anymore, and he broke.
He rubbed his thumb and index finger together, gesturing.
"Not much, just some worthless stone."
Gao Liyuan narrowed her eyes. This little rascal wasn’t being honest.
If it were just some worthless stone, would you have taken the job?
But it didn’t matter.
Who cares who’s screwing who?
Gao Liyuan had read plenty of novels, including those targeted at male readers.
No wonder Lin Fan was so stingy and loved haggling!
So, he’s the protagonist!!!!
The protagonist = spends the least money, exerts the least effort, reaps the most benefits, and has all the beautiful women around him.
*Ptooey*---------
Gao Liyuan stroked her chin, thought for a moment, and then dropped a bombshell.
"Little bro, just sell me out! Complete your mission and get your reward!"
Gao Liming was stunned.
What? What? What?
What the hell is all this?!!
Even someone as smart as him couldn’t keep up with the crazy woman’s bizarre train of thought.
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Moshi moshi, posting early today. There’ll be more around 8 PM, or maybe even earlier.
+【Epic Battles!】 "Your Highness, they say Linxi Temple is miraculous. Won’t you make a wish?" "A wish? It should be making wishes to me." "That may be so, but since you’re already here..." "..." "Fine. Then grant this princess a consort to play with." "He must be obedient, devoted, and utterly infatuated with my body—so much so that he’d kneel and kiss my feet." "Your Highness, that’s not a consort. That’s a dog." "Then add clever, witty, heroic, ambitious yet pragmatic..." "Hmm, that’s enough for now. I’ll add more later." After tossing out these words half in jest, Princess Anle departed the temple—only to catch a fleeting glimpse of the Bodhisattva statue smiling at her. Meanwhile, Yang An, fresh out of university, was having a very bad day. Good news: He’d transmigrated into another world with a cheat granting tenfold combat power. Bad news: He’d immediately fallen into the clutches of a certain villainess. Good news: Said villainess possessed peerless beauty and royal status. Bad news: She was absolutely monstrous!!! In the frozen wilderness, Yang An knelt beneath Qin Guo’er’s feet, drenched in sweat despite the cold. Desperately clutching her porcelain-perfect foot—the very one poised to crush his throat—he could only think: How do I survive this?! Need answers NOW!
d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!
. As long as he maintains the villain image and follows the plot to the grand finale, he can obtain generous rewards and return to the real world. So Gu Chen'an entered the role and began to act as a scumbag villain, but who would have expected that the female leads could hear his inner thoughts. Miss Su from the Su family was shocked: "I originally thought Gu Chen'an was a scumbag, but I didn't expect he turned out to be a gentleman! What? You said I have to call off the engagement? I definitely won't, I'll piss you off!" Bai Yuan Tian was dumbfounded: "Young Master Gu is usually unreasonable and a complete brat, but he actually calls me little sweetie in his heart? What, Young Master Gu even said he likes me?" As the female leads' images collapsed more and more, the plot also collapsed with it. Gu Chen'an looked at all this chaos. "Ladies, don't aggro me, if you keep this up the male lead really will stab me, I still need to survive to the grand finale!"
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
