“Since you haven’t started eating, sister, it wouldn’t be proper for me to begin first. Let’s wait for the soup together.”
“We’ll start once the soup is served.”
Yang Jingying smiled and replied.
The two were playing a game of politeness that deserved an 82 out of 100. The remaining 666 points were withheld in three installments, lest they become too proud.
Neither dared to touch their chopsticks.
Xu Shi and the others were in no hurry to start either.
As time passed, the growling of their stomachs became impossible to ignore.
Xu Shi and the others couldn’t help but think that the soup probably wasn’t anything ordinary either.
They had had enough.
They would have to ask the server to replace it later!
Who in their right mind would dare to eat this?
No one dared to take a bite.
Not long after, there was a knock at the door.
The server pushed a cart back into the room.
She glanced at the table.
Good heavens!
Not a single insect had been touched.
Cough, cough, cough…
Weren’t these ladies supposed to be adventurous eaters?
Why weren’t they eating?
The server placed the six bowls of soup on the table one by one.
Then, with a polite smile, she reminded them,
“Ahem… everything’s here now. Why aren’t you eating?”
The server meant well, but she quickly realized her mistake.
She shouldn’t have said anything.
After all, customers who ordered these kinds of dishes usually had some experience with them.
But here, the dishes on the table remained untouched.
Clearly, these were all first-timers.
They hadn’t even dared to look at the food, let alone eat it.
“Ladies, your Dragon and Phoenix Soup is all served, and the other dishes are ready too.”
“I won’t disturb you any longer. Please enjoy your meal. I’ll take my leave now.”
With that, the server awkwardly turned and left.
“Thank you,” the women replied politely.
Then they silently stared at the soup.
Wait, no—it was Dragon and Phoenix Soup.
There was snake in it.
Xu Shi’s lips twitched.
She couldn’t help but mutter to herself,
“Damn it! Why did I thank her? I should’ve asked her to replace the whole meal. What a blunder!”
The so-called Dragon and Phoenix Soup was just a fancy name people had come up with.
Wasn’t it just chicken soup mixed with snake soup?
Since when did chicken become a phoenix?
And when did snakes evolve into dragons?
If the person who named this dish were here,
she’d make sure to give them a piece of her mind.
This was false advertising at its finest!
How shameless!!!!
At least chickens and snakes were somewhat related in the animal kingdom.
But this? This was straight-up mythology.
Zhou Qiaoqiao swallowed hard, her red lips trembling slightly.
“Sister, the soup’s here. Let’s drink up. This Dragon and Phoenix Soup is very nourishing.”
Yang Jingying’s face turned pale. “Hehe… didn’t you say you were experienced with this kind of thing? Surely you know how to enjoy this soup. Why don’t you show us how it’s done?”
Dragon and Phoenix Soup sounded fancy,
but it was just chicken and snake boiled together.
On the table, alongside this soup,
were various insects.
The epitome of dark cuisine!
Show off her skills?
If you’re so brave, why don’t you do it yourself?
Zhou Qiaoqiao rolled her eyes. “That was a long time ago. How about this—let’s both drink it together. No backing out, okay?”
Zhou Qiaoqiao was certain Yang Jingying wouldn’t be able to stomach it.
She said this to make the other woman back down.
Don’t push her into doing something she couldn’t handle.
“Hmph… the water beetles sound delicious. Why don’t you try one first?” Yang Jingying sneered.
Trying to stall?
No way!
No matter what,
she was determined to make Zhou Qiaoqiao take the first bite.
Only if Zhou Qiaoqiao ate those disgusting little bugs first
would she consider it a victory.
Zhou Qiaoqiao was speechless.
Water beetles? Those black cockroach-like things?
How could anyone eat that?
Was dragging this out really necessary?
If Yang Jingying didn’t eat first,
she wasn’t going to budge either.
Otherwise,
what was the point of calling her “sister”?
Xu Shi cleared her throat. “Sisters, could I offer a suggestion?”
Yang Jingying and Zhou Qiaoqiao stopped their battle of wills
and turned to Xu Shi.
Xu Shi pointed a slightly trembling finger at the food on the table.
“I think none of us have much of an appetite here.”
“It’s not that we’re not hungry, but the dishes at this restaurant just don’t suit our tastes.”
If the restaurant owner had heard her words,
he would have burst into tears!
Ladies,
if you didn’t want to eat this, why did you order it?
You should’ve chosen something you could actually stomach.
These dishes were meant for customers with specific tastes,
not for you!!!!
Xu Shi’s suggestion was the perfect out.
The two women’s faces lit up.
They had been trying to figure out how to leave gracefully,
and here was the perfect excuse.
Yang Jingying was the first to nod in agreement.
“Xu Shi’s right. It’s not that I’m not hungry; it’s just that these dishes aren’t suitable.”
Zhou Qiaoqiao, seeing how shameless Yang Jingying was, pursed her lips.
She didn’t say anything.
Shen Manni and Lin An’an breathed a sigh of relief.
Finally!!!
The battle was over!
What a relief!!!!
With that, the five women reached an unspoken agreement.
They grabbed their bags and prepared to leave.
Just then, the door swung open with a clatter.
The person who walked in was none other than An Youyi.
“Xu Shi, hey, you’re all here too?”
“Didn’t you invite me to dinner?”
An Youyi looked utterly clueless.
The women, bags in hand,
all standing up,
stared at her in confusion.
Most people would have been puzzled by the scene,
but An Youyi simply glanced at them
and carelessly took a seat at the empty spot.
Xu Shi was mortified.
They were about to leave,
and An Youyi had to show up now?
Xu Shi forced a sweet smile and explained,
“The dishes here… well, they don’t suit our tastes. We were thinking of going somewhere else.”
“Oh, I see. You’re scared, aren’t you?” An Youyi’s calm words cut straight to the truth!
The women froze.
You’re not scared?!?!
This stuff is terrifying… what the…
Before they could react,
An Youyi picked up a water beetle
and popped it into her mouth.
No removing the head or tail.
She went straight for it!
The crisp crunching sound
echoed through the silent private room.
An Youyi swallowed it, and for once, her usually expressionless face showed a faint smile.
“Delicious!”
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Some things smell bad but taste good.
Some things look scary but are delicious.
An Youyi’s performance
left everyone utterly stunned!
The women stared at her as if she were a god.
How could you eat that??????
Aren’t you scared?
Isn’t it creepy?
Oh, right, you’re an assassin…
Never mind then.
Sorry for disturbing you, carry on.
Yang Jingying and Zhou Qiaoqiao were dumbfounded.
“An Youyi, is the water beetle really that good?”
“You’re not just saying that to trick us into eating it, are you?”
From the way they subtly swallowed,
it was clear
they were curious to try it too.
They just couldn’t overcome their mental barriers.
An Youyi picked up another water beetle and casually tossed it into her mouth, chewing without a care.
Crunch, crunch…
“I’m not that bored.”
+【Epic Battles!】 "Your Highness, they say Linxi Temple is miraculous. Won’t you make a wish?" "A wish? It should be making wishes to me." "That may be so, but since you’re already here..." "..." "Fine. Then grant this princess a consort to play with." "He must be obedient, devoted, and utterly infatuated with my body—so much so that he’d kneel and kiss my feet." "Your Highness, that’s not a consort. That’s a dog." "Then add clever, witty, heroic, ambitious yet pragmatic..." "Hmm, that’s enough for now. I’ll add more later." After tossing out these words half in jest, Princess Anle departed the temple—only to catch a fleeting glimpse of the Bodhisattva statue smiling at her. Meanwhile, Yang An, fresh out of university, was having a very bad day. Good news: He’d transmigrated into another world with a cheat granting tenfold combat power. Bad news: He’d immediately fallen into the clutches of a certain villainess. Good news: Said villainess possessed peerless beauty and royal status. Bad news: She was absolutely monstrous!!! In the frozen wilderness, Yang An knelt beneath Qin Guo’er’s feet, drenched in sweat despite the cold. Desperately clutching her porcelain-perfect foot—the very one poised to crush his throat—he could only think: How do I survive this?! Need answers NOW!
d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!
agon king storylines. At the start, I obtained the "Ultimate Lackey System" - the more I act as a lackey, the stronger I become. What else could I do? I chose to become the personal henchman of the ultimate villain, Su Muwan. I provoke all sorts of chosen ones, snatch away their opportunities, and commit every evil deed imaginable. You ask who's behind me? Hmph! You're not worthy of knowing my lady's name! ...... ....... I am Su Muwan, the eldest daughter of the Su family. Since childhood, I've possessed extraordinary talent in martial arts, which led to my arrogant and domineering personality in my past life. I was even foolish enough to repeatedly challenge those favored by heaven, ultimately resulting in a tragic death. In this life, I must behave and absolutely cannot walk the same path again!! However... SLAP!! "So you're the Dragon King, huh?!" When I saw my little lackey swagger over and viciously slap the Dragon King who was hiding his identity, I felt my heart sink. Su Muwan's suspended heart finally died as she watched Qin Luo, her utterly loyal lackey, standing before her. She fainted on the spot from shock. Heaven is determined to destroy me!! (Pure love 1v1, light-hearted, no angst, single female lead, villain, reincarnation, lackey)
esick Sect? Well, at least it's considered a respectable orthodox sect. Wait a minute— What kind of vibe are you all giving off? Shouldn’t this be a love-struck, romance-obsessed sect? Why does everyone here sound more like demonic cultivators? "Master, today he’s getting married. This disciple wishes to descend the mountain and crash the wedding, then toy with him to death right in front of his wife..." "Elder, I only got into your sect through connections, so why won’t you teach me anything?" "Because I also became an elder through connections." Thankfully, Su Ji was just an outer sect labor disciple. Surely, nothing too crazy would— "Junior Brother, you’ve broken through to Qi Refining. Once you sever your useless spiritual root, you can officially become an outer sect disciple." "The Great Dao is merciless. Don’t let a worthless spiritual root waste your essence and spirit, hindering your cultivation." Is this really the Lovesick Sect? ... Three years later, Su Ji sat in the seat of the Lovesick Sect’s sect master, sighing with emotion. His rise to this position all started when his junior sister adamantly insisted on preserving his "spiritual root." "Mmm... Senior Brother, what’s our relationship now?" "Stop talking. Keep going." "By the way, that newly promoted top-tier sect—didn’t they come to buy our Love Beans?" "One top-grade spirit stone per Love Bean—is that really so expensive?" "I suspect they’ve eaten too many Love Beans." "Now they’re lovesick." Well, this really is the Lovesick Sect after all.
