Xu Mo raised an eyebrow.
"Little girl."
"What do you know?"
"Danger?"
"Perfect ancient martial arts technique!!"
"If it weren't for the perfect Iron Shirt skill."
"To avoid getting beaten up less while following the plot."
"Xu Mo wouldn't take such risks."
"He values his life too."
"Well... before the plot is finished."
"What do you care about me for?"
Xu Mo's mood was already not great.
Hearing Xu Shi questioning him.
Did the little girl rebel or something?
Don't think that just because she was acting weird today.
And did something to him.
Xu Mo would tone down his brotherly aura.
"I'm going to take care of you! Don't you dare challenge me?!!"
Xu Shi's tone raised a few notches.
The little girl's eyes reddened a bit!
Who knows.
How much pressure she was under just now.
Xu Mo was stunned for a moment.
【Forget it, forget it, forget it】
【You're so cool, you decide】
【Ah... why did you betray me, Yuqi!!】
【Shi is the heroine, and so are you, wahhh... the whole world is acting against me】
【Am I not struggling enough? I have to think about how to survive among you main characters every day】
【I'm so doomed...】
"Ding, congratulations to the host for obtaining 6666 cash"
Xu Mo: ......
This time, not only is reality full of malice.
Even the dog system brought him malice.
"Heroine?"
Xu Shi and Song Yuqi's hearts skipped a beat.
The former was too familiar with this title.
The latter was completely clueless.
For the first time, she heard this term from Xu Mo's thoughts.
"Young Master Xu, Miss, the ambulance is here, shall we take him down first?"
Five bodyguards in black suits said from behind.
If the medical staff came up and saw these horrifying scenes.
They'd probably throw up their dinner.
Xu Shi waved her hand, "Go ahead, go ahead, after you send him away, come back to clean up, remember to do it cleanly, you can use any resources from Xu Family Hospital."
The few nodded.
Song Ligang's physique.
Even two strong men found it a bit difficult to carry.
So it became four people carrying him together.
"Mo Ge, I... I want to go take care of my brother."
Song Yuqi looked at the direction Song Ligang left, then at Xu Mo.
She really wanted to stay, to thank Xu Mo with a thousand words.
But she knew these thanks were virtual.
She had to make some achievements first.
But before that.
She had to wait for Song Ligang to wake up.
Xu Mo forced a smile, "Mm, go ahead, go ahead."
Song Yuqi left with them.
Watching the girl leave.
Xu Mo seemed to age a lot.
My gosh!!
Who would have thought the netizen would be the heroine?
He couldn't figure it out!!!!
Now it's too late to realize.
Song Ligang indeed had a sister.
The dog author's old cliche.
To let the protagonist have a capable assistant who would go through fire and water for him.
That's not enough.
Because in the early and mid-stages, Song Ligang's strength was even stronger than Lin Fan's.
So the problem returned to how to make Song Ligang sincerely submit?
Of course, it's to arrange a school flower sister for him domestically.
Not only a good brother, but also a good brother-in-law.
Double the kinship.
This way, both the school flower and the strong assistant are there.
Cool?
Cool to death.
But that's the protagonist's script.
Not the script Xu Mo is holding.
As for accidentally getting on this line.
We have to ask the scheming sister in front of us.
Xu Mo put on a stern face, "When did you meet Song Ligang?"
【It's hard to guard against family thieves!!】
【Shi, Shi, you've ruined me】
【That big guy's favor is for the antagonist? No, it's for the protagonist】
【Am I the protagonist or Lin Fan?】
【I think you really don't understand】
【Hey... could it be a roundabout way to save the dragon?】
Xu Mo's mind suddenly came up with strange thoughts.
The heroine helping to save the protagonist's close associates.
When the protagonist needs it, handing over the connections.
That's the correct answer!
Xu Shi rolled her eyes in annoyance.
"Do you think this is a place to talk?"
Under the scheming sister's reminder.
Xu Mo looked around.
Ugh----
It really isn't a place to talk.
So the three went downstairs.
Xu Mo took a while to recover.
"You don't want to know how I met Song Ligang?"
Xu Shi's voice carried a playful tone.
Xu Mo was stunned.
He always felt she had no good intentions.
It's common sense.
After so many years of dealing with his sister.
Wouldn't he know what tone Xu Shi uses when she wants to play tricks?
Knowing is knowing!
Xu Mo now wants to figure out.
Is Xu Shi helping the protagonist recruit connections?
After all, this is a pacifier for him.
He's been so hardworking following the script.
Can he still make mistakes?
Isn't that the biggest insult to Xu Mo?
"I want to." Xu Mo nodded.
Xu Shi extended her slender index finger, beckoning Xu Mo.
"If you want to know, come closer, I'll tell you quietly."
This scene felt familiar.
But curiosity drove Xu Mo.
He couldn't help but move closer.
"Closer."
"Oh." Xu Mo moved a bit more.
"Even closer."
"Mm."
"Didn't you hear me tell you to come closer?!"
Xu Shi frowned, hands on her hips.
She said angrily.
Xu Mo also got upset, "I've done what you said, what else do you want?"
"Huh? Is this what you call doing what I said?"
Xu Shi's eyelid twitched.
At this moment, there were still two meters between them.
Xu Mo shamelessly nodded.
He'd be an idiot to really get close.
"Youyi is not an outsider, she knows too."
"Eek..."
An Youyi made a strange sound.
The sound was very weak.
Her pretty cheeks blushed a tiny bit.
Neither Xu Shi nor Xu Mo noticed the Dragon Queen's abnormality.
Xu Shi knew what Xu Mo was thinking.
Since Xu Mo didn't come over.
Then she could only go over herself.
The little girl took three steps in two to Xu Mo's side.
Pulled down his collar.
In Xu Mo's blank expression.
Not knowing what happened.
He only heard Xu Shi's Barbie pink lips whisper in his ear.
"If you want to know, you can."
"Like this morning, kiss me."
"I'll tell you everything I know."
Sss......
Xu Mo sucked in a breath of cold air.
His heart surged with waves.
Because the two were very close.
When Xu Shi spoke.
Xu Mo only felt his ear tickling.
But this little girl's words were shocking!!
How dare she say such things?
Does she think she's who?
A she-devil?
Oh no, a little devil.
Xu Mo suddenly remembered at this moment.
The fear he was dominated by the little devil this morning.
The little devil and the she-devil wore the same pants.
Choose between information and German orthopedics.
To get information, you must face orthopedics.
Xu Mo said he didn't want to choose either.
But in fact, there's no choice at all!
【Choose a fart! Choose!】
【You're blushing?】
【You're blushing over a teapot】
Xu Mo was speechless.
This is equivalent to no answer, right?
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