The Female Demon is the Best

In the men's restroom.

Xu Mo had lost count of how many times he'd washed his face.

Looking at his incredibly handsome reflection in the mirror.

His eyelids twitched involuntarily.

What good is this handsome face?

Damn it, I need to follow the plot!

"System, you can't play dead this time, get your ass over here!"

"The plot has gone completely haywire, and you're still slacking off?"

"Why are the male and female leads tearing each other apart and becoming enemies?"

"I didn't give Jing Ying the volcanic mud skincare formula so she could fight against the male lead!"

Xu Mo was going crazy.

If things continued like this.

When would it ever end?

All he needed was just one hint.

In other words.

Going down this path.

Could he complete the mission and return home?

If not, why was he trying so hard?

He might as well grab a few hundred million, find a place where no one knew him, and live out his days in peace.

When the male lead comes knocking.

He'd deal with it then.

As long as he gave up quickly enough.

Neither the system nor this world's natural order could do anything to him.

Worst case scenario, he'd die again.

And death was what Xu Mo feared least.

"Ding----"

The system's mechanical voice suddenly rang out.

The sound was weak, as if on its last legs.

But Xu Mo heard it!!!

(ｷ｀ﾟДﾟ´)!!

"Finally, you're up and running!"

"About time!"

The bathroom was empty except for Xu Mo.

So no matter how loud he shouted.

No one could hear him.

At this moment, Xu Mo cried tearfully and said viciously.

"You damn system, the plot's gone to hell, are you going to do something about it?"

"I'm warning you, don't push me."

"We can both die if we have to, no one's getting out of this easy!"

After a moment of silence.

Just when Xu Mo thought the damn system had run off again.

The mechanical voice rang out once more.

"Ding-------"

Xu Mo was exasperated ￣□￣｜｜

This old dog of a system must have some kind of malfunction.

Dinging endlessly.

Speak human language, damn it!!!!

"System, stop dinging and talk normally!!!"

Xu Mo said irritably.

The next moment, the system fell silent again.

No matter how he called out.

The system remained quiet.

Because of this.

Xu Mo's brows furrowed.

Seriously pondering the mystery.

After a while.

Xu Mo had a few answers in mind, and to verify his guesses, he continued trying to communicate with the damn system.

"System, is it because this world's natural order is restraining you?"

"Is that why you can't communicate normally with me?"

A few seconds passed.

"Ding···"

Xu Mo was stunned.

He hadn't expected to guess right on the first try!

Xu Mo's face lit up.

"So the way back home is hidden in the plot?"

"Even though the plot's completely messed up, you haven't given me any hints."

"Does this mean I don't need to do anything deliberately, just continue being a slacker, staying invisible?"

"No matter what happens, I just need to maintain a normal attitude and keep going?"

"Ding-------"

Xu Mo drew in a sharp breath.

Right again!!!!

"It doesn't matter if the plot advances early? It doesn't matter if they add their own drama?"

"Ding····"

Xu Mo's current mood was beyond words.

The ding-ding monster system.

Had shown him a clear path.

He'd been so worried before.

Turns out it was all for nothing!!!!

According to the cute little system's meaning.

Follow the plot when there is one.

Be lazy when there isn't.

Even if they add their own plot twists.

Just go with the flow.

He'd still be able to return home in the end.

Xu Mo felt his life was once again filled with hope and meaning!

"Ding·····"

"Ding·····"

"Ding·····"

The system's mechanical voice rang three times in succession.

Then fell completely silent.

Xu Mo was only slightly surprised.

But didn't think much of it.

Probably the system was engaged in a brutal struggle with the natural order!

Risking elimination.

To reveal information and show him the way.

Greatly weakened, it had fallen silent.

"o(*￣︶￣*)o Oh my! Finally, I don't have to worry about the plot going haywire anymore, turns out just following along was the right thing to do."

Xu Mo smiled brightly.

Preparing to leave and return to the hall.

Then came the sound of high heels clicking against the floor-----

The sound in this quiet area.

Seemed out of place.

Xu Mo didn't pay much attention.

Just as he was about to leave the bathroom.

He ran into an old acquaintance.

Zhou Qiaoqiao was standing at the door, smiling at him.

"The ladies' room is next door."

Xu Mo, in a good mood, casually pointed in a direction.

"Xu Mo, remember when I said I'd give you candy last time?"

Zhou Qiaoqiao was slightly tipsy.

Her cheeks tinged with a hint of red.

Her beautiful swan-like neck was flushed with an alluring blush.

Her milk-white skin and black lace dress.

Created a stark contrast.

As she spoke.

Her sexy red lips gave off a faint scent of red wine.

The female devil truly lived up to her name!

Xu Mo stepped back half a step in fright.

Looking at her with slight panic.

"Are you serious?"

[Holy shit!]

[Qiaoqiao, are you for real?]

[Am I dreaming?]

The damn system had already shown which path to take.

And how to walk it.

In other words.

Show your face where there's plot.

Whether the plot matches the previous life or not.

It doesn't matter.

After all, the system promised.

Just follow the plot to get back home.

Even chaos counts as plot ┗|｀O′|┛ roar~~

Zhou Qiaoqiao's beautiful phoenix eyes glanced at him.

This little wolf pup wasn't being honest!

Saying one thing but meaning another.

Obviously dying for it inside.

But being so dishonest with his words!

After all, this was her first time too.

Her inner nervousness.

Was no less than Xu Mo's!

But since she was already here.

"What do you think~"

Just three words.

Xu Mo's defenses crumbled completely!

Too damn flirtatious.

Fair competition.

The real female devil herself shouldn't be allowed to participate!

Xu Mo heaved a deep sigh.

Ah······

What did I do to deserve such good fortune?

Even in my previous life, this never happened.

"Oh right, Xu Mo, here's the candy you wanted."

Zhou Qiaoqiao took out a colorfully wrapped candy from her pocket.

Gently waving it in front of Xu Mo.

Awesome!

Chinese people don't deceive Chinese people.

Female devil for the win.

Xu Mo wanted to pretend to refuse again.

To see how the female devil would react.

If she forced him.

That wouldn't be good.

But Zhou Qiaoqiao had predicted his prediction.

Grabbing his hand.

She walked straight inside.

Thump thump-------

Xu Mo's heart was racing!

Like a dream, surreal.

Happiness came too suddenly.

Like a tornado?

Can't escape the storm's eye

No time to run.

Can't escape the big one, can't dodge the small one.

I can't think about it anymore, I don't want to think about it····

[My Steam game has come true!]

Exciting good stuff, Sister Qiaoqiao is inside

Three parts: silly/smart/suspense

One versus three, written in morning/noon/night rotation, same actor names, different scripts

No one can call me lazy now, right? Over at Huimin's place, search for it yourself