12 o'clock at night.
Xu Mo rubbed his slightly sore eyes and took his pajamas out of the room.
Heading towards the bathroom.
Upon reaching the bathroom door, he found that the lights were on inside.
"Is someone still up at this hour?"
Xu Mo was puzzled, and just as he turned to go downstairs to take a bath.
Bang!
The door was pushed open from the inside!
The person inside was none other than An Youyi.
White mist swirled around her, her long hair wet.
Her beautiful face was tinged with two rosy blushes from just having bathed.
She was so beautiful that words couldn't describe it.
However, Xu Mo wasn't particularly impressed by this deadly poisonous rose.
"Finished washing? Then I'll go in and wash."
Xu Mo smiled.
He didn't consider himself a gentleman or a Liu Xiahui.
The bathroom door was already open.
Why go through the trouble of going downstairs to wash?
That would be like taking off your pants to fart, unnecessarily complicating things.
"Mm." An Youyi turned around, her loose pajamas revealing a great "career line."
She reached into the old clothes basket, seemingly grabbing something.
Then, in Xu Mo's bewildered gaze,
she stuffed the item into his hands.
It was still warm, with a soft, pleasant texture.
"Help me wash this." An Youyi said, and then left directly.
Xu Mo's eyelids twitched, "Hey, Youyi, if you have clothes to wash, just throw them in the washing machine!"
"Hand washing is cleaner."
An Youyi looked back at him, her expression calm.
Xu Mo was speechless.
He wasn't a servant!
She could ask Aunt Li or the others for help!
It seems there are many things to instruct the female dragon king about tomorrow!
That guide, Xu Shi, isn't reliable at all!
Xu Mo was about to say something else when
An Youyi walked away.
Family status -1
"This damn life can't go on like this!"
Xu Mo was very frustrated.
But then he thought, isn't this also a good thing?
This means.
His death is not far away!
"Should I set off fireworks to celebrate tomorrow?"
Xu Mo's face showed a gleeful smile.
He subconsciously grabbed the clothes An Youyi asked him to wash.
Xu Mo's face darkened, feeling a bad premonition.
Opening it up,
he instantly stood there dumbfounded.
It was a cotton underwear with a small bear pattern▼(๑¯㉨¯๑).
Damn!
This is outrageous!
Who would believe that the world's top assassin wears this?
Xu Mo knew An Youyi had a natural airhead attribute.
But this is too unpredictable!
Even asking Xu Shi to help wash would be better.
Why ask him, a big man, to do it?
"Wash your own damn thing!"
Xu Mo gritted his teeth and threw the item aside.
Using this to test the villain?
Which villain can't withstand such a test?
What does being the top assassin give him the right to order him around?
He····tui·····
Suddenly, a voice came from behind.
"Xu Mo, I forgot to tell you, if you can't resist and use it for something strange, remember to wash it clean."
"Mm, use warm water."
Xu Mo was startled, his heart skipping a beat!
Are you here to poop?
Is it fun to scare people in the middle of the night?
"Ahem... You came back just to tell me this?"
Xu Mo looked at her incredulously.
An Youyi's expression was calm, tilting her head, "Otherwise? Is there anything else?"
Xu Mo felt a lump in his throat.
He restrained the urge to spit out that lump of blood.
He glared at her and said,
"Wash it yourself!"
"Finished talking?"
"Y-yes, finished."
"Oh."
An Youyi turned and left.
Leaving Xu Mo alone in the bathroom, in chaos.
Damn it!
As expected, he was right before!
Xu Shi really brought home a female overlord!
Out of control!
He's the villain, not a servant, understand?
Bang------
He slammed the bathroom door shut.
Xu Mo still wasn't reassured and locked it completely.
Even if the door couldn't withstand the twenty-plus years of martial arts prowess of the female dragon king.
But it's better than nothing.
Xu Mo took a shower while considering whether to replace all the bathroom doors in the house.
With specially made metal steel doors.
A cultured dragon king is easy to guard against.
A uncultured female dragon king is hard to guard against.
Because the female dragon king doesn't follow reason, let alone dragon virtue!
The previous plot was physical damage.
Now it's become magical soul damage.
A critical hit.
Xu Mo had read a lot of novels.
Tonight's shitty plot of washing underwear.
Makes him feel like he's the real dragon king.
Oh no.
A brainless pig-eating-tiger, door-to-door son-in-law novel.
The mother-in-law and wife look down on him.
Then throw underwear at his face and shout.
'You useless thing! My daughter is naturally beautiful, how could she marry someone like you, a poor wretch! Wash it clean, or don't eat dinner, get out of my house!'
Humiliating!
Too damn humiliating!
Xu Mo bathed in tears.
As for that underwear▼?
Sorry!
He would rather die than wash it.
Leave it for Aunt Li to deal with tomorrow.
As for changing the iron door.
Xu Mo just thought about it casually.
If he really changed it, it would be a giveaway.
The next morning.
Xu Mo pulled An Youyi aside.
Together with Aunt Li, they held an important three-way meeting!
Just as Xu Shi, who was downstairs, saw them!
Xu Shi felt Xu Mo had ulterior motives!
So she forcefully inserted herself.
Into their conversation.
Xu Mo had given Xu Shi a chance.
Like a little girl.
She didn't listen!
So Xu Mo didn't care.
If you want to listen, then listen!
Don't block your ears.
Then Xu Mo solemnly instructed Aunt Li to wash the underwear▼.
And told An Youyi to be more self-aware.
Hand these things over to Aunt Li to manage.
Or put a special collection box outside the bathroom.
Whenever she finishes bathing, put these clothes inside.
The next day.
Aunt Li can take them to wash.
Aunt Li and An Youyi didn't think much of it.
Xu Mo also thought it was a small matter.
Only Xu Shi blushed and was furious, insisting on chasing Xu Mo for a beating.
And then there was nothing.
When it comes to running away with a bucket.
Xu Mo was good at it.
He didn't eat breakfast and drove away directly.
Today's reason was special.
Xu Mo didn't have extra time to drive a four-wheeler.
But he rode his beloved Ducati motorcycle.
There would never be traffic jams on the road.
Ignoring Xu Shi's shouting behind him.
"Xu Mo, if you have the guts, don't come home tonight!"
"If you dare to come back, you're dead!"
Seeing that she couldn't catch up, Xu Shi pouted in frustration.
Her delicate face was flushed.
It seemed she was very angry.
At this moment, An Youyi came out.
"Should I help you teach him a lesson?"
Hmm?
What kind of international joke is this.
An Jie, are you sure you won't beat my brother to death?
Xu Shi shook her little head, forcing a smile.
"No need, no need, by the way, An Jie, don't go to the company today."
"I'll take you shopping for some clothes."
"Mm." An Youyi nodded without refusal.
Last night's pajamas were still wearing Su Ting's, cough cough···wearing Su Ting's
Originally wanted to wear Xu Shi's.
But found the size was seriously mismatched.
Whether it was height, or other aspects!
ose... to cooperate with the protagonist! Shen Yuan: I have a system! Protagonist: What? System: Holy crap, you're just spilling it out like that? Shen Yuan: Let's team up, we'll split the system rewards! Protagonist: Fifty-fifty split? Shen Yuan: No way! Protagonist: What!? I'm the one getting beaten up, and I don't get half? Shen Yuan: Forty-sixty split, I get forty, you get sixty! Protagonist: Deal! Big brother, come on, hit me! As long as it doesn't kill me, beat me like you mean it! Shen Yuan: Don't worry... I will definitely protect all of you! No one but me can lay a finger on you! Guard our Heaven's Chosen Ones! I'm the only one allowed to bully them!
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
] [Lone Wolf, No Male Gaze] [Protagonist is pursued early on; extreme protagonist-stans, stay away!] The "Carnival Paradise" descends and slowly devours the real world in the form of a game. By chance, Zhu Yan awakens the talent [Roleplay], becoming one of the first beta players. He thought he could develop safely, but after clearing the first instance, he is branded by humanity as the chief culprit behind the game's spread—a traitorous villain. A villain? Who would ever... become one! He'll be the villain! From then on, Zhu Yan is not only a player but also a lackey for the Carnival Paradise. Between the straight path and the crooked path, he chooses the con. With his left hand, he dons the villain's mantle, staging scenes within instances, infuriating players who decry him as a despicable traitor, all while the game happily promotes him. With his right hand, he joins the non-human organization "Fangcun Mountain," which opposes the Carnival Paradise, transforming into a mysterious player who slaughters game bosses, earning cheers of "Long live the expert!" from fellow players. Gradually, Zhu Yan rises to become an S-rank human player in Fangcun Mountain's archives, while also being the Carnival Paradise's certified top game Boss. But when the final war erupts and both major factions place their hopes in him— Players tag his various aliases: "Experts, this offensive depends on you." The Carnival Paradise's supreme Boss throws an arm around his neck: "Bro, you're the iron, I'm the steel; you can't let me down again!"
world slacker. But a genius female disciple just had to get clingy, insisting that he take her as a disciple. Not only that, she was always making advances on him, thoroughly disrupting his peaceful slacker life...
